IT'S OVER ANAKIN, I'M SITUATED SLIGHTLY ABOVE YOU ON THIS SMALL RIVER BANK
You underestimate my midi-chlorian quantities.
He should have twirled his saber and flew away like a helicopter.
>>79614789
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!
>>79614986
>I am the senate!
What did he mean by this?
>>79614913
Are you retarded? Genuinely curious. This is star wars, not magic fairy land wars
>>79613759
is that an image capture directly from the movie, or some production still?
because it looks like he's standing in front of a bad tv greenscreen effect
>>79616279
I'm not taking your bait.
>>79616448
Because youre retarded? Lightaabers dont work like that. Kys
>>79616279
>This is star wars, not magic fairy land wars
>>79616332
>a film from 2005 doesn't meet the standards of a 15 year old shitposting retard.
Gee whiz it's almost like you haven't seen a lot of movies!
>>79613759
kek
When a lightsaber cuts through something, where does the matter go? Obviously it's not vaporized, otherwise if you cut through a metal wall you'd be inhaling extremely toxic chemical compounds and probably choke up and die in a minute.
>>79616609
DUDE IT WAS LITERALLY IN A [[[CANON]]] CARTOON.
btw I'm the guy you're replying to
>>79616279
>I am the government of a Roman Republic situated on planet Earth in a distant future of a faraway galaxy
What did Sheev mean by this
>>79618495
>I am the SENATVS
>>79618495
HE WAS A CONSOLE OF JEDI
woah, a thread made up solely of memes/buzzwords
is it, dare I say, /ourthread/?