Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that this looks pretty good for a promotional shot?
It's so diverse. Every single pixel has so many races in it.
>>79666990
>6 jews and 2 niggers
>>79666990
Emilia is the key to all of this...
Looks pretty Reddit to me
>>79667623
>2 niggers
>>79666990
Harrison ford tried to crash his plane again last week just to get out of this shitfest. He landed on a taxiway and almost hit a 737.
>>79667755
Hopefully it will work
Just noticed the very subtle JUST edit
Couldnt they get someone who.. at least looks a little like harrison ford? this shit is degrading.
>>79666990
What the fuck is wrong with Woody?
Can we save him /tv/?
>>79668110
I guess it's better than some of the others they were considering like Memers Teller or Taron Memegerton
This shit has fanfiction written all over it. It will be even worse than Rogue One and JJ awakens together.
>Death Star (again!) over Geonosis
>Han is an imperial pilot (because it rhymes)
>gets ordered to bomb the 6gorillion Jewonosians (because a galaxy far far away is actually third reich)
>doesn't want to
>flees to tatooine to come into Jabbas service
>Woody Harrelson is his direct Boss/Mentor
>when selling weapons to Sae Gerrera they have to fight and woody dies
>Han needs a new ship
>fucks over Lando in a game of sabacc
>gets the falcon
>next job is smuggling Spice
>they go to Kessel
>poor wookie Slaves are being sold to the empire here by trandoshans
>obligatory Bossk cameo
>Han frees Chewbacca
>they have to flee
>to do so they must make the kessel run in under 12 parsecs
it somehow makes sense to show the death star again. Somehow builds a bridge to Rogue One and the saga films.
I think it is quite nice how they talk about the aftermath of the sterilisation of Geonosis in Rebels, Dr. Aphra and all the other EU content to show the real deal in a Movie then.
Meesa all shiny and chrome now. Meesa of the crew part of the ship.
>>79668379
That sounds awful. Also:
>gets ordered to bomb the 6gorillion Jewonosians (because a galaxy far far away is actually third reich)
inb4 SJWs make Trump comparisons
>>79667842
Harrison Ford has no involvement in this movie anyway.
>>79666990
I only recognize Woody, who are the rest?
>>79668449
Posting this on reddit for points, thanks anon!
>>79668110
I think he bears some similarity. Still not happy tho, but they could've done worse.