YES, I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control

>>79694997
WHO'S THAT FAGGOT WITH A TUBA

>>79695061
Bob saget

>>79694997
>OH BOB SAGET
what did he mean by this?

>>79695142
Fuck you and every mall santa that looks like you

>>79694997
Let me tell you about a porcupines balls

Blast from the past but what is this from again?

PISS

AW SHIT

Dad, there's a bird in the house!

>>79695391
Parkinson's dude

>>79695391
MS fellow

Last time I gave a shit, I GOT FUCKED

He played Data on Star Trek.

>Oh yeah, I heard he killed himself
"I WOULD TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS... COOOOOOOMBS!"

>>79695611
HE'S A FAGGOT

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>>79695668
I wonder what he's doing nowadays.

>>79695391
Polio Pal

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>>79694997
> it made me FEEL like a piece of shit :(

ALRIGHT
who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster,
pissed in the seat,
and hid my keys?!?!

BITCH... i love you

[talking to grandmother on the phone]

Im watching the first season of Alf on DVD... What?! You don't know who Alf is?! Fuck you!

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>>79695657
me too tourettes guy, me too

This was NEVER funny. Besides the obvious misunderstanding of what Tourettes actually is (spoiler: it's not anger issues), it was just not funny.
>le screaming man

FASHION BUG

>>79695763

°tips le fedora°

He's a long legged, pissed-off, Puerto Rican

>>79695695
http://tourettes-guy.wikia.com/wiki/Origin_and_Rise_of_Tourette%27s_Guy

according to this he released a video on the first of 2016

>>79695763
FUCK YOU KID YOU'RE A DICK

>>79695763
why don't you try to walk a mile IN MY SHIT!

>>79695975
This meme must really bother you.

>>79695695
He's probably getting FUCKED IN THE ASS!

Why don't you make like a banana, AND SHIT.

I'd kill myself too if my last name was COMBS!!

>>79695321
They're small and they don't give a SHIT.

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>>79696143

HOLY SHIT I GOTTA GO! SOME SQUIRREL IS FUCKING MY TOMATOES!

shes a bitch. i called her a bitch right in front of her tits. she has nice ass. id like to titfuck her ass. fuck him hes an ass. go touch his dick

TONIGHT

ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES

>>79696422
FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT

HURRY UP YOU SHIT BOAT!

>>79696422
TONIGHT

ON UNSOLVED SHIT!

This is the SECOND TIME I'VE BEEN FUCKED.... BY DAIRY QUEEN

>THIRTY CASES OF PICKLES?

>they found granpda taking his pants off the middle of the store

*muffled laughter*

>are you laughing!?

>HAHAHAHA YOUR GRANDPAS AN ASS

YOU'RE 93 YEARS OLD AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO ALF IS?

FUCK SALT
U
C
K

S
A
L
T

>>79694997
WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN "YOU KNEED ME IN THE ASS?"

TIT DIRT

>>79695228
THIS IS WHAT GRANDPA CALLS "SHITLOAD OF MASH-POTATOES DAY."

Sharlena?

AWWW SHIT!

>>79696461
UPDATE! NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT!

>tfw me and my roommate autistically reference him every single day
>Literally every single day we fill lots of our convos with tourettes guy phrases
>tfw memorized almost all the videos

>>79695763
CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN, don't get a big DICK!

>>79695668
PROBABLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS

>>79697309
UPDATE! LAST NIGHT SOMEBODY BROKE INTO MY PLACE AND STOLE 500 DOLLARS WORTH OF BULLSHIT

>>79694997
MEN'S ASSES

>>79697315
our wifi name is literally MENS ASSES and WHAT DO MEAN A BIRD

The videos were recorded in Whitehall, OH, right? I used to live there. Jolly Pirate Donuts is overrated.

>>79695776
Winrar

>the one where he fucks with the janitor
THAT WAS A GOOD SHIT

motherfucker doesn't even flinch with the nigger throws a chair.

FUCK no, I'm not okay. I'M AN OLD MAN AND I FELL ON MY ASS

>>79697479
WHAT IS THIS?! SHITLOAD OF MASHED POTATOES DAY?

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AH SHIT

GOTTA ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE

Yesterday on Cartoon Network they had a 12 hour marathon of Scooby Doo and Friends. I watched all 12 hours, and at the end I said SHIT.

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DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT!

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We're gonna be out of the butt and into the fuck if we don't come up with that 36 dollars

>>79694997
AND ONCE YOU SEE MY DICK...

YOU

WON'T

WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!

I AIN'T SCARED OF SHIT . . . . . except snakes.

T A R T A R C O N T R O L

>>79695391
Geriatric Gentleman

Was this just an act or did he really have tourettes?

>>79695391
Bipolar lad

>>79697824
It was fake, but parts of it were real people, like the bowling alley and most of the vids in public.

>>79694997
IT SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT

>>79695391
Rude Dude

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>that weird few dumb years where they claimed he had died
>but then released new videos of him a few years later after it turned out he got released from jail

YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS AND TAKE A TWO HOUR SHIT FOR ALL I CARE

>>79697884
source

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>get the fuck down down down down down down
>fucking jump
>get the fuck outside
>you fucking piece of shit

>>79698787
>posting it in lowercase

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FUCK THE PHILIPPINES

THEY CAN FILL UP MY ASS

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WHO THE HELL IS RICK MORANIS?

>>79698906
autism

>>79695391
autistic lad

Fuck salt

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STUPID FAT ASS

>>79695391
screamy steve

>tfw have a severe case of tourettes syndrome
>tfw uncontrollably shouted nigger since junior year of high school

I actually legitimately want to fucking die

GO COUNT YOUR DICK

>>79699299
atleast i got dubs

>>79699299
how long until the alt-right pretends to be a bunch of tourrettes pacients so they "get away" with spouting their bullshit?

>>79697351
TOP KEK

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>>79699299
have u tried just not saying thing instead of saying thing? just a thought friend

>>79695391
Cerebal Palsy Paul

My favourite shall always be

>WHERES THE PAPER TOWELS?!
>THROW THEM OVER HERE!!
>*son throws paper towels*
>MOTHERFUCKER YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK!!!!!
>YOU LUCKY IT WASNT HARD!
>I MEAN THIS THING NOT MY DICK!!!!!

>Calm down, calm down! Don't get a big DICK

>>79695391
Yeller Feller

>>79697406
tell me more, dumbass blogger

>>79695391
(You)

I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS

COMBS

I hope this is the puff daddy version of this song

not that sting PIECE OF SHIIIIT

>>79699521
to give an example, yesterday I was going to the fridge to make a sandwich. While I was looking in the fridge I said outloud "fuck you nigger", something that comes out of my mouth a lot.

At the time, I wasn't thinking about how much I hate black people, I was wondering where the Plochmans was. It was completely unprompted and involuntary.

I LIKE TO PUNCH HIM IN HIS STUPID COCK!

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i want a biggie fries and give me some SHIT to DRINK

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>>79699986
but have u tried just not saying it tho, thats what im saying

>I heard she's a lesbian
>that just means she's likes what I like

>>79695763
YOU'RE GROUNDED

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ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES

>>79695391
Screamer memer

>>79699651
>>79694997
The best ones are that, the toothpaste, and when he wakes up next to the giant M&M doll

...what the FUUUUUUUUUCK?
DAMN IT
HOLY SHIT

>>79699438
probably about the time when you stop attacking an imaginary boogeyman to feel in the right

She'd be a Four Door Ford Whore..........bitch

>>79699683
I asked a question, you autistic faggot.

>THROW ME THE PAPER TOWEL
>YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK
>YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD
>I MEAN THIS THING NOT MY DICK

ALL YOU EVER DO
IS STAY AT HOME
AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS
AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME

>>79698950
The best. I hope that the guy who played his dad is still alive

Remember that fat wrestler from the 1980s named Dusty Rhodes? MAN HE WAS A PIECE OF SHIT

OH NO
FUCK YOU HEAD AND SHOULDERS
FUUUUCK YOOOUUU

>SHE HAS NICE ASS
>I'D LIKE TO TITFUCK HER ASS
>I WOULDN'T FUCK HER WITH MY OWN ASS
>YOU GET YOUR RETARDED ASS IN THE BATHROOM AND SHAVE YOUR SIDEBURNS

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BITCH...
I LOVE YOU

Hey dad want some twizzlers?

THESE FISH STICKS ARE HARD AS TITS

My first experience with an online community was the tourettes guy forum. I was only in 5th grade at the time but of course nobody knew. There was a section on the forums called "the wonderful world of fucked up shit" where they posted tubgirl and goatse and other early internet shock images.

ahhh memories... I wonder what happened to the 15 or so other active members on there.

>>79701271
see
>>79697351

>>79701150
>"Whose tits you been grabbing that feel hard? that's what I wanna know hahah"

>>79701298
FUCK YOU

Someone calls me "Mellow Yellow" I'm going to kick him right in the cock.

PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW,ARE TWO. DIFFERENT. THINGS!!

>>79701335
Tourette's guy's dad is fucking GOAT

>>79701271
Hey mate I was a part of that forum circa 2004-2005. I even started making a Tourette's guy flash game to share with the forum but abandoned it because I started a new job . Good times on there

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YES

IT WAS ABOUT 10 MINUTES AGO

YES

A GUY TRIED TO BREAK INTO MY TRUCK

YES

HE'S A LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN

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DAMN Tourettes guy's son looks like THAT?

>>79699986
This is a made up disease

>>79702152
That's what a body looks like after 30 cases of pickles

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>>79695391
Unforgivable

SUCK MY DICK...OR COCK

what the hell's a peter pan peanut butter alert

Dom Deluise

He used to be that chef...on tv

BUT NOW HE JUST SITS AT HOME WITH HIS ASS UP HIS ASS

I'M GONNA GO TAKE A PISS
AND WHEN I COME BACK I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT THE MIGHTY DUCK MOVIES

>>79694997
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

>Danny, I have no idea what I'm going to do. I mean, I don't know what's going to happen with mom, she needs total knee replacement surgery. She may end up permanently disabled. I mean I may end up having to take care of her and move in with me. I don't know if I can afford to do that or if I'd even have the time to take care of her. I don't even know what I'm going to do.
>ARE WE GONNA FUCK OR WHAT?

WAIT A MINUTE YOU DICK

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED ME IN THE ASS?

Pissing out the window,

and shitting out the window

ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!

>>79701147
BUTT FUCK

my favorite part is when he panics about a bird being in the house

>>79704758
>Dad, you're gonna break everything in the house.

>I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT!

>>79704758
and then the bird flies right into his face, it was like poetry

>>79694997

Shirlena?


OH
SHIT

If she were a car, she'd be a four door Ford WHORE.

>>79702246
Actual kino

I'LL THROW A SHOE AT YOUR FAGGOT ASS

>Where'd you get all of this shit?

>We got it from Amazon.

>... Is that the big black lady you work with?

>No, dad, Amazon.com!

>Never heard of her.

>>79704758
I like when he's running with the hot mashed potatoes.
>FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK

Loved it when his words matched up with Lion King

>>79697315
In high school whenever I came across someone I grew up with (TG was exetremly popular in our neighborhood and elementary school) we'd shout references at each other in the hallway. There were so many of us and it happened so often teachers would let it slide and you'd get a laugh from those who understood it by-standing. Once during a pep assembly the marching band marched around the gym and when my buddy in the horn section playing the (you guessed it) tuba, I yelled out "WHOS THE FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA?!" he hit a sour note and burst out laughing, to add a cherry on top a guy in the section next me yelled back "that's our dad!" And I heartily replied "aw shit!"

>>79695391
tourettes guy

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Everything that came out of danny's mouth was magical is some way.
Not sure what it was, but he was a creative motherfucekr in the magic things he said.
I miss those times guys. Back when things seemed so simple and humor was shouting profanity.

>>79706437
Its when the internet was pretty new especially viral YouTube videos that game a new platform of humor and entertainment that if you tried to bring to mass media television it would get you blacklisted. It was a charm in its absurdity and it showed with the "LULZ SOO RANDUM XD" humor the early internet spawned. You'd never think you'd see a fat guy singing and dancing to a Romanian pop song in your life, a poptart cat flying in space, or a cute girl around your age with the hyperactivity and attention span of a month old puppy

>>79706437
Those were better days. Dark times for now my friend.

>>79706240
Now thats a topkek story right there m8

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WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS

>ALRIGHT, WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED ON THE SEAT, AND HID MY KEYS?!
>"Wasn't me"
>FAGGOT

YOUR SON JUST FELL DOWN THE STAIRS

>>79695707
Saved

>>79695695
the internet was saying he died for the longest time

>>79701271

All on 4chan now

BITCH!

I LOVE YOU

>>79695391
asperger's al

>>79695763
That's not Mickey Mouse, that's tit dirt!

Tourettes guy is the essential kino desu

>>79706815
Man, luggage-lad is looking rough these days.

What else is some essential 2005-2008 internet kino? I know some flash animations were good. I've been trying to find a flash where stick figures with different shapes and colors on their helmets or torsos fight a war while the song in the back is just an Italian accented band singing "LALALALALA"

there's ladies everywhere you dumbass

>the other day we had a 12 hour tourettes guy thread on /tv/
>I watched all 12 hours
>and when I was finished I said SHIT

>>79707318

Oh jesus fuck, can't unsee.

>>79707352
Are you thinking of Xiao Xiao?

>>79707352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ

>>79707352
Thing Thing or Madness

>>79707352
Keith Apicary

>>79698626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_A1Rzr5v9E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L1FXVILlPI

>>79695391

Cuck Buck

>I said water!

>Water!

>Water!

>WATER.

>>79701102
ofc he is, his name is Sal Lizard

Why did he not tour with the character or do youtube shit? He could be a millionaire

>>79707352
roflmao

>>79694997
This isn't funny.

>>79710014
It's not a character. It's just the exaggerated mannerisms of an actual tourettes guy.

I HAVE TO BROWSE THIS HELLHOLE, WHILE YOU PLAY WITH YOUR DOUBLES AND STARE AT YOUR SINGLES AT THE SAME TIME

DUUHHHHHUUHHHHH

>>79707352
Remember Stickdeath?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=443LW_pXhq8

that was a good shit

>>79695391
Tom Bison

>>79695391
Angry Adam

>*Magnum PI theme plays*
>STEVENS! GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY, BITCH!

Dad, can we get some "Captain Crunch" cereal today?

FUCK YOU KID YOU'RE A DICK

YOU'RE A FAGGOT

>>79712084

>Just sits in the corner the entire time swearing

Fuck it still makes me giggle like a retard even today.

>Danny what would you like for breakfast?
>bacon and eggs dear
>what?

OH FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS

>>79713055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyesaMW81wo

I thought he was legit until his "father" episodes came out.
They were pretty bad and made it clear they were fake.

>>79713206
The son is always so whiny.
>Daaaaadddd

>>79713251
There is an episode where he literally negotiates with and screams at an empty shampoo bottle offscreen. You thought what was legit?

>>79713745
It was almost a decade ago
Most of the stuff he did in the original videos were just believable enough. I mean drunks act out, people with tourettes act out.
The majority of the videos were him just yelling loudly at things normal people just curse under their breath at.

>>79713875
that giant MM statue in his room had it coming

>>79700339
alt-right doesnt exist in the same way that sjw "didn't exist", which is to say that it totally does exist and you don't want to acknowledge it because of what it says about your side of the aisle

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

>>79701134
>no one will ever shout this in an Oscar nominated movie