>movie doesn't pick up until the boy gets molested in

>>79646424
Vitch was my favorite character

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>>79646424
>Why do people like it again?
a24, thats why. /tv/ will praise anything they release because
>MUH ARTHOUSE


name one movie from pic that hasn't constantly been shilled on this board

u can't

>>79646424
because critics and /tv/ think its artsy and non-mainstream and therefore good

>>79646424
Because it's an excellent homage to New England folk stories?

It was literally a movie made by Jews...
>Constant religious undertones
>enough symbolism to keep the audience in its seats...
>even some good ol fashioned Hollywood paedophilia

>>79646602
havent even heard of half of them let alone seen them being "shilled" here

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>>79646424
Its part of the holy trinity of shitty horror movies that /tv/ loves alongside the Babadook and It follows.

Can someone explain to me how this is a feminist movie? A ton of reviews praise it for its pro-woman themes, but its as if they didn't watch the movie at all

>>79646602
I have a love hate relationship with a24
They made some really good movies like a most violent year and cut bank
But some fucking god awful ones like green room
I feel like a good chunk of the movies are tailored to a Jewish audience

>>79646424
Because it was the exact opposite of what most horror thrillers do.

Instead of presenting everything as supernatural and realizing by the end its just some guy in a mask, they present everything as just being shitty luck with slight windows into the supernatural, only to have a fucking devil goat show up at the end.

>>79646424

Tell me about this molestation, anon. Is it a woman doing it?

>>79647500
oh yeaahhh

>>79647424
Feminists are a lot like muslims in tha t they like to take credit for things they had nothing to do with.

>>79647532

Hmm, I see, I see. And what happened?

>>79646424
At least it was better than It Follows. There were scenes in Witch where I was actually engrossed. When the son has his massive, crazed monologue I was on the edge of my seat.

>>79647424
>rebellious eldest daughter tears apart her family

Yeah I can see it

>>79646602
>A24
>art house
lolno, youre a pleb for even thinking that

>>79647696
she wasn't rebellious though; it was those creepy ass twins starting shit. i hope Black Philip gored them to pieced

>>79647552
The vvitch shoved an apple down his throat. She was into kinky shit.

>>79647807
More like BLACKED Philip, amirite?

Also, the twins were spirited away by the fat old naked witch and presumably murdered and she probably bathed in their blood or ate them

>>79647552
Kissed the kid on the lips and shoved an apple down his throat.

That said, the scene at the kid's deathbed was pretty gr8 I thought.

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>>79647552

He stumbles out of the woods naked after she seduces him.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YncouOfQG2o

>>79646424
>girl kisses boy not guy
>boy dies

awful movie

>>79648115

thank you for the clip, anon. do you have the apple down throat scene?

>>79648281

They don't show the actual insertion, but later on he is convulsing and he coughs it up.

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>>79646424
I know the meme 'DISHONEST FILMMAKING' gets thrown around a lot, but this is a good example of it.

The VVitch, It Follows, and Ex Machina are all wildly mediocre.

The get so much attention because of how they 'throwback' into classical stuff, or because they put so much of their budget on making everything look nice.

In other words, they are easily accessible but give the illusion of complexity.

my opinion is right, making it a fact.

>>79646424
>low budget
>have to put subtitles on because everyone has ye olde shit accent
>"scary" music plays throughout the whole movie to make it seem more scary
>"would you like to live deliciously?" meme catch-phrase

I thought it was fucking average. Low 6/10, would not watch again

>>79648336

thank you, anon.

>>79648413
>>have to put subtitles on because everyone has ye olde shit accent

You're a pleb

I stopped watching moives after I saw this

>>79648343
I disagree.

>>79646424
>VV
This shit right here needs to stop.

>>79648829
That's what your mom said when she realized she was pregnant.

>>79646424
It's a good feminist film that does a terrific job of showing what is wrong with the typical patriarchal family. Here's more info for you.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/the-witch-director-robert-eggers-wants-to-terrify-people-into-believing-in-witches-again

ME NEED BIG HARD WIKIPEDIA PLOT POINTZ 2 GAIN MY INTEREST INSTEAD OF ACTUAL F I L M M A K I N G CUZ ME PLEB

>>79648859
my mom died before she could get pregnant, you insensitive prick