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>>79675665
Feminism
Trump

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>>79675665
I want to virtue signal her until she lets me put my penis in her vagina

Vaginas.

>>79675665
>reverse image search
>/pol/

>>79675665
She looks like she enjoys big black cock.

>>79675898
she looks more like she'd pretend to enjoy a smelly black cock just to annoy poltards, you know, like most women who take smelly black cocks

>>79675665
>The patriarchy
>Men's tears
>That "annoying" bitch friend they put up with

>fashion
>one night stands
>penises
>dating
>driving
>raising children
>social media
>sexual dysfunction

What other topics are prevalent among male comedians?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVh8EOpZy1o

where were you when you realized that women were a mistake

vaginal discharge
ugly men still existing around them
chad being a fuckboy
dancing around race jokes and interracial
money
alimony raping dudes

>>79675665
>post a cute girl and a video
>cute girl is not in video

why do people do this?

>>79676018
>leaving out fart jokes
Jesus fucking christ, Anon..

>>79675665
How they're single

How only weird guys ask them out

>>79675665
hating on your gossiping friend

>>79675665
that looks like my wife

>>79676575
>Lying on the Internet

>>79676575
Jason?

>>79675665
Here's a better question.
Female comedians that DON'T rely on those things.
Mary Mack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhaZpINGCuU

>>79677195

>>manic crazy woman with whispery voice

lol literally 60% of female comedians right there

>>79677262
>manic crazy woman with whispery voice
Like Christopher Hitches said: Normal women don't need to be funny and never are.

>>79676111
kankles

>>79675665
take this shit to pol sexist pig

>>79677354
kankles

>>79677195

i like her
she like my clients but i can turn her off and not face a lawsuit or disciplinary action

>>79676611
you think i'm lying about being married to a somewhat plain female?

beena while since I saw the shoes video
thanks doc

>>79675665
>tfw after all these years, still unable to get through this vid in one sitting

Christina Paszitski and Ali Wong are pretty funni desu, what are other good female standups?

>>79676018
theres no female comedian with the same talent as even fucking george carlin

let that sink in

>related video
>nadia camil does burlesque
>comments disabled.

everytime...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-w-3CplMi4

>>79677741
Out of all the comedian to ever live only 3 or 4 are as good as Carlin.

>Female
>Comedian
Eheheh...

>>79675665
whos that qt

you missed
>queefing
>period shits

>>79676525
To specifically fuck with you, anon.

>>79677720
I liked Chelsea Peretti's "recent" stand up special, it's up on YT too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywY2XXwPoB8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pYjmY6AYvw

All women can go to h*ck for all I care

>>79676018
>comedy
>societal tendencies
>weird perceptions of reality
>music
>politics
>food
>world issues
>sports
>substance use
>work

I wish I were a faggot so that I could escape from this disgusting and useless beast

>Audience is mainly women, some of them came withj their cucks

>>79678076
Oh my, such language.

>Mistress T is doing stand-up in Vancouver and Tacoma

Do you think she's a prop comic?

Girl comedians don't get the subtleties of the bug chasing scene so they can't really make jokes about pozzing negholes and the like.

Esther Ku talks about smoking weed and pegging her boyfriend

I wish women didn't exist and that the planet was only inhabited by men

>>79678613
Would we be asexual or something? How would we procreate?

>>79678076

Anon please this is a Christian SFW board

>>79678642
I don't know I'm not gay

>>79678698
You probably would be if there were no women.

>>79678613
>Sam Hyde wearing a toga.jpg

Because female comedians look at their standup heroes and see that their humour is self-deprecating.

They actually hate themselves, their life choices and their female being, but they are not even funny about it, so it's just cringy as fuck.

>>79678613
LISA

>>79678613

That's taking MGTOW a bit too far anon.

>>79678613
Reminds me of that one manga where only women survived.

>Like 4 female comics at my local open mic each week

>literally the only funny person out of 20+ people that perform regularly at my local open mic is one of those women

What did reality mean by this?

>>79675665
looks like my sister

Every time the topic of female comedians gets brought up, I immediately think of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

>>79676111
I hate this bitch. They keep putting her on my favourite panel show.

>>79675898
Yes, she looks female.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFHmNrxkuFU

Come on guys... Please laugh

Reminds me of Jeb

>>79678076

Reported for blasphemy.

>>79678642
Artificial wombs dude
ez

>>79679596
Artificial wombs don't work without female eggs. Otherwise you'd only be producing clones of yourselves.

>>79679650
>Artificial wombs don't work without female eggs.
That's what stem cells are for

>>79679688
You can make a "sperm" out of that but not eggs.

>>79679726
"Eggs" can be made too.

>>79679770
Well this is news to me desu.

>>79677741
I know its popular to hate on carlin because he had liberal ideals, but he is among the most influential comedians in history, and lenny bruce + carlin basically created modern comedy, so you can fuck off back to /pol/ you underage little bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLLP1Wtrg0U

>>79675665
seriously though who tf is this qt

>>79679800
>everything i dont like is /pol/
whos the real underage here faggot

Cats
Boyfriends
My boss

Other shallow, meaningless crap

>>79677902
the nose

it bothers me

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>>79675665
>if stephen king were a teenage girl

>>79675665
how old is that? on the looks she could be anywhere 14-40

>>79676018
DRUMPF

>>79675665
who is the QT (not the video)