>it's a Truman slows down his favorite songs by 100%

>>79651683
>it's a Truman slows down his favorite songs by 100%
so it doesnt play then?

A E S T H E T I C

>>79651683
>It's a Truman faps to futa on male porn again
I missed the season when he was into feet

>it's a Truman hasn't shaved in over a month and he notices his face pubes starting to emit a foul odor episode

>>79651692
You know what I mean faggot

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>>79651683
>its a Truman pays Mistress T for online session

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>>79651683
>it's a Truman gets rejected by the most attractive woman in the Trumanverse who teases him and mocks him for ever thinking he was on her level and he goes home and just let's it blow off is back for a while but months later he still thinks of her out there in the city living her life still believing she got the last laugh at his expense because he had the audacity to try to speak to her and he finally just finds her on facebook and sees she works at a hardware store and e parks his car outside until closing hours, nervously sitting there in disbelief that he's really doing this and watches her finally leave and get in her car, and he drives away feeling like a lunatic and doesn't do anything for a few weeks, then one night the indignant rage swells up again and he sits out and watches her and this time he follows her car to her house and just keeps driving feeling like he really has a problem and needs to stop, and he goes home and decides enough is enough and he's not doing that shit again just let it go, but finally he thinks one more time about how arrogant she acted, as if she were some God above a peasant like him, and he goes to her house with a hacksaw at night and breaks in, then yanks her out of her bed by her hair and starts sawing apart her face while screaming about how pretty she'll look now, gouging out one eye but leaving the other so she can still see her monstrous deformed face int he mirror when he's done and saws off one of her breasts as well after hacking her face apart and then leaves and breaks the saw into a million pieces and drops it in the ocean then goes home and feels oddly relieved, like he can live his life again episode
>the next episode the girl has moved out of the house and disappeared because the terrorized actress playing the girl quit the show but gets nothing because in her contract she waived any right to sue over physical harm done by Truman because no one suspected he'd ever hurt a fly

>>79651895
Yeah, that episode was a bit too lighthearted for my tastes to be honest.

>its a Truman is le white & depressed XD episode

>it's a Truman finds /pol/ and he get less and less enthusiastic about his black neighbors episode

>it's a Truman sees the new neighbors move in and, noticing that they are of hispanic descent, decides to call ICE on them
I was pretty upset seeing them tear apart a loving family, but I guess the law is the law

>It's a truman is beginning to come to terms that he's utterly mediocre episode
This arc isn't so bad really

>that time Truman watched a Sam Raimi flick and became scarred for life

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You gotta put your music into Ableton, slow it down, and throw some reverb on there if you want to really feel the existential turmoil

>it's a Truman poisons dogs episode

Once when I was high and depressed I made a mashup between REM everybody hurts and Mazzy Star Look on down from the bridge

It was very depressing

>>79651895
lel

>it's a Truman starts crying for hours the moment he returns home episode

>it's a Truman gets into his car and hits the highway with the windows and music up, screaming incoherently in anger and punching the steering wheel until his voice gives out and a feeling of calm begins to wash over him and he jerks the wheel to the right into oncoming traffic

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>Its another episode where Truman just sits on the couch naked watching TV for 12 hours

>It's a Truman gets asked to housesit for a friend and he wanders around the house alone at 1am and grabs a knife and points it at his throat then worries they have a nannycam somewhere and just witnessed his behaviour and pretends he was pretending to act out a scene from a play episode

>it's a Truman watches The Truman Show episode

Love this one desu, 5 stars

>it's a Truman rages because after years of setting up spy cams they all manage to get found immediately and he still hasn't got a single nude episode