>character is suddenly punched in the head >cuts to black,

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>>79653431
>character is punched in the back of the head
>spits out coffee

Ha! I don't watch TV, I haven't seen a commercial in years. I bet you never met someone like me.

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>>79653431
>character receives sizable blunt force trauma, enough to lose consciousness
>character suffers no brain damage or long-term effects

>>79653504
Half the characters in L O S T should've been vegetables by the end of the show.

>>79653431
i giggled

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>>79653431
>character attempts suicide
>cuts to technical difficulties

>>79653431
>bloody overlay
>cliffhanger

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Serious question. Do Americans really watch shows with 5 minutes long ad breaks every 10 minutes? I had no idea American TV was so retarded until I saw streams posted on this board. American ads are also extremely retarded, the most vile form of brainwashing and vulgarity I've ever witnessed.

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>character gets stabbed in the heart
>he had a bible in his coat pocket that absorbed the blow

>>79653808
We are retarded as well though for only watching american shows.

>>79653808
It's not just America that does it. I tried watching some bong tv while home for Christmas and they had about the same ratio of show/ads.

>>79653737
underrated post

>>79653808
Dumb yurocuck.

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>>79653862
>character gets shot in the heart
>had a stack of bills that stopped the bullet

>character is violently raped
>cuts to abortion commercial

>>79653808
television is a vehicle for advertising. which 3rd country are you in where everything on tv is state owned? that's the only reason there wouldn't be commercials

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>>79653737
/thread

>>79654071
>>79654168
>defending ad indoctrination
dumb capitacucks

>>79653431
>character starts annoying and messing around with a thug or violent person
>cuts to character in the hospital

>>79653642
name one real life example of this

>>79654188
advertising is what pays for tv budgets. what are you talking about?

>>79654716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aCWB1zAbic

>>79653808
now you understand a little more of the jew hate.

>>79653808
>>79654188
did you remember to pay your TV license fee this month?

>character is hit in the back of the head
>is knocked unconscious for a convenient amount of time and then wakes up with no lasting damage

>>79653924
Bong TV VERY consistently has four ad breaks per hour. Fewer if they're showing movies, I think.

>>79653471
theres no doubt in my mind this is blacked porno, but why this face??

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>>79654740