>every movie ever >"Coffe"? >"Yes."

people that are too intelligent

>>79671247
I do. I worked with and around coffee in my teens and if I actually want to enjoy it I order it black from a cafe.

If you like milk and sugar so much just eat pudding fatty. Lol.

>>79671247
4chan is 18+

I drink my coffee black because I don't like sweet things and plus if you drink good coffee it actually tastes good on it's own. It's like certain spirits, why fuck them up by adding shit to them?

I like my coffee like I like my women
covered in bees

Black unironically tastes better.

>>79671247
Most people that REALLY like coffe, like 5+ cups a day, drink it like that. I hate coffe so if i have it i need cream.

>>79671247
I bet you only drink whiskey with a mixer.

>>79671265
>intelligent people
>drinking caffeine in the first place
>calling themselves intelligent on a anonymous malaysian anime board

Ye, sure, kid

>>79671291
>triggered insecure schoolboy

>>79671247
most people desu

black tea with a spoonful of milk and a dab of honey

>>79671341
>get exposed as a complete pleb
>try to maneuver out of an impossible situation
good luck, kid

I take my coffee black because I want to taste it.

>drinking the colombian jew
low iq detected

I live in Seattle and everyone here drinks coffee and almost no one takes it straight up. Because it sucks that way.

>>79671406
>columbian
Absolute pleb tier. Kona or Blue Mt. anything else is poorfag-blend.

>>79671247
>Who the fuck drinks their coffe like that?
I do, 3 cups a day.

>>79671416
You sure it isn't because you live in a liberal shithole where the air reeks of estrogen and the males have to use both of their frail little hands to pick up their frappucino lattes?

>>79671247
adults

>>79671247
>not enjoying black coffee
>probably hates bourbon or at the least needs a chaser

Want to know how I know you have a vagina Susan?

>Want something to drink? Coffee? Tea?
Yeah, how bout a monster zero cal and a hundred beers. Also pull your pants down and turn around cuz I need to get my fuck on.

>>79671444
>patrician detected
Blue Mountain is fucking good.

>>79671247
When I drink coffee I want to taste coffee so I have it black.
It's not uncommon.
I think like half the people in my gatherings prefer black coffee.

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I put instant coffee powder in cold water because I'm too lazy to boil water

Only children and women drink coffee with milk.


t. European

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>character chucks down whisky straight from the bottle

Don't know what it was, exactly, but over the course of my 20s, I totally lost my sweet tooth. Sure, I used to take coffee with milk and sugar, but it no longer has any appeal. I don't even like white flour in anything.

>>79671247
I used to drink it black all the time. I saw something that said if you're the kind of person the skips breakfast, adding whole cream or butter to your coffee can take the edge off. It has just enough fat to get your metabolism going in the morning. It's also delicious.

Black coffee is fucking god tier with a cigarette at 5AM after a solid bender.

>>79671536
>children
>drink coffee

is sweden this degenerate?

>>79671247
not
>han_watching_luke_and_leia_make_out.jpg

Missed opportunity tbqh senpai

>>79671553
>butter in coffee

how retarded can you get..

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>>79671367
>dab

>>79671416
One day you'll realise how embarrassing that post was.

>>79671267
>>79671291
>>79671322
>>79671391
>>79671488
>>79671500
>>79671520
Calm down bitches, unless you have a very fancy coffe and know how to make a good coffee, it usually tastes like shit, and drinking more than 2 black coffees a day will ruin your stomach. It doesn't make you more of an adult, manly or anything.
i drink my coffee with a little drop of milk and a tiny spoon of sugar, because i like is that way better. But i don't have a problem drinking whiskey without "a mixer"

>>79671330
Fun fact: if you drink 5+ cups a day it's probably the coffee responsible for your receding hairline

>>79671615
Shut the fuck up 90's born faggot

>>79671615
4chan is 18+ kid

i drink black coffe because i started drinking it black in high school because i thought it was the cool thing to do. Now 8 years later, coffee with milk and sugar just tastes like shit to me. I want the flavour of the coffee, not some swirled sweet drink

>>79671655
>>79671660

>being on 4chan after the age of 25

please forward yourselves to Reddit, Granpas.

>>79671641
Found the 20 years old

>>79671247
>coffe

>>79671735
4chan is for baby boomers.
Get the fuck off my lawn kid

>>79671752
how old do you think everyone is in here faggot?
i'm 26, if you're much older and still wasting time in this shit thread i feel sorry for your life, don't you have a wife or someone to spend time with?

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>>79671735
Prepare to be btfo out kiddo

>>79671803
>>79671818
lmao, how does it feel like being a virgin?

>>79671735
>4chan is not fun once you turn 26

I thought like that too but I was wrong. It's still fun.

>>79671641
Different coffee will have varying levels of acidity. Saying it will ruin your stomach is like saying losing your virginity will give you AIDS.

You're wrong and good day sir.

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>>79671641
Shut the fuck up. Just shut your gibbering fat lips. How fat and wormy must you be to be so insecure about your fucking COFFEE that you come to /tv/ and bitch at us.

You like to dump sugar and cream into a hot beverage? Fine. It's not about masculinity though, it's about being cultured. European 10/10's ride my dick because i'm not a manchild who spends 5 minutes adding toppings to my drink at the cafe.

Blubber more, blubby.

>>79671374
>gets triggered over a minor opinion on some shit site
>tries to take the high ground
No way out, autistic weirdo

>>79671852
You feel its fun because you hang around 20 year olds with their young humour while you are litterally a granny to them and you laugh with them to fit in.

honestly, reddit would be better for you.

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>>79671735
32 reporting in.

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>>79671735
YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME MOTHERFUCKER

>>79671247
Seriously, you would only want black coffee if you have good beans. Drinking black instant coffee is retarded.

>>79671854
okay, keep drinking 3+ coffees, it's not my stomach.

>>79671866
wow u sure are mad. I'm insecure? u sure?
>people ride my dick because i drink my coffee black
u better be bait.

>>79671866
in europe most people have milk, in fact we have machines that steam the coffee into more potent shots just so we can put more milk in

also youre retarded

>>79671641
>Being this insecure over what anonymous people on the internet say about the way you like your coffee

I may keep to myself but thank God I'm not this insecure over something so frivolous.

>>79671806
Don't ever reply to me, little turd.

I spit on your (You)

>>79671924
that's what i was saying. These 30+ fuckers must drink some fancy colombian coffee i guess.

>>79671938
I only have one coffee a day in the morning, I was just pointing out your inaccuracy.

I said...GOOD DAY.

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>>79671247

>doesn't take coffe with bourbon

>>79671953
okay, i'm the insecure one, not the ones being all "im a big boy, i drink it black".
Sure.

>>79671247
I do because I'm not a fagget. I also drink all hard liquors straight. I don't touch soda or fruit juice.

Black coffee, water, beer, straight liquor master race

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>>79671924
I drink instant coffee black and I enjoy it every morning.

>>79671247

VERY IMPORTANT COUNTER-EXAMPLE:

When Winston Wolf arrives to help the gangsters in Pulp Fiction, he has a look at the vehicle and the body. The Wolf requests a cup of coffee from the Tarantino character, maybe to put on his thinking cap a bit, maybe to get Tarantino out of the way, maybe he just wants some coffee. Tarantino: "how do you take it?" The Wolf: "LOTSA CREAM, LOTSA SUGAR."

I've always remembered this one, because the Wolf character is a sort of hard-nose, exactly the type you'd expect to fit the OP's trope. but he blatantly doesn't, and this makes the exchange memorable.

>>79671247
me, for example... but then again, I mostly have tea instead of coffee... except when I'm at a Cafe, obviously.

>>79672034
What about freshly squeezed fruit juice?

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>>79671735

kiddo, you got a lot of learnin to do. and get the fuck off my lawn

>>79671908

Great image, saved.

Keep drinking ice cream coffee you fat pieces of shit.

Two table spoons of apple cider vinegar in my coffee. Only way I take it.

>>79671735
i'm 28. What are you going to do about it faggot?

>>79671641
>i drink my coffee with a little drop of milk and a tiny spoon of sugar, because i like is that way better.

You have no idea how much of a queer you sound right now

>>79672043
same here. I've ordered it that way before too, but only once in a very great while. It's fun larping as the wolf.

Im 21.

* 2600 Euro salary
* Study computer engineering at top college
* Have a that i only use as cum dumpster
* Fit as fuck
* 6'2
* Drink coffee black

im better than 99% of you, especially the cringeworthy wizards replying in this thread.

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>>79671444
I don't know why people insist that there's such a noticable difference. I work with a guy who brags about dropping 300 USD on small bags of coffee. I was so privilidged to try a cup, and it tasted almost identical to any other.

>>79672109
you know, most people past highschool stop linking these little stereotypical shit to homosexuality.
Enjoy your insecurity

>>79672135
You live in europe? Sorry man....

>>79672108
Im going to politely ask you to emigrate to reddit since you hang out there alot anyway.

>>79671866
Did this hipster bitch just post this pic to impress us?

BWAHAHAHAHA

Could you possibly be any more try-hard wannabe?

>>79672095
prune juice. With mosquitoes

>>79672039
You probably enjoy Coors Light too, that's just your thing man.

>>79671247

I don't drink black, but nearly all my friends drink it straight black.

>>79671510
My Blue Mountain nigga

>>79672034
35, black coffee, water, beer, wine reporting in.

>>79672208
Ya I bet they do.

>>79672172
You seem to know a lot about this reddit anon. You're 25 right? So will you be permanently immigrating there next year?

>>79672168
Sorry about your dog, pal.

>>79672022
>not realizing what shit posting is

Look you could put jizz in your coffee for all I care I'll still enjoy mine black and you'll still enjoy yours with shut in it. However it's the fact that you went into damage control over all the responses you were getting. Hence the insecure accusations.

lrn24chan

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>>79672168
>2017
>Still living in America

>>79672095

If I'm thirsty I drink water. If I want fruit I'll eat a fruit. Consumables are a hassle and extremely overrated. It's about function, not taste.

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Cant we have ONE coffee thread without it devolving into Reddit this and Faggot that?!?!

>>79672263
i'm not doing any damage control, but these bitches are pinpointing stuff about milk and sugar being "gay" and other bullshit like i care.

sorry i haven't "lrn24chan" in the 8 years i've been here.

>>79671500
Whenever I see someone at a bar with a glass of whisky, I assume he's trying too hard to look like Don Draper.

Personally, black coffee with a touch of everyday milk is the way to go, but having it by itself is still pretty enjoyable.

>>79672263
What is shut? A coffee garnish?

I'm not sure I understand.

>>79672255
Europeans can't even banter right. You've been hanging with Ahmed and the gang too much.

>>79672222
No problem with wine. Welcome to the master race

coffee w/ a little milk and sugar crew

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>>79672300
No I'm saying if you went over to an old ladys house and she offered you fresh squeezed lemonade or orange juice would you turn it down due to your "no fruit juice" policy?

If you say yes you're a faggot btw.

>>79671540
discord pls go

>>79672311
You've been on 4chan that long and you still act like a pussy faggot. Come on

>>79672400
i act like a normal human being who's not insecure enough to act all macho with strangers online.
Maybe one day you'll be okay with who you are too, bro.

>>79672322
whenever anyone sees you at a bar, it's a gay bar. coincidence?

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>>79671735
At least once a week one of you little faggots gets proven wrong.

>>79672135
You're trying awfully hard to impress people who don't know you, champ.

I'm in a pretty similar boat, life wise at least. Wish you the best in your studies.

>>79672306
No, sugar drinkers are too autistic to let us drink coffee without additives

>>79671247
I like my coffee like my men.
Hot, black, and spilled on my lap

>>79672222
34 here.

Scotch right now. Water, coffee, beer, milk. Also wine.

>>79671247
I do.

>>79672322
>Whenever I see someone at a bar with a glass of whisky, I assume he's trying too hard to look like Don Draper.
is this what's it's like to be a 90's born faggot?

>>79671322
not surprised /tv/ would post this

>>79672450
You were insecure enough to continue replying to morons arguing about coffee on a Malaysia Saturday morning cartoon fan forum. Just close the tab and go.

>>79672311
Ever heard of sticks and stones? It's pretty good advice anon you should follow it.

>>79672322
Eh I can see why drinking straight bourbon would be viewed as fedora but I tend to enjoy it when I'm by myself late at night reading or writing desu...

>>79672329
Spell check on my phone trying to limit my lexicon. If you couldn't tell it was supposed to be shit.

>>79672376
If someone offered me something they took effort to make, out of kindness I would of course indulge, and thank them.

I would never make a habbit of drinking sugar water on my own. I have enough vices as it is.

OFFICIAL CUP OF COFFEE POWER RANKINGS
1. Black, two sugars
2. Black, no sugar
3. Black with 3+ sugars

.
.
11. With any creamer whatsoever
.
.

.
.
.
.
9001. With almond or soy milk

>>79672534
but i never pretended or tried to impress anyone like you do. Just jerk off and cry yourself to sleep over how much you need to prove urself to strangers because IRL nobody even knows ur name

>>79672331
Haha. Great retort. It's because there are Muslims in Europe now, right? I get it. I laughed heartily. Thank you, kind sir.

>>79672542
>Ever heard of sticks and stones?
faggots born in the 90's don't know about things like that.

>>79672542
If you have a phone and it's auto correcting you "SHUT" in 2017 and you haven't modified it yet you're a fucking moron or just lazy.

>>79672585
You shouldn't laugh. It wasn't a joke.

>>79672617
While I've done some stupid shit in my life, it's actually the latter in my case.

>>79671416
That's funny because I heard people in Seattle do take it straight up. Straight up the ass with black dick I mean.

confirm/deny?

>>79671565
Seconded

>>79672794
Confirm

>>79671247
Love me some coffee with 2 sugars
Some1 fight me abt it

>>79672632
Haha. I like Americans. Always being silly. Life is fun.

>>79671247
If you can't drink coffee straight then you don't deserve to drink it at all

>>79672632
>>79672331
Well mate, you DO realize that the US are the laughing stock of the world right now, don't you? It's like the whole country consisted of nothing but a bunch of panicked conspiracy theorists tight now – with some crying havoc because their president is a dunce and others fearing the big bad muslim man or whatever. American 4channers are an even more hilarious bunch since they can't even decide whom they want to blame for their apparent impending extinction: Blacks? Muslims? Jews? (Which is especially funny, since the man in the White House has just declared how much he likes to suck "Bibi's" cock...)
Yes, Americans just couldn't do without their constant state of panic. And yet they like to declare very boldly how they will strike fear into the hearts of their opponents or whomever, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Well, the only thing that actually strikes fear into the hearts of more civilised nations is the prospect of Americans fucking up the world's economy again. That'd be a right bummer for everyone.

>>79671247
Me? I'd drink crab legs

>>79673293
top kek

id drink cum

>>79672985
> if you don't take cold showers you dont deserve them at all

>drinking terrible tasting black coffee to look mature and adult when in reality only faggot hipsters drink that shit

you're worse than the 45 year old middle class fatfuck who thinks budlight is the best beer and anything better is just you being too much of a pussy to enjoy it.

>>79671247
Men. You wouldnt understand.

>>79671866
literally 5 models sucking me off right now all 15/10's and I have my 20/10 wife of 3 days pouring a ton of milk and cream into my latte.

stay mad faggot

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>adding coffee to your milk and sugar

>>79671267
get the fuck out.

what coffee are you drinking? I don't know anyone who would drink it black unless have really nice, expensive beans. Most 'organic' brands use spray to give off more smell and still have less flavour.

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>>79673209
>4channers

adults

>>79673657
since every board has been overrun by /pol/cucks, the general term is needed here.

>>79671247
Black with 2 sugars, prove me wrong.

ITT: People who think their way of drinking coffee is superior when it just comes to person-to-person preference.

Have any of you been to Melbourne, Australia? If you haven't you need to. Coffee in that city is consistently amazing. Even their 7/11 coffee is ok..

>>79673704
A threesome?

>>79673701
just stay on reddit

>>79673701
Imagine being this hysterical about /pol/

>>79673209
Saved this pasta

>>79673843
why?

>>79673836
who talks about hysteria? It's just that /pol/lacks ruin every thread they're in with their (((jew)))-phobia, their inabilty to refrain from pointing out how very American they are and, more than anything, their general love for sucking each others' dicks, i.e. constant circlejerking.
It's just so fucking... TEDIOUS, that's all. All the meme-spouting, all the "DROPPED"-ing, all the Ben-Affleck-ing.
Yes, we get it. We fucking get it: You've never been to college. Fine. This is /tv/ for fuck's sake! People used to talk about films and TV series here.
But over the course of merely two years or so, /pol/-faggotry has become way more annoying – and above all else STALE – than cunnyposting. And that means something.

>>79673798
You, know you're, like, a real BORING fuck.

See:
>>79674159

I don't get coffee. I can't stand the smell of the stuff. In fact, hot beverages in general are terrible concept.

I do

>>79673929
Cause he's smart, obviously.

I don't

>>79674203
Not even hot chocolate? You must not be human.

>>79674240
human bean vs. coffee bean – who would win?

>>79671247
>>79671267
Queers. I drink black at work because I don't have time for the indulgence of cream and sugar, but at home I use cream and sugar. Of course at home I make a pot and refrigerate it and sometimes a cup will last me for days.

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>>79674240
Never tried it.

>>79672043
I think it's a clever subversion of the trope, but also countersignalling. The wolf is so indisputably badass that he can drink he coffee like a pussy and nobody will question him.

>>79673725
Agreed, there's no wrong way to drink coffee, but with the minor stipulation that my way of drinking coffee is objectively best.

Drink your coffee however you want but I'll take mine black. Finna watch my figure, dude.

>>79672522
Underrated.

>>79671247

Straight men

>>79674159
Thanks! Really, thanks!
/pol/ has indeed become the cancer that is killing every single board.

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I drink coffee at breakfast if at all. I drink it black because adding sugar and cream doesn't make it better and because who gives a fuck.

Well done op, you really started something dumb and unrelated to tv and movies.

>>79671247
yeah, why not... Black coffee is fine with me.

>>79671416

Most likely because everyone in Seattle is a faggot, especially you

>>79671553
I drink black coffee in the morning, along with nuts and bread for my morning boost.

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>>79671247
Tea: Earl Grey, hot.

>>79673293
This guy fucks.

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>>79675125
Yeah well fuck you too buddy.

>>79673209
Lol, stay mad Pedro hope your protesting in Toronto over the weekend

>>79671938
Coffee is one of the best antioxidants in the world. Antioxidants terminate free radicals in the body that lead to cell decay. Drinking 6+ cups of coffee is important if you want to keep browsing 4chan when you're 121 years old.

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>all this retarded discussion about coffe

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I take mine with 3 sugars and some cinnamon. If I want milk I'd make a cappuccino. I never liked milk in early grey or English breakfast. Just honey and sugar.

>>79672043
I remembered that exact same scene as a counter-argument when I read op's post. *high-five*

>>79672147
Do your coworkers know you have no taste? Hopefully you're not discriminated against.

>>79671641
but I fucking need it

>>79675321
>Lol
oh yes, I'm glad that made you laugh
>stay mad
nice catchphrase. Bit stale but still nice.
>Pedro
whatever... I don't really see how Hispanics figure into this, maybe you'd like to elaborate.
>hope your protesting in Toronto over the weekend
Firstly: It's actually "you're" in this case. 4 realz, man. Not joking.
Secondly: No, there's no need to protest. I find it all highly entertaining.

>this thread
who would've thought that /tv/ was full of lardasses

>>79675428
A FUCKING LEAF

>>79671247
If it's brown, drink it down
If it's black, send it back

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>>79671530
the FUCK is wrong with you

I drink coffee. I also drink milk. Furthermore, I also drink sugary drinks from time to time... I'll even indulge in a sweet martini from time to time when I'm not drinking my regular JW Black neat or a mid tier Pinot Noir...

Mixing stuff in coffee is ok if you're having a sweet-tooth and need a little sugar boost...

There's no correct way, but rules of thumb for my own tastes:

-If the coffee tastes like crap, but no alternative, I'll add a cream and some sugar.
-If the coffee tastes like warm water with a hint of coffee smell (White Anglo-Saxon prefered "Coffee")... I'll ad a cream and sugar.
-Dark roast with bold flavor... Hold the condiments... I'm gonna give the coffee a chance on its own.
-Coffee tastes good... but I don't have a chance to eat and need some caloric intake: 1 cream, no sugar.
-Want desert but don't want to eat: macchiato with some whipped cream.

Anyone who drinks their coffee one way and one way alone is just a stubborn cunt.

>>79675455
can you not read, mister?
>>79672331 -> >>79673209

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>>79673651
>I don't know anyone who would drink it black unless have really nice, expensive beans.

I mean, once you get used to it, it's pretty great. The only time I use cream/sugar is if I'm drinking an exceptionally bad coffee (like brewed 8 hours ago gas station shit).

I usually make coffee from fresh beans I buy from a local cafe, but I can enjoy a bottom-tier coffee like Folgers black as well.

>>79675289
Ooooh, any time stud. We can drizzle coffee on each other and lap it up while we engage in tender man-love.

I don't know what my deal is. I have a sweet tooth and drink my coffee with a ton of cream and sugar but I fucking love the dankest and most bitter IPAs. Also I love bourbon and really don't like when it's mixed with something. I just can barely stand black coffee. It tastes like fucking sour bitter dirt.

>>79675441
Anyone with a brain

>>79675428
>there's no need to protest. I find it all highly entertaining.
Heh!
I like you.

>>79675753
Your deal is that you like beer but you don't like coffee.

>>79675863
But I do love coffee flavored things though. Like bba coffee stouts are my favorite beer.

>>79671247
Milk, no sugar = best.

>>79671247
a lot of people I know

I don't drink coffee because im not some addicted manlet.

>>79671247
I drink coffee black. Cream makes my stomach uncomfortable and honestly, I don't need the sugar. That's why I'm drinking the coffee.

>>79672135
>have a that i only use

So you expect me to believe that you are studying an engineering field at a top college and you can't even write sentences?

>>79675354
turns out oxidants actually serve a purpose in your body as well. you CANT win the degenerative war

>>79676045
he meant "a vacuum cleaner".

>Who the fuck drinks their coffee like that?

People with low/negligble estrogen levels

>>79671247
>putting fat and sugars in coffee

You don't like coffee--you like fat, sugars, and caffeine. Just drink mountain dew and eat doritos.

>>79671247
My two closest friends and I all drink black coffee. For me personally, I don't think cream or sugar makes it any more bearable so I don't' see the fucking point. In fact, the only people I know that don't drink black coffee are women. I didn't realize it was such a big deal.

I drink with just cream

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>Drinking coffee
Just take caffeine pills like any true patrician does for their caffeine needs.

>caring how people drink their coffee
wew

>16 oz coffee from Peet's
>pour in sugar from sugar dispenser for at least 6 seconds
>add about 1/2 inch of milk
>every morning
utterly disgusting now i think back on it

>>79676757
Caffeine pills don't help you shit. Wageslaves need to make sure they keep a schedule, you know?

>>79671247
High quality light and medium roast coffee is best straight. Dark roast is best with cream.

I like my coffee with nothing in it

>>79676843
Not even coffee?

espresso macchiato with whole milk is objectively the best way to drink coffee

>>79676813
This. Taking a shit isn't satisfying for me anymore until I do it at work and get paid with your tax dollars while doing so.

>>79671735

4chan is well over a decade old and is objectively for people 30+. If you're under 25 and posting here, it's because you're a fucking loser and should go to reddit where you belong with people your age.

Seriously, posting here as a young person person is a sign you're a complete failure and wasting your life.

>>79676955
>>>79671735
>4chan is well over a decade old and is objectively for people 30+. If you're under 25 and posting here, it's because you're a fucking loser and should go to reddit where you belong with people your age.
>Seriously, posting here as a young person person is a sign you're a complete failure and wasting your life.

no u have it backwards. u shud be an adult by now yet here u r xD

>>79671265
coffee is full of xenoestrogens, it'll give you mantits and girly smell

>>79676971

We are adults. Adults have always been here. You are so utterly retarded you think that posting here as a young idiot means everyone else is as young and as stupid as you.

Have a great time wasting the best years of your life, loser.

>>79677021
>>>79676971 (You)
>We are adults. Adults have always been here. You are so utterly retarded you think that posting here as a young idiot means everyone else is as young and as stupid as you.
>Have a great time wasting the best years of your life, loser.

ok

>>79677081

>being this upset by the truth of what you are!

Are you crying, child? Don't you have a tumblr you can update for sympathy?

>>79677021
>Adults have always been here
prove it, mot was like 8 years old when he made this site.A

>>79677099
>>>79677081 (You)
>>being this upset by the truth of what you are!
>Are you crying, child? Don't you have a tumblr you can update for sympathy?

i genuinely dont understand ur frustration

>>79671247
me.

Don't drink your calories you glutton.

>>79677164
but eat your drink?

>>79671247
me
it's good niqqa, you've probably just got an atrocious palette

>>79677101

If you posted here in the early 2000s, the demographic was mostly adult outside of /b/ and the more childish boards.

>>79677129

I genuinely don't understand why you're not writing a heartfelt tumblr post crying about how you don't belong.

>>79677272
>If you posted here in the early 2000s, the demographic was mostly adult outside of /b/ and the more childish boards.
but in the early 2000s they were all childish boards

>>79677300

t - discovered 4chan in the last 5 years

>>79677329
Great argument friend.

>>79677017
source?

>>79672128
So many coffee drinking fedora redditors ITT

We have finally become The Last Reddi

I drink a lot of coffee and I;m still tired all the time

What to do? What would actually happen if I stop drinking it

>>79677343
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18671400

>>79677332

>presents nothing resembling an argument
>get mocked
>is triggered by the truth

Rekt

>>79677419
who are you quoting mr redd*t?

>>79677374
youd feel like shit for a bit until your body recovers. then afterwards you wont feel like shit and tired all the time. Coffee works exactly like other stim drugs.

>put teabag in mug
>boil water
>put water in mug
>leave for a few mins
>take teabag out
>put some honey in
>some milk
>drink

Rate this daily experience of mine

>>79671247
american coffee is pure cancer and i understand why people mix it with other stuff

>>79677437

t - tumblr

>>79677457
>honey
>adding any kind of sweetener to your tea
kys

>>79677465
go to bed sucker

>>79677453
But how can I be tired all the time if I drink coffee all the time?

Also I should add that I work nighshifts so my sleep schedule is fucked anyway

>>79677474
>drinking tea without honey

kys

>>79677509
>drinking tea with honey
kys

>>79677522
>drinking tea without honey

kys

>>79677530
>drinking tea with honey
kys

>>79677481

>projecting because you still have a bedtime

>>79677548
i can put you to sleep if you want

>>79677537
>drinking tea without honey

kys

>>79677556
>drinking tea with honey
kys

>>79677458

It's laughable they have the audacity to call that mud water coffee, much like what they claim as cheese. No wonder having a no fat half strength hazelnut mocha with 3 sugars in the tallest cup available is considered pretentious there.

>>79677555

>quoting his mother verbatim

>>79677567
>drinking tea without honey

kys

>>79677591
>drinking tea with honey
kys

>>79677586
i'll give you a smooch and tuck you in real tight

>>79677598
>drinking tea without honey

kys

>>79677617
>drinking tea with honey
kys

>>79677629
>drinking tea without honey

kys

>>79677651
>drinking tea with honey
kys

>>79677658
>drinking tea without honey

kys

Guys stop fucking shitposting, let's be rational for a minute:
Nobody in their right mind would drink tea without honey, what are you a bunch of animals? kys

>>79677678
>drinking tea with honey
kys

>>79677685
who gives a fuck about tea, coffee and butter is the patrician choice

>>79677600

I bet she does. Do you get her to milk your cummies out as well?

>>79677686
>drinking tea without honey

kys

>>79677721
>drinking tea with honey
kys

>>79677506
Probably dehydration. If you drink too much coffee it dehydrates which makes you really sluggish.

>>79677738
it's also a diuretic so you'll be pissing too

Patricians drink their coffee with pig lard

>>79677685
NO YOU LISTEN!
Only a complete sociopath would even consider drinking tea with honey! kys

>>79677732
>drinking tea without honey

kys

>>79677732
>>79677769
>drinking tea

>>79677755
>drinking tea without honey

kys

>>79671335
*tips fedora*

a true gentleman connoisseur...

>>79677781
>quoting someone else

I thought we had something special

kys btw

>>79677828
not even that anon but this was a fun thread to read
kys btw

>>79671641
>and drinking more than 2 black coffees a day will ruin your stomach

you do realize that both black coffee and any other fancy gay starbuck pumpkin latte shit have 1 single espresso shot in them unless ordered otherwise?

just admit you know nothing about coffee at this point.

>>79671653
w-what

>>79671247
>Who the fuck drinks their coffe like that?
my mom
every time she and my dad order coffee, they bring him her coffee, and give his to her (since he likes cream and sugar)

>>79675175
Muh man

>DRINKING coffee
>not just chew a handfull of coffee beans

>>79671341
>Not drinking coffee

>In 2012, the National Institutes of Health–AARP Diet and Health Study analysed the relationship between coffee drinking and mortality. They found that higher coffee consumption was associated with lower risk of death, and that those who drank any coffee lived longer than those who did not.

>>79671247
Me

>>79671735

31 here, been coming here daily since 2006.

Was a kissless neet back then, went to college, graduated, got a good job, now married with two kids.

Old 4chan was kinda shit, /new/ was the best board, then original /r9k/ before it got full of faggot virgins.

>>79679774
I drink about 10-12 cups a day. Not kidding.

I'm an immortal wizard now.

>it's a my piss smell like coffee again episode

Black, brewed with a pinch of cinnamon in the basket.

>drinking coffee
>ever

I drank coffee with milk and sugar until I was 19. Black is the only way to drink coffee.

>>79671854
>losing your virginity will give you AIDS

I knew it! good thing i'm still safe

I drink instant coffee with sugar and milk

I often run out of milk, and if I'm at a friend's house I don't trust that there milk is Greg so it's easier to just take it black. Milks fine but I don't miss it at all. No augur though, that's just gross.

>>79680504
I too tend to run out of milk so I keep a hearty supply of powdered creamer for the rare case where I forget to buy milk and want a coffee when I wake up

>>79671247

I do... I drink it just for the caffeine.

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>not having condensed milk with premier quality cafetiere coffee.

>>79671247
My bosses both drink their coffee black.

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>>79671265
This

>>79680506
Buy half & half or whole cream. A half pint should last you a week or two.

>>79671247
People that like coffee, mostly.

It's a very American thing to put a ton of shit in coffee, to the point it doesn't even taste like coffee anymore. See Starbucks.

Some people like coffee, so they drink coffee.

>>79671247
Holy shit this thread is still up?

I have a long black every morning made in a European cafetera using hard shit coffee, picks me right the fuck up and I don't have to drink another coffee for the rest of the day. A dude at my work has his instant coffee as straight black but only because he has a habit of forgetting to drink it, that way it stays hotter for longer.

Unless you're a prepubescent faggot you have no excuse for needing milk or cream.

I drink my coffee plain/undressed/black. What's it to any of you? I certainly don't care if someone puts milk or sugar in their coffee like I don't care if someone puts ketchup on their hotdog or kitty litter on their ice cream in lieu of sprinkles. BFD

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>>79671267
>>79671291
>>79671322
>>79671391
>>79671488
>>79671500
>>79671520
>>79671536
>>79671553
>>79671565
>>79671854
>>79671866
>>79671924
>White people like to drink BLACK things
Hmmm.......

>>79681157
>It's a very American thing to put a ton of shit in coffee
It's really not. Who do you think invented the latte?

>>79681351
Some people in Europe that didn't like coffee. Americans turned putting milk in coffee into a fucking business.

>>79681334
Hey that's not fair, his body is better than 99% of black guys and I would totally fuck him

>>79674310
>because I don't have time
It takes literally 30 seconds of your infinitely precious time.

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>Not just chewing a handful of roasted coffee beans instead

Lotta pussy faggots in this threat...

>>79681222
the thread is still up because the board was down.

>>79681397
Guess why all those Starbucks drinks have Italian names. Go on.

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>forget to add sugar one time
>realize you've been living a meme the whole time

Never looked back since that day.

>>79672039
Me too. I guess proper coffee tastes a little better but it's just not worth the effort and extra mess.

>>79677377
Wanna tell how you came up with that conclusion? :^)

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>>79682051
>splenda

>>79682051
What the fuck is a double double?

>>79680544
what's wrong with png?

>>79681931
Because Americans associate Italian and French names with quality foods and shit.

Protip: "frappuccino" isn't an Italian name, neither is "chocolate signature".

>>79682626
Double of a double. That makes it a quad espresso.

Literally people of color passed through a potato masher.

>>79681931
>coffees have italian sounding names
>many have milk in them despite Italy having the densest lactose intolerance population in europe

>>79682843
>>79682626
It's 2 creams 2 sugers.
t. leaf