WE AIN'T HAD ANY STATUTORY HOLIDAY ACCRUING FOR THREE STINKING MONTHS
LOOKS LIKE CAPITAL GAINS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
IT'S OVER ANAKIN, I'VE FILED YOUR TAXES
>We must merge with him, Gandalf. We must merge with Sauron's company and monopolise the market.
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY TAX PLAN
>The two towers
>you know, Quasimodo predicted the 2008-2009 mortgage crisis
Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's tax return.
>>79640988
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Yeah, why can't we have some cuts?
>>79641417
GET BACK SCUM
>>79640843
>You are a fool if you think this does not violate anti trust laws
>>79641910
What about their corporate gains? They don't need those.
>>79642033
The prisoners go to Saruman alive, and their off shore bank accounts in tact
>I wish the position of primary shareholder had never come to me. I wish none of this had ever happened.
>So do all who live to see such recessions but that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide is what to so with the capital that is given to you.
>>79640675
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Libertarius The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Libertarius was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence his subjects to create a free market… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even protect the ones he cared about from the state. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice audited him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from taxation, but not himself.
>Who files my taxes? You sure you want to know? The story of my 10-40 EZ is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale...if somebody told you I was just an average ordinary medicaid subsidiary, not a care in the world...somebody lied. But let me assure you, this like any estate tax reform worth telling... is all about an tax haven. That tax haven. The tiniest nation. Luxembourg. The tax haven I've loved since before I even counted money.
>[Referring to the Rothschilds sitting nearby] I'd like to say that's me sitting over there. >[Referring to George Soros] Heck, I'd even take him.
>[As we see Warren Buffet running along the bus, asking to stop] That's me.