>81 years old >still writing and directing films

>>79646069
pedophilia

>>79646087
that was undder very questinable circumstances yuou autsis

>writes the same neurotic guy/quirky girl/jazz music combo since the 70s

Rly makes you think

to bore everyone to death with his verbose neurotic stories about older men fucking younger women that are clearly based on himself

Must admit, I've never seen a Woody Allen movie

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>>79646069
He already reached it

dude middle aged men banging 12 year olds lmao

Child brides

>>79647024
jesus fucking christ that face

i'll bet she lets him fuck infants as long she gets the cash

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>>79646069
>81

step up senpai

>>79647180
>last good movie was over a decade before you were born
at least Woody still puts out a good movie every few years

>>79646069
>>79647180
Olivia De Havilland and Danielle Darrieux are still alive and far older than both of them. Darrieux was in a film not too long ago too.

>>79646069
announcing his pedophilia a week before he croaks

>>79647248
No, Goodbye to Language is a masterpiece.

>>79646069
Tfw young pussy keeps you virile and healthy

Tfw virgin

Kill me now

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Out of the way mediocre old shits, there is a new young man in the director's chair

>>79646968
Same
I can honestly say nothing about anything I've seen from him has made me even remotely interested.

hell be fine

>>79646069
Woody's going to keep making movies till he dies. Besides playing the clarinet, there's nothing that keeps him from going at this point.

>>79647484
I don't care what he likes.
Besides she was 21 when it happened, how is that being a """pedo"""

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>>79646968
He's one of the best living directors. He's made several classic films, he's one of the top five stand up comedians of all time, and his short stories and essays are underappreciated gold.

Too bad he's such a dirty old man.

>>79646069
Interdimensional psychic vampire

>>79647720
He's actually pretty funny in his writing too.

>>79646968
don't fall for jew kikes saying shit like
>>79647720
it's the same self deprecating jewish humor shtick you've seen 1000 times before

>>79648776

Except before him, basically no one had popularized self-deprecating Jewish shtick before.

>>79650376
yea sure thing kike not like its been apart of your cultural identity for centuries

>>79650402

And he took it mainstream, got a shitload of acclaim, banged a series of shiksas (and then and 18 year old), and has put out good work for 6 decades.

>>79646069
why was Cafe Society so dull? Would it have been better with Bruce Willis instead of Steve Carrell? I think maybe.

>>79650558

It's nothing special, but I still found it modestly entertaining. His movies always look gorgeous, and he always makes his actresses look great. K-Stew and Blake Lively were sexy. Lol at the idea of both of them falling for Jesse Eisenberg.