*record scratch* *freeze frame* The name's Jack, and you're

JUUUUUST

>>79644868
>generic alt-rock starts playing

THE FASTER WE'RE FALLING
WE'RE STOPPING AND STALLING
WE'RE RUNNING IN CIRCLES AGAIN

>>79644868
*rewind sound effect*
*Rock a bye baby jingle plays*
Woah, not that far, you fucking moron

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>>79645565

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>>79645565
Holy shit

>>79645565
> The Shigging
holy shit I didn't know I needed this, cast now /tv/

>>79644868
>>79645565
I could see Johnny Knoxville pulling this off perfectly

>>79646608
jesus christ this

*wideshot of a busy college campus

IT'S BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME

>>79646651
who for the Shelley Duvall role

>>79645565
No, it all started here, when I lost my job as an english teacher..

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E

>>79646682
Kate Micucci

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>>79645565

remember when anything in this thread was funny?

you don't. because it never was

>>79646832
Your tiny autistic penis is hilarious

>*typewriter noises*

WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND

> Danny is played by modern-day Joel Haley Osment in undersize kid clothes

>>79646882
> Jack has been typing THE PS3 HAS NO GAMES over and over

>>79644868
TUESDAY

ALL THE