Let's have a Zooey Deschanel appreciation thread. She's

She's shit.

She would be nothing without her bangs

>>79682001
And why is that, friendo?

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>>79681980
she was good in all the real girls

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>>79682030
Because her only act consists of playing a quirky 20-something hipster straight out of Williamsburg. She has no emotional depth and no talent. She was the "it" girl and the poster child for one of the worst cultural movements in history, which was also comprised of healthy dose of Pabst Blue Ribbon, Mumford and Sons, worn out vinyl records, and straw fedoras. She was the Katy Perry for the "counterculture" market. Her music is shit but I guess it's not even fair to call it her music since she didn't write any of the melodies or play any of the instruments.

She's just absolute garbage all around. Some actors are angry when they are typecast into one role but Zooey can actually only play one character. Her time is already over. Her last actual gig was asking Siri if it's raining when she was standing next to a fucking window.

>>79682220
That's not true.

>>79682220
Hipsters aren't that bad. At least they have jobs for the most part. Could have been way worse, we could have fully embraced nigger culture that popped up in the early 2000's

She's cute but she's ageing horribly and she comes off like a MASSIVE bitch. You can tell just by her body language and personality that she's a dead fish in bed and her insistence that she has musical talent that the rest of the world enables because of her pretty eyes and quirker persona is embarrassing.

This is a 37 year old woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbEjCvdGaZU

>>79682507
hipsters are the reason for sjws. they will always be cancer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAxPLSvvbXY

she's hot

>>79682655
that's where you're wrong kiddo, people who unfairly discriminate against others, like yourself, are responsible for SJWs

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>>79682024
This

>>79681980
feeth thread

>>79682777
wew, I thought you guys were exaggerating

>>79682777
Looks good, shit eyebrows though.

>>79682693
ok undergrad

S2 of New Girl was her peak hotness.

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would gladly bang however then would have to listen to her play me her latest song and have to listen to her sing

her cute little box would let me put up with this for awhile

>>79682693
hipster lives matter

>>79682507
>we could have fully embraced nigger culture that popped up in the early 2000's

That's exactly what happened and you're kidding yourself if you don't think that hipsters have embraced rap and nigger culture. They might have some Bon Iver and Animal Collective in their Starbucks playlist, but you're also guaranteed to find plenty of gay shit like Tyler the Creator and Kanye. Hipsters are the kind of people who have embraced "multiculturalism" and they're the kinds of dudes who wind up being actual cucks in open marriages where their wife fucks 30 different Chads and Tyrones while they abstain because it promotes rape culture and propagates their privileged genes.

>>79683708

Holy christ anon, get off of the internet for a while

Why do Jews force goy women to convert before marrying them?

Seems kind of fucked up.

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>>79681980
EYE HERPES

>>79682220
Fucking this, she's garbage

Leave Zooey alone

>>79682777
Nice trips.
Would have never recognized her famalam.

>>79681980
Impressive soles

>>79681980
She's past her prime and her show is shit. That being said, i used to love her, back when she was "this chick from hitchikers and elf". She was really pretty..
And her music aint that bad

>>79682777
Who is this pooper scooper?

>>79683708
Kanye is unironically great.

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>>79682220
>She was the Katy Perry for the "counterculture" market.

This is the perfect way of putting it - well done, Anon.

>>79682777
She looks way better like that