You are now stuck in the universe of the number 1 film from

>Pet Sematary

Literally the same boring universe but with some mildly creepy Stephen King shit happening in Maine somewhere

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZHbu3msmes#t=5s

never heard of this before

it looks completely batshit insane

>40 Year Old Virgin
Meh

>>79692644
That's my favorite Cronenberg film. It is indeed batshit insane and it's also horribly depressing. I, on the other hand, ended up with City Slickers.

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>Down And Out in Beverly Hills

Problem Child 2

>lotr
well it is supposed to be in the same universe as now nothing changes except there are elvish swords lying about

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>>79692742
>>79692849

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based seagal kino

>>79692888
Is that Jerry fucking Orbach?

Jerry Mcguire
I've never even heard of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RIICiAaEwI

>The Fugitive
Nothing really changes, but I get to read about Harrison Ford jumping off of a dam.

>>79692927
Jerry Maguire, I meant

>>79692961
Same nigga, what day?

>>79692529
im in the tootsie universe. lol i guess it isn't that crazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHprongFe9k

>>79692986
14th
Magic Johnson also shares our birthday.

>>79692961
Yo same,6th August 93

>A Few Good Men

literally nothing changes

>>79693048
>37 YEARS OLD

nigga you old

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>Good Morning, Vietnam
>It aint me starts playing

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>>79692529
>Some garbage tier movie about a baby voiced over by Bruce Willis as his single mother starts fucking a cab driver.
Kill me now.

>>79693123
>Kirsty Allan shags John Travolta

Don't act like these aren't big names

>>79693147
Big names in a garbage movie.

>>79693123
Look who's talking is good you cunt

>>79693065
Me too, hey buddy

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>>79693172
hey

fuck you

>>79693186
Hey bud :). August best month.

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>September 1991
>Freddy's Dead The Final Nightmare

wake me up inside

>Terminator 2
Nice

>>79693247
I'm so sorry.

>December 1979
>Star Trek: The Motion Picture

My fucking dream.

>>79693123
my parents used this movie to explain sex to me. not kidding

November 1987
Three Men and a Baby lol

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Nice, I love sci-fi.
>71% on RT
Anyone seen it, might give this one a watch.

>naked gun 33 1/3
It could be worse

>>79692529
Backdraft: A Ron Howard film with Kurt Russell as a firefighter.

I can live with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

>August 1992
>Honeymoon in Vegas
"ok"

>>79693341
Are you being serious about not knowing that movie?

>>79693341

Die in a fire Gen Z piece of shit, a individual like you will never fully appreciate that masterpiece.

>>79693296
Same place, just a few decades later. Pretty sweet place to end up; can live a life of leisure on a post-scarcity Earth. I know enough about the Star Trek timeline to make myself someone the Federation will want to take care of.

>>79693341

Are you kidding, you haven't seen this?

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>>79693304

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>>79693381
Yes
>>79693382
No.

>>79693438
You don't remember 9/11. Your opinion is automatically dismissed.

>>79693438
go fucking watch it and don't come back until you do

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>>79692529
Airplane!

I've never seen it

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>>79693473

>>79693341
>his parents didn't show it to him when he was 6yo

89' three fugitives

USA in the 80s seems fine to me.

>Flashdance

Oh for fuck sakes. We have strip clubs in the real world.

>Flubber

>>79693473
Now that's bait.

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>>79692529
Works for me. Airplane is one of my favorite movies.

>>79693341
you better get a multipass right fucking now, you pleb.

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holeee fuuuuuuuuck

>>79692927
Are trolling or just underage?

>>79692529
>The Fugitive

So everything's the same?

>>79692529
Bullitt

Not bad, Steve McQueen kino.

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>tfw your sister owns your waifu

>>79692961
>>79693025
>>79692986
The fuck? Me too.

>>79692529
>apollo 13
literally the same but Kevin Bacon and Tom Hanks went to space

>>79693643
I'm legitimately curious, as someone in your 40s that browses 4chan, what do you do for a living?

>Timecop

Might be pretty cool. Van Damme has better movies but at least Timecop has a cool setting if I have to live there.

>>79693726
I sell memes to social media companies

Rocky
(Yes, I'm old)
I don't know what's up in that universe now as I haven't seen Creed yet.

>>79693582
It's not bait. I somehow have never watched Airplane!

>>79693726
I work in IT. Right now I'm between jobs so have time for 4chan. I mostly browse /pol/ but it is over run with shills so sometimes I come to tv.

>>79692529

>Purple Rain

Prince is alive, so that's pretty cool I guess.

Backdraft. So nothing changed.

jurassic park guess im fukt

>>79693791
Nice, nice. Thanks for actually answering.

>>79693744
Dubs confirm memeking

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>>79692529
Never seen it. Am I ok or not?

Ghostbusters II

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Is this hell?

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>Wayne's World

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>>79693867
>>79693877

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Guarding Tess, at least Nick Cage is there!

>>79693877
senpai.

>Titanic

Well, fuck.

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>>79692529
shit, same here

>>79693877
Happy birthday for the other day dude.

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wew

>Starship Troopers
welp

>>79693782
Call your friends for friday night

>The Land Before Time

JUST

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>Implying I'm not a time traveling sperm

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>>79694013

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>Ghostbusters

I'm ok with this

>>79692529
>Ironman 2
I'm a hero now

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>>79694013
What do you mean "welp"

>>79694101
>day you were born
>iron man 2
>2010

underaged b&

Pocahontas

I'm not sure I want that man

>Commando
Sounds pretty fucking great, as long as I'm not a drug-peddling commie.

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE WOLF CRY

TO THE BLUE CORN MOON

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Not sure if Kino or not

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whatever the hell this is

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WHAT IN THE FUCK???

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>>79694205
definitely kino.

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>a low budget comedy about a full conscious talking baby voiced by Bruce Willis
Jesus Christ

Scrooged?
Bill Murray wasn't a big enough draw for me to watch another rehash of a Christmas carol

>Fatal Attraction

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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>>79694275

>>79692529
>ghostbusters
everything went better than expected

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>>79692529
Fuuuuck yeah Legend. I knew there was a reason why i always thought it was kino

>first wives club

literally never even heard of it

>>79692529
> Rocky IV
I wish.

>>79693877
this desu, havent seen it tho, what am i in for?

>>79695606
>haven't seen wayne's world

People like this exist?

pulp fiction

not bad

>>79692529
>Apocalypse Now
so...I'm a lil bit older now? Fuck.

>The Terminator
Well this actually isn't all that bad. I'd love to experience the 80's as an adult. The only crucial difference between the Terminator universe and ours is the advances in robotics and microprocessors. So long as I make sure I stay the fuck away from LA (where the Terminator and Sarah Conner are gonna be), I've got nothing to worry about.

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>>79692529
>revenge of the nerds 2 nerds in paradise

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pretty good

Home alone

>>79692529
Mrs. Doubtfire
Super lame desu

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>The matrix

Apollo 13

Looks like I'm in West Side Story

When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way.

>>79693595
You know the exact date he was born

>>79692529
Beverly Hills Cop. Lame.

Fatal Attraction

>>79695539
Me too
Im december 16

>>79692529
>good morning Vietnam
Pretty shit desu

>>79692529
Tootsie... so literally nothing changed except identity politics came two decades earlier.

>Twins

Could be worse I guess.

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I love demographics info collection threads!
Also it's weird because I've been committed to a mental hospital twice. I guess nothing changes.

>>79693744
I work as a freelance memeconsultant, we should exchange business cards.

>E.T.

>>79697020
>I love demographics info collection threads!
That's why everyone should say they were born in 1919. Maybe the targeted ads will change to golden corral and depends.

>>79697094
They can't target me. I'm not a real boy.

>Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

i like that movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5LEWi9wQY

>sean connery as bane
>wesley snipes as jamie foxx
>"every aspect of your appearance and behaviour will reflect on you and reflect on me as your senpai"

pretty good

>>79693974
march 83. Mah niggah. Also it came out in 82 wtf

>>79697275
Debuted in December of 82. And fuck you it's january has always been a thing. Studios usually reserve the winter season for oscar bait, shitty comedies, and holiday movies. Not to mention that movies had a lot more staying power than they do now. If a movie was a big hit it was in the theaters for months.

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October 1982

I live in a universe where peaceful alien creatures exist and can make bicycles fly

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Willow.

Raiders of the Lost Ark

not bad

>Groundhog Day

I may be in PA, but at least I'm not Bill Murray.

>Terms of Endearment

Fucking badass!

Goodfellas. Seeing as Im not Italian my life probably won't be affected. Sad, id love to be a gangster.

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>>79692592
If we accept that Pet Sematary is set in the Stephen King universe/multiverse, then there is a lot of fucked up shit you could encounter. Ghosts, vampires, demons, eldritch gods, superflus... the fact that you know about it means you could be running into some fucking lowmen while you're at it.

Remember, all his shit is connected. You might be royally fucked.

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>>79692529
The Beverly fucking Hillbillies movie

Aw, horse apples. Might as well get some easy Texas crude and strike it rich. I'd probably fit in better with the fussy neighbors.

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ctrl f

Beetlejuice

this movie sucks

Terminator 2

i win

FLUBBER

>>79700325
>le hating Tim Burton's older works because of his newer works meme

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>>79692529
I've never seen this, but I'm going to assume it's a generic teen romance that would have no effect on the outside world.

>>79701131
are you retarded?

>The Quest

What the fuck is this?

>>79692529
Crocodile Dundee

Nice.

>>79692529
Kid Galahad, starring Elvis as a down-on-his-luck army vet.

Doesn't sound appealing.

Titanic, not even trolling lads.
#1 Song was Candle in the Wind by Elton John. No wonder im such a fucking pussy

An American Werewolf in London

>>79692529

The Owl and the Pussycat

https://youtu.be/uD4UT26qnpk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_XRqJV2zdk

Huh..

Not sure what to say, think or feel about this

NONONOONONONONO

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Cool and nice

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Well fuck me in the asshole

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>>79700999

nope

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>>79693867
>>79693877
>>79693895

>tfw live in aurora, il
>tfw 25 anniversary

>>79692529
House Party 2

Kek