Better than At World's End, not as good as the first two.

The mermaid subplot was fucking retarded.

>>79704366
This

>>79704332
It's not watchable without Geoffrey Rush.

>I support the missionary's position

I don't know why this gets me every time.

>>79704332
I feel like they needlessly over-complicated the rules behind The Fountain of Youth. Like what was wrong with just having magic water? You could still have mermaids show up on the way to the fountain and all that. The tear bullshit and the romance was just crap all around

>Black Pearl appearing in the sand while theme plays

>Flipping the boat scene

>Black Pearl vs Flying Dutchman

>Black Pearl and Flying Dutchman rape Endevour

Fuck off op

>>79704366

Could have been axed for more time with Al Swearengen.

The mermaid capture scene and Barbossa's ship getting BTFO in the distance were pretty great though.

>>79704438

>2 hours of other boring bullshit

The flipping the ship scene was pretty fucking cool though.

Its funny how we've come full circle back to undead pirates. Since the new one is about Poseidon's Trident, will they explain why Calypso was such a big deal and not big daddy Neptune himself? Also why does Jack care about it anyway? He wants immortality. Unless the trident does that too

>>79704584
>Also why does Jack care about it anyway?

My guess would be that Salazar wants it so he can more easily murder the shit out of Jack. Jack wants it out of self preservation.

>>79704675
Why would Salazar want to kill Jack with that? What is he going to do with that trident? Stick it up his ass while he says "I'M THE CAPTAIN NOW"?

>>79704809

The Pearl is basically untouchable unless you use some sort of supernatural fuckery. That would be my guess.