>DUDE LE MIDDLE SCHOOL LEVEL SATIRE LMAO >DUDE HUMANITY

>>79641590
>ledditcore, millenial cuck movie than this?
Does anybody speak Buzzword? What did OP mean by this?

>Is there a more ledditcore, millenial cuck movie than this?

Your home movies?

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>>79641590
>is there a more millennial cuck movie than this?
yeah

>>79641590
Your home movies

>>79641590
how did you get to be such a faggot anon?

>>79641590
Yeah your favorite movie

>>79641590
Speak English you cunt

>>79641590
you really should rethink your life and what led you to typing all of that bullshit out under the assumption that it was some kind of insightful criticism

>>79641590
What do you think was going through his mind when he decided to make this post?

>>79641590
OP
You're Retarted

>>79641590

at least you're fitting in

>>79641590

cabin in the woods was an EXCELLENT movie.

>>79641791
you're not reddit

>>79641590
Congratulations OP you have autism

>>79641590
You fucking suck you cock sucker

>>79641822
thanks bro

the video of your conception

>>79641590

if you rip on this movie but watch capeshit, you can go fucking die

>>79641590
OP is retarted as fuck

>>79641791
Hola leddit

>>79641590
all those fucking buzzwords

step outside you fucking tard

>>79641892
They're both garbage.

>>79641590
Way to get BTFO faggot as OP

>>79641787
>retarted

>>79641590
>he didn't even get it
LMAO

If "humanity sucks" was your takeaway from this movie, then you're actually retarded. Seriously, it wasn't even subtle about the metaphor, but somehow your dumb ass still missed it. You are literally too stupid for Whedon flicks, congrats.

i fucking hate this place

>redditors who say DUDE WEED LMAO
holy cringe
i dont even smoke and you should definitely kill yourself.

>>79641590
Go to bed Zack

Has an op every been as BTFO as right now

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>>79641590
So many points being made

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posting in lazy thread

>>79641590
Joss Whedon is almost as bad at making movies as you are making posts, OP

>>79641590
would've liked a series about the organisation

>>79642164
the metacommentary was just as bad

>let someone else have a shot (at making horror films)

thing is, not many new horror films are total hackjobs. whedon got his major start by hacking the original buffy the vampire slayer, so this movie comes off as entirely hypocritical.

>>79643581
>whedon got his major start by hacking the original buffy the vampire slayer
wat

>>79644043
Buffy the Vampire Slayer was a movie starring Kristy Swanson and Donald Sutherland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tlW3S4V29Y

>>79641590
Of all the scary options they were presented in the movie, they had to choose the most boring and generic of all: zombies.

The movie absolutely screams Reddit too

>>79644132
i meant this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwOORl2lwTQ

>>79644132
Yeah, and it was written by Whedon.

>>79641590

I agree with you OP. I don't get the praise heaped upon this. It's only slightly better than a Scar Movie franchise entry and the meta commentary was only funny and insightful for a little bit til' they dragged it on.

The monsters coming out was pretty cool tho.

>>79644213
well you got me. arguments could be made for firefly as well but whatever.

>>79641670
He wants to know if cinema has produced a work that appeals to film themed forum goers and political activists that specialize in racial issues.

>>79641590
I thought it was a pretty good movie with a original fun premise. Don't take yourself so seriously.

>>79642241
Gave me a good chuckle anon.

OP we are very impressed with your use of buzzwords.

>being so new you weren't here in 2012 when Cabin in the Woods was /tv/'s movie

The scenes with the office guys were fun

>>79641590
I have a disorder where I automatically filter out any sort of meaningless buzzword from any statment, so you just posted

>Is there a more, movie than this?

DUDE WE ARE THE OLD GODS LMAO

>>79644698
LIAR!

>>79644159
>Of all the scary options they were presented in the movie, they had to choose the most boring and generic of all: zombies.

that was the joke, you fucking retard

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>>79641690
rekt OP