Why didn't Jesus use the cross to surf back down golgotha

why didn't he just keep his fucking mouth shut instead of trying to awkwardly graft greek philosophy onto jewish mysticism?

>>79644741
>Expose and betray your leader
>Regret it and kill yourself
What WAS Judas' endgame?

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>>79644741
Better yet, why didn't Jesus just fight the romans? he had a gigantic wooden club that outranged anything they carried.

because part of his master plan was to become a martyr. he got so deep into his own bullshit he actually believed, and convinced his disciples, that he is the messiah.

Jesus is/was mentally ill.

>>79644832
Because he was a big guy

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A GODS SON

Batman v Superman thread?

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>>79644741
Why didn't Jesus use his cross as a sickass warhammer and pummel those pagans with the power of Deus Vult?

>>79644861
he got guilt tripped into killing himself kek. should've spent those shekels on mary magdalene who's going to be back on the streets turning tricks after her husbando is kill.

>>79644741
Why didn't jesus just start swinging that big t around and bashed his way to safety?