DUDE AUTO-TUNE LMAO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1 VQkTTT7M

What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?
Is she really such a huge star that she can use this smug cunt expression and call it acting?

Why does /tv/ want me to hate this movie so badly?

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>british accents
>french everything else

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>ywn hate fuck her

>>79664317
So I'm not the only one who heard it. Her voice sounds so digital, but not really in a bad way.

Also, why are blacks in medieval France?

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Great cinematography.

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>>79664317
>black girl in ancient city of france

>>79664738
>Also, why are blacks in medieval France?

Bothered me a little yes.

About her voice, in many old movies they had someone else do the singing (such as West side story), I guess that's no option anymore cause otherwise libtards would be screaming about it.

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>>79664317
Why didn't they just get Samantha Barks or someone else who can sing and actually looks good?

Do they really think Emma Watson is some sort of draw?

>>79664900
>I guess that's no option anymore cause otherwise libtards would be screaming about it.

Why exactly? Is there something racist or sexism or homophobic about dubbing a shit singer with a singer?

>>79664642

This is my exact problem with her. Her acting range consists pretty much only of that smug as fuck smile.

And Belle is anything but smug.

>>79664947
There is when the shit singer is a feminist icon.

>>79664918
She actually is, for kids and their mothers.

>>79664947
Well if I reach down in the most unlogical bowl of ideas it might be they would say that you shouldn't have picked her as an actress, they would just call it voiceshaming or whatever.

I want to hear Gaston sing though.

>>79664317
I can't be bothered to name all the things I find infuriating in this one minute clip.

>>79664710
it's easier to get English actors than it is to get actors to do fake French accents or French actors to speak English

>>79664317
>plain remake looks like a plain remake
>/tv/ triggered it's not something original

the fuck were you expecting?

>>79665017
>for kids
how exactly? Anyone who was a kid when she was hermione is an adult now and she's done nothing of note since

>>79664738
>Also, why are blacks in medieval France?
Liberals have been subverting history for over a hundred years.

>>79665032
>I want to hear Gaston sing though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTB0LjvKMwY

Jackman is too perfect a Gaston desu.

I know I should hate this, but goddamn, that song is just so fucking good. All the music from B&B is masterful.

>>79664918
>Samantha Barks

confirmed 10/10 taste anon

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>OMG WHY ARE THERE BLACK PEOPLE IN FRANCE THIS IS NOT BELIEVABLE

fuck off /pol/

>>79665148
Beast looks terrible.

>>79665112
Try googling "European people art".

She's a horrible, horribile actress

Wait so are they just straight up remaking the cartoon with human actors? Why don't I just watch the original cartoon then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx1MmY1Bb50

I thought they were going to you know do their own twist on the formula. And have new fucking songs.

>>79665187
That's the curse. They have to break it for him to look good.

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>>79664317
do you think theres a scene where she gets freaky with that horse?

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>>79665204
Cheeky.

>>79665202

This is a naive and innocent Belle who doesn't seem to notice how "weird" she is.

>>79664317

This seems like a Belle who knows exactly how special she is and acts like a special snowflake about it.

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>>79665305
If Belle were real, would she be a femanon?

I can't wait for the Live Frozen where Christoph is black.

>>79665361
She'd be dead, probably beheaded by the peasants of France.

>>79665148
>pointing blatant historical innacuracies is /pol/

Fuck off cuck.

>>79665202
>when you get outperformed by a drawing

Beauty and the Beast is one of the Disney movies I never saw as a child, but I can already see the charm in the animation.
In contrast, the new version looks kind of dead inside.

>>79665401
Good thing this is a fantasy movie and not a historical period piece. This movie could take place anywhere get over it

>>79665148

They used to put african blacks up in traveling shows because of how odd they seemed to the french back in 1500/1600s

think about that.

>>79665446
Watch it right now. Seriously, it's fucking great. Unarguably one of the best Disney films.

>>79665476
>Good thing this is a fantasy movie and not a historical period piece.

In 2017 there's still some people who don't know the concept of "suspension of disbelief".
No wonder you watch Disney tripe.

>>79665305
The sad thing is, I don't think it was intentional, she is just a shit actress.

>>79664918
She gets meme points for being a feminista

>>79665476
>This movie could take place anywhere get over it

Haha yeah it could be set in modern day Somalia and be exactly the same.

/autotune/ general?

It was really obvious when dwayne "the rock" johnson sang in Moana that it was autotuned. But what do you expect, he's a gay wrestler, not a gay song and dance man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM

>>79664317
>Return this book

She's not carrying a book

Muh dick

>>79665613
It's in her fanny pack.

>everyone is wearing bustiers but there's no actual cleavage

What the fuck

>>79665645
>its in her fanny

ftfy

>>79665538
Right and the giant monster man and talking candelabra don't break your suspension of disbelief? The setting and time period are not that important to the story. It takes place somewhere in some village in France. That's it.

>>79665578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJzds6fRfjM
>Haha yeah it could be set in modern day Somalia and be exactly the same.
Yes. It literally could. The time period and historical accuracy don't factor into the story. This isn't a biopic about marie Antoinette. It's a fantasy story about a cursed prince

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>>79665558

I mean, hell, in the cartoon clip she merely comments on the village people while they're doing their daily work and she reads a book.

In the live action version she steals bread and tries to walk on the washed clothes. She's a dickhead in the new one and people are still commenting how it's perfect. What the fuck?

>>79664317
The animal shots don't match

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>>79665608
>gay song and dance man

>>79665719
>Right and the giant monster man and talking candelabra don't break your suspension of disbelief?

I already knew you don't know shit about the concept, you don't need to prove it again.

>>79665730
>Pretty girl's get away with being pieces of shit
Pretty true in any Non-Sharia law culture.

I love how the trailer's title names her "Belle"

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>>79665719
>18th century France architecture in modern Somalia
>French people in modern Somalia
>18th century French technology in modern Somalia
>18th century social and community structure in modern Somalia
>princes in modern Somalia

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>favorite Disney princess is played be a manface
Should I be offended? Are they gonna mess up Jasmine next?

>>79665808
Get over it cunt. Its a fantasy and is not attempting an accurate recreation of a medieval french village.

>Those facial expressions

Couldn't they get someone with some charm? Watson is such a rigged actress with no warmth

>>79664918
This girl looks more like Belle and is actually cute.

>>79664317
The same scene just without any of the magic and charm of the original... exactly how i thought this movie would turn out

>>79665879
>Its a fantasy and is not attempting an accurate recreation

I know, that's the problem.

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>>79665719
>Right and the giant monster man and talking candelabra don't break your suspension of disbelief?

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>>79665871
she'll be a chav

>>79664317
I've never understood why people think she's so great. She's not ugly by any stretch, but I just don't think she's as good looking as everyone thinks.

Is it just that people grew up with HP or something?

>>79665719
But if you pick a setting you've got to stick with it

>>79665112
They've actually managed to convince people that Hitler tried to kill the Jews and whites kept black slaves.

>>79665730
Good point. I guess it's okay when she does it because they are backwards peasants and she gave a speech at the UN.

>>79664317
What the fuck is up with the lighting? NO sunrise looks like that. I feel like im watching a commercial

>>79665279
probably anon. probably.

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>>79664317
>niggers in medieval France

>>79664317
>cgi clock
why?
WHY?

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>>79664317
DISNEY KINO

>>79664317

>everyone works, except belle

YOU GO GIRL, FUCK SOCIETY

>>79665902
>A fantasy movie with no basis in reality being fantastical is a problem

Wow I had no idea. Historical authenticity is not what Beauty and the beast is about. This looks like a shit remake but bitching about a couple of background extras not lining up with reality is not a problem. Nothing in the story lines up with reality.

>>79664317
>medieval French town
>she speaks with a british accent
What did the anglo mean by this?

>>79665202
They changed Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty (Maleficent) a bit because the original's are of their time but they'll probably leave the renaissance stuff mostly as is because it still holds up.

>>79664317
>make believe fairy tale for children has black people in it
>but muh ancient France

Why are people more triggered by this than her horrible facial contortions?

>>79666050
She's basically a NEET

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>stonefags trying this hard

>>79665202
>I thought they were going to you know do their own twist on the formula. And have new fucking songs.
This would have been actually worth watching, but would have also required much more originality and creativity then what i think Disney's live-action movie department is capable of.

she looks vaguely pissed off when she tries to reach a high note lmao

>>79664317
>story is french and takes place in france
>british accents

every fucking time

>>79666050
Dude she's a genius inventor in this version. Not even joking.

>>79666060
>takes the time to recreate the Roccoco styling of that time for the castle
>not trying to be realistic

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>>79666103
Jesus this is going to be such a clusterfuck

>>79666119

I wish you were joking.

>>79666060
>being fantastical

I know that thanks to your rich daddy you never had to live in a place with actual black people, but they aren't fantastical.

>>79666065
it's a town in Guyenne/Calais suburbs

>>79666103
wtf i hate troll face now

>>79666118
This, far more offensive than a few nigglets in an opening scene.

>>79665608
>he's a gay wrestler, not a gay song and dance man.

He is a man of many talents

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOSpU29FS_w

It's literally a movie for children and not in a bad way (like capeshit)

It'll probably suck but it's not supposed to be that good anyway

>>79666060
Details are important in movies. I'm not the guy you're talking to and didn't particularly mind in this case, but imagine some stereotypical chinese guy walking around right in the frame or that they replace the geese with bald eagles.
It's clear they're going for an old French village, so they should stick with it.

>>79666103
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>79665832
It's the name of the song.

>>79666103
i think she forgot which role she's supposed to play

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>>79665952
>Is it just that people grew up with HP or something?
Probably. I always found her a bit obnoxious in those movies though.

I liked her more 7 years ago, that dress, that hair.

>>79666103
we have the same haircut

>>79666360
london?

>>79664317
Classical Disney CINEMATIC UNIVERSE when?

>>79665446
Watch it. It was the first animated film nominated for Best Picture for a reason.

Honestly, I think it would have won if it wasn't up against Silence of the Lambs.

>>79666203
But it's not so inconceivable. This is 18th century france we are talking about. Why do you guys act as if there were LITERALLY NO blacks or chinese or any other ethnicities but "whites" during this era?

http://www.history.ac.uk/reviews/review/619

>>79666444
>http://www.history.ac.uk/

Stop it, you're getting more embarassing by the post.

>>79666468
not an argument

i think i would have enjoyed this if she wasn't in it
fucking hate seeing her big ass forehead and stupid eyebrows

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>>79666416
>Watch it.

>>79664317
what was the point of remaking this?

I didn't know the original story was based in France. Ghastly hearing them all speak English though.

>>79666065
>>79664710
>>79666118
>>79666169
Three words: Jean-Luc Picard

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>niggers in medieval France

>>79666495
It doesn't need to be, you moved the goalpost and linked a site that isn't a source as "proof". Nobody is going to believe you're right now, might as well stop.

>>79666194
Go fuck yourself faggot. Beauty and the Beast is a timeless tale as old as time and song as old as rhyme about two people coming together finding love. It's supposed to have beautiful aesthetics.

anyone have the doll?

>>79666356
agreed

>>79666510
paving the way for disney remakes and mo moni

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WE

>>79665062
Because kids watch Harry Potter, dumbass. Hermione is still on their minds.

>>79666587
the fake doll that wasn't actually manufactured but a one off made for viral purposes yea lemme see real quick

>>79666444
That's why I said I didn't particularly mind, but you are the guy who is saying "lol, it's a fantasy movie, do whatever the fuck you want".

this movie has been a fucking travesty since its announcement. I LOVE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST. this movie though has EVERYTHING I hate about modern Disney bullshit and nothing good from the original.
>horribe art
>terrible acting
>unforgivable singing and music
>muh darkness
>muh popular actress
>ruining gaston

I saw a high school play of this that blows the movie out of the fucking water

>>79666631
>Because kids watch Harry Potter, dumbass
The kids who watchED HP are all in their 20s retard.

>>79666585
I'm sure your internet meme education has made you more knowledgeable than the historian who wrote the book.

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>>79664800
>14:44:44
>and dubs to boot

>>79666586
Ok. This movie however, beauty and the beast (2016) with emma watson, is for little kids. Hope this doesn't confuse your autism

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>>79666194
>It'll probably suck but it's not supposed to be that good anyway
what did he mean by this?

>>79666715
The "historian" didn't write shit, it's a review of other historians' work, and the sum of the examples she amassed are overwhelmingly about the Iberian peninsula, and there's no debate about the presence of black people in the middle ages there. There's allegedly a single example about France, and it's not detailed in the summary given there. Quite a poor example to shore up your claim

>>79666890
Turn off your brain etc.

>>79666890
the smurfs, the smurfs 2 etc..

>>79664317
I have perfect pitch, and have over 40 years of professional music experience. I will tell you 100% that no "auto tune" is used in this clip.

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>>79664317
Man I wanna jam my nose right up her asshole while shes taking a dump. I want a good ol whiff of that ass that smells like harry potters small British cock.

The singing is honestly not the most notable issue with that. The terrible acting and shot composition stick out much more. This >>79664800 has to be them being really lazy with some ADR, right?

>>79664317
She's not only can't act but can't sing as well. Why she's in this movie again?

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This is a 10/10 in France

she cant fucking act at all
beast is uncanny valley as hell

>>79667046
France here, the bongs can have their shitty slag back

>>79664317
>bill condon directs
>everyone is surprised the movie looks like shit

>>79667108
fuck off, Muhammed

>>79667163
Finders keepers bro - enjoy

>>79667163
I said France not England

>The film will feature a new cover of "Beauty and the Beast" by Ariana Grande and John Legend.[

Dropped.

>>79667137
>emma watson starring
>everyone is surprised she can't act for shit

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>>79667108
Nah, you're alright Abdul.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYL8f1NQ2U8

Qt

QT!

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>>79664738
because

If you expected an actress who has never professionally sang before to be a good singer, that's your own fault.

HERE COMES THE ANON WITH HIS LAZY SHITPOST!

>>79665191

WE

>>79667645
Remember when someone on /pol/ covered I'll Make A Man Out Of You?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R54PQABH_Vg

>>79666991
How would perfect pitch help in determining whether or not auto tune is used? Is she singing slightly off-key?

>>79667336
What the fuck is sustainable fashion?

>>79667753
eco friendly clothes

>>79667726
that's almost as bad as the op video

>>79667765
bandages on a cancer patient

>>79666416
>would have won

I haven't seen Beauty and the Beast yet, and maybe it was deserving had SoTL not been up, but we all know the Academy would've chosen Bugsy over it

>le Warren Beatty meme
>le Hollywood gangster film

Also it won the GG for Best Drama.

Beauty and the Beast was probably fourth (JFK third -- even if its controversial) considering the Academy's distaste for animation. The only film nominated from 1991 I think it would've probably beat was Prince of Tides.

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>>79667505
OI M8, IT'S ABAHT SEVEN BONG

>>79664317

>Disneyfags have still been sharing this all over FB and are geeking out over it

It wouldn't bother me, except it seems like 95% of the public these days are mindless House of Mouse drones

>>79666086
Then what the fuck's the point of remaking it at all (outside of shekels)?

I mean for fuck's sake the only remake that makes less sense is The Lion King because it's just gonna be all animated again -- just with realistic CGI.

>>79665719
>Right and the giant monster man and talking candelabra don't break your suspension of disbelief?
This is a stupid argument. Would you not complain if Doc Brown showed up in the DeLorean halfway through the film because the film already contains elements that are fantastical in nature?

>>79667943
>outside of shekels
That's the only reason they need

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>>79667916
Jesus Christ

>>79667916
Her face reminds of another actress. They should star together as sisters in a lesbian sister normalisation film.

>>79668086
Since live action cartoon remakes are so popular they could always do Ratatouille

>>79666119

Is she going to invent like an armored suit in the castle cell?

>>79668167

Who will play Remi?

>>79668198
I'm guessing its some sort of cuck-o-matic device

>>79665730
She very clearly pays the baker, there's even a sound effect to accompany it. You're right about the clothes though: why would she even walk there?

>>79666086
Anyone else want to discuss how awful Maleficient was with regards to Maleficient, herself? She was absurdly powerful and independent in the original story, but the live action had her be a fucking childhood friend rape victim. That really cheapens her entire evil persona.

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>>79666407

>>79668198
now i'm imagining iron man but with emma watson

>>79668283
iron sjw?

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>>79667046

>>79665112
Or because it's a work of fiction that has nothing to do with historical accuracy ya dingus.

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>>79664317
>Emma Watson will never make this face while you eat her out.

>>79666103
idubbbz?

>>79668259
watched it 7 times when it was on theaters no lie

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>>79668167
Already exists.

>>79667765
Isn't that just not buying a new outfit every season?

>>79668835
and its pure fucking kino

>>79668835
One of the most underrated comedies of the 90's.

>>79664800

I had to rewind the clip to check if the shot I saw actually happened.

The direction in this film looks fucking flat and lifeless.

>>79664663
I can't stand how disney is remaking literally every classic into a generic cash-grab live action cgi shitfest. If it was just ONE they were doing, and actually put some artistic passion into it, then that would be okay. But shitting out crap like this is just unacceptable.

>>79670053
>daily reminder they're remaking the Lion King 'live action'
>daily reminder this just means the whole thing will be CGI because its a movie about animals and no humans
>this basically means its just another animated version, but more realistic with CGI
>tfw you realize there is no point to remaking the Lion King outside of money
>tfw audiences will throw money at it and critics will give it a passing score because Muh House of Mouse

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Honestly I'm only hyped for the political reference
According to the director, Beast represents America, while Gaston represents Trump and Belle represents Clinton

>>79664317
>tfw you'll never be a young french lad with a 3 pointed hat

why was I born in these uncomfy times?

>>79670197
Sauce?

>>79668835
Nothing to do with Ratatouille, but this is a rare kino.

>>79670197
So Gaston ends up winning the Beasts heart?

>can't act
see op's youtube link
>not a draw
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=colonia.htm

To think, that limey cunt turned down La La L'Oscar Bait to be in this tripe.

>>79670283
And Belle ends up in fucking prison....
Which kinda happens in the movie doesn't it? Prisoner to the Beast's castle?

>>79670197
So beast and gaston hook up and have gay sex while belle watches? Huh, maybe I will go see it after all.

>>79667916
It's an American movie retard, your people hired her.

>>79670197
Wasn't Gaston a good guy though? He was an arrogant buffoon and gung ho about being a hero when the situation didn't call for it, but he was still a legit guy trying to do the right thing

>>79670386
fan theories: beast is the real villain XD

>>79666620

>tfw niggers think napoleon was black

WTF? Is this something being spread by French jews and leftists? I've never heard about a black napoleon theory here in the US

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>>79664846
>city of france

>>79670386
Socially awkward guy in some bumfuck rural hellhole gets /fit/ to impress his one true love, but she chooses Big Beast Cock instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tITz-42MbRI
>scott grimes will never be your bellefu

JDIMSA

>>79664317
yea but whyd she steal that bread?

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>>79666103

Gaston you're not fooling anyone.

>>79664317
why not just watch the fucking cartoon?
isn't she supposed to be french?

>>79670053
>>79670151
What would it take for people to actually hate/boycott Disney?

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>>79664846
she was a cute grill and there's definitely evidence of black people in spain and france

>>79670434
That's not Napoleon, dipshit. It's Thomas-Alexandre Dumas, who was a black general during Revolutionary France (also the father of the guy who wrote the Three Musketeers and the Count of Monte Cristo).

Not everything relates back to le ess-jay-dybya bogeyman.

>>79670488
>why not just watch the fucking cartoon?

they already did that, anon. slapped a bit of post processing on it and resold tickets. this was like, the year before last
people saw it. they made money. so they jumped on it again. if it flops, it gets written off, everyone gets paid, and they try a new angle of attack

>>79664317
>I can clearly see Emma Watson in Belle, just like I could clearly see Emma Watson in Hermione. I'm sorry, but she's just not a good actress. She can't put her own personality aside and play a separate character at all. She was just cast as Belle because the director & producer knew she would bring in the Harry Potter fans and make some serious money off of them.

Fucking nailed it

>>79664317
That's a nice Gaston song. When does Belle show up?

>>79670502
Nothing. People are too brainwashed by the brand at the moment.

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10/10 soles

Where is the book she is returning?

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>>79665148
>Those eyes on that face

i just don't find her attractive.
she's got a forgettable body, too

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>>79666103
Now where have I seen this face before?

>>79670603

Damn those are nice.

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>>79667613
It's not even that, I think people just expected her to sing.

It's so overproduced and perfected that it isn't her voice anymore. Singing imperfectly would have been better, example would easily be pic related.

Goose and Stone are not professionals, but they sang regardless. It doesn't need to be perfect to be good, but it does need to be real.

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>it's another /tv/ irrationally hates on Emma Watson because she hurt their feelings by being a feminist episode

Is there a more cucked board?

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>>79670603
I would very much enjoy a soul so that I may once more be human again.

>>79670708
>clears throat
Is that a picture meant for ants?

>>79670782
Only frogs.

#REMOVE_ANT

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>>79670603

>>79665202
>Why don't I just watch the original cartoon then?
there are no black people in the original cartoon, clearly it was made by the ku klux klan

What's there to be mad about? It's just a fucking disney remake and no one knows how to get those shekels better than The Mouse, she's there to draw in the HP crowd which also grew up watching classical disney movies, it's a win win. She's a terrible actress but it's a fantastic casting, you have normies drooling over this movie in the comments and it's gonna make a shitload of money

Not going to watch this. But I think it looks good desu. I mean they did well as I see so far.

33 year old here. Grew up with this movie

the way this is shot reminds me of a direct to TV movie.

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>tfw could be getting new traditionally animated masterpieces but audiences keep eating up this live action remake trash instead
What are they going to do when they run out of Disney Renaissance pieces to rip off at their creatively bankrupt board of directors?

>>79668255
They basically did the Wicked thing and decided that giving a fun but two-dimensional villain an edgy tragic backstory that doesn't manifest at all in the original story was a good idea.

>>79665280
Looks like scar Jo

>>79671001
That's the problem. Movies like this will suck away all attention and public interest away from non-Disney original projects. The more of these that get made, the harder it will be for original works that actually feel like films to make $$. People have a limited income, and with so many of these franchise films that pander to their sensibilities and nostalgia they'll spend their extra money on them and not have enough for tickets to see original films.

This is the death-spiral of cinema, and you can thank your Mouse overlord for it.

Don't call it a grave... it is the future you chose.

>>79665042
the donkey holding the apple is the worst

>>79671090
Remake all the live action adaptations

>>79671017

Alright, you can stop with the irony now, gramps.

>>79664663
Why should you hate it? It's the equivalent of capeshit, but for women.

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>>79671017

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>>79665923
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

>>79664992
That face she's making is not "smug" It's "emotion" Whenever her character has to feel anything, that's the face she makes.

>>79666103
Isn't Belle supposed to have big lips and big eyes?

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>>79666180
>that Sacramento song
My fucking sides, I need to watch more 90's wrestling stuff.

>>79664317
It's really disappointing that his movie looks so dull and standard when the animated movie is one of the most beautifully drawn/visually interesting childrens flick ever. The beast looks so fucking awful, the sets look so lifeless. The movie looks like it's going to be a shot for shot remake only with all the heart and soul sucked out of it. Autotuned voices, bad CGI. This is the Disney of the modern age.

>>79671398
It's called artistic licence

>>79671370
It's like a Dreamworks face straining whilst taking a huge dump

>>79667046
Christ that chin could take Gaston in a fight.

>>79664738
Must've been the mulattos brought over from Haiti

>>79667046
>>79671617
She literally has a more Gaston shaped jaw and chin than Luke Evans who's actually playing Gaston.

Am I the only who is going to watch this only because I'm hoping they'll show Emma's glorious soles?

>>79666705

Not him but you're acting like these people don't have kids of thier own by now in today's society.

We also live in a generation where parents name thier child hashtag and think it's kosher.

I doubt nothing we will do anymore.

>>79671811

it looks like they're following the animated film pretty much 1:1 so i wouldn't get your hopes up.

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>>79671811

>>79668835
Why isn't Nathan Lane in movies anymore?
The man is funny as fuck.

>>79671284
You don't understand this meme.

>>79666103
DAMAGED

>>79671017
>I mean they did well

From a technical standpoint, no, they didn't. You don't know much about film making if you can look at that clip and think "yeah that looks good"

Frankly you shouldn't be posting on a television and film board if you're so ignorant about film making. Watch more film.

>>79670502
4K full restoration of Song of the South released in theaters

>>79671578
>Disney of the modern age

Unfortunately this means it'll get a RT score in the 80's at the very least.
Doesn't matter how shitty it is. Because it's Disney it'll get praise...

>>79672163
Just let me go come on man

>>79672122
Why do most Disney films look so shitty though, esp. in regards to cinematography?

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>>79666696
Are you me? Did I write this post?

>>79672200
What kind of answer are you expecting from me? You think I have some kind of disney insider information?

>>79672122
wut? I said it looks like they did well for a remake.

inb4 wong kar wai

>>79671143
This so much, Hollywood is killing itself in the longrun with this shit.

>>79672369
I know what you said. That's why I wrote what I did.

>>79668835

This movie was gooooood...

>>79670053
>You now realize that at some point 20ish years from now, Disney will make an updated CGI of Frozen.

Why are movies where they shoehorn blacks into a historically white story so lazy and lackluster?

The Hobbits, that new King Arthur, hell the only place that seems to have done a semi-decent job of it all is those cheap cable television series made for horny soccer moms.

She is a horrible actress and the epitome of "literally r3ddit".

She's such a shitty person in real life too. If she wasn't a solid 7 she'd be equally reviled as Lena Dunham.

The least talented actress in the industry.

>>79671143
The only way to kill Disney is to become an executive and destroy the company from the inside.

>>79664317
This is gonna be a trainwreck. Emma perpetually has a smug look on her face and everything looks so phony because the lighting is too bright. Whoever directed this is a hack.

>>79665538
>can suspend your disbelief for talking furniture and a monster man
>niggers in europe???? WOW DUDE THATS NOT RIGHT

hmm seems like your attention is drawn towards black people, almost as if you are an easily triggered /pol/ user :^)))

>>79667963
you really think thats comparable to black people being in the movie? like honest question, is that a fair comparison in your mind?

>>79665148
Seriously why did they use CGI for the beast.
Prosthetics would've given the same or better results.

>>79673741
>>79673721

>Black peasants in France, nobody bats an eye
>White people playing Egyptian gods, the media blows up

What did they mean by this?

>>79664800
This. There's absolutely nothing there

>>79673820
>Black peasants in France
alexander goddamn dumas

>>79664800
what am i supposed to be looking at

>>79673957
Go back and watch the scene. It's bad blocking they left in

>>79667595
Am i only one who thinks the TOP is photoshopped? Look at his size compared to the rest, and the disrupted water lines around his body, and a slight glow on the edges

>>79668835
fucking loved this k1n0

>>79664317
This looks great tbhq way better than i expected i'm going to go see it with my church group

Why are there black girls in what I assume is 1700's 1800's France?

>>79674188

Dude it's a fantasy movie shut up okay?

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>when she sees your offshore bank accounts

>>79674222
Looks like Weird Al

>>79664317
>British accent in a non-british time or place
That was awful. It's definitely going to break the box office

>>79674188
Wasn't unheard of. Hell, Alexandre Dumas was black.

>>79670603
>>79670858
Average actress at best and annoying neo-feminist ideas but the feet game ridiculous

>>79674286

Actually mortal enemies of the British in this time. It's like having a movie set in suburban 1950's America with Russian accents.

Totally implausible.

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>>79668835

straight dope

>>79665148
The actor that plays Gaston looks manlier than the Beast.

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>>79666036
WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY

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I'll give it a chance because it reminds me of popeye. But that beast is just terrible

>>79674043

You're not the only one. Also, go to Yezhov's Wikipedia page and have a look at their versions of the same picture - they have both been blatantly touched up with paint and the top "before" picture clearly shows the edges of Yezhov's cutout.

The bottom half of anon's picture in this thread is the only one that looks like a legitimate 1930s photograph. I don't understand the complexities of Russian history and politics to know why he would be photoshopped into a picture with Stalin then claimed to be photoshopped out of it, but that seems like the case here. Weird.

Its a movie set in France in the 1600's. Why aren't the Catholics raping the shit out of this obviously Protestant town?

>>79674392
He's supposed to be, dumb ass.

Gaston is the perfect man that gets everything he wants, but he's a total dick and Belle says no way dude.

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>>79666444
>blacks
>''whites''

What did he mean by this?

>>79665608
This is really nice looking film.

>>79665042
same.

no wait, yes i can.

Emma is mis cast, they needed a women much more typically feminine and not her, emma has too many masculine features

this looks like a college humor parody in how fucking flat it is staged. honestly, kind of on par with old disney live action.

so this one is gonna be a song for song remake? pls no, just make a fucking re-interpretation.

black ppl in france back then? lol, okay.

>im reading a book about two lovers or something blah blah

>sound bor-HARD CUT TO ANOTHER SHOT

great editing!

her haircut looks stupid.

>>79670434
Holy shit you people are pathetic

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>>79665608
s-she's c-cute

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Honest question: How was Belle able to live the carefree lifestyle that she did? Its clear in her town everyone has to work to survive yet she spends all day reading. Is her father that rich from inventing? Is she the equivalent of the bored rich daughter?

>>79670521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCmMs10JLw4

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When will Hollywood adapt Keit-ai?

>>79670053
>>79670502
No Tron 3.

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>read the comments expecting them to be just as critical as /tv/
>forget that normies are retarded

>>79672203
make it pasta, then it'll be your post

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Belle is my Disney waifu; will this movie ruin that?

g-guys...?

>>79674885
>be with crew of normie as fuck girls
>talking about how there's no good upcoming movies
>one of them mentions beauty and the beast
>they all show excitement
this was like 2 weeks ago, what the fuck is wrong with them. They're all in their late 20's too. I swear the meme that women don't grow up is stupidly true

>>79672898
>solid 7
Lad...

>>79665476
yeah they should just stick a tv in every house and have them drive cars not horses

>>79674801
She's literally the most beautiful girl in town.

>>79670531
>>79670488

I hate this trend of adapting an animated property. Unless its something that was impossible at the time to do live action why do you need to adapt it from animation. Clearly its animation because that was the intended format the creator wanted to tell his story in.

>>79664738
>the men wigs
>the children school uniform
it's obviously not medieval France you massive plebe
XVIIIth century or something close

>>79670531
dont forget the 2002ish re-release of B&B in theatures that made a ton of money too

>>79674188
yes, either
a) daddy fucked a black woman while in the colonies
b) slave owners wanted to have their slaves spend a few years in metropolitan France to fully convert to catholicism, learn the tongue, and learn a job
it's nothing inaccurate, armchair historians ITT would do better to read a book

How long until we get a "live action" Bambi? Will be kino as fuck.

>>79667963
This. It's the same as people complaining there should have been more coloured people in The Witcher because "it's fantasy". These people fail to realise that fantasy can be (and often is) based in reality - with the witcher being based on real slavic folklore - and that there should be boundaries. Not everything is on the table just because it's fantasy.

>>79665148
Shouldnt the beast be ugly and intimidating instead of furrybait?

>>79664800
Seriously what the fuck is this shot

>>79664317
>shot for shot remake
literally why
I hated Maleficent but at least it was something different

why does it look so bad?

>>79677168
Bad lighting. It's so bright you can tell that everything is a set.

man that dialogue is so bad. I can barely understand what Belle is saying. She says half the words in a French accent and the rest not.

>>79664317
Which one's the beast again I'm confused

>>79664918
Yeah, why would they choose a girl with draw power from feminists, masturbating neets, and the Harry Potter artists when they could choose some puffy-faced whore with remarkably even WORSE cleavage?

>>79664317
pakistanis and blacks

fuck this pc bullshit

>>79664317
This LOOKS so shitty. Like, visually.