>Awkward scene happens in a movie
>Pause the video and squirm around a bit before resuming
>awkward scene
>pause the movie, get up and walk around while talking to myself for a bit
>>79605932
Examples?
>>79605976
>>79605932
My roommate does this.
What the literal fuck is wrong with this autist
>Super cringy moment
>Close movie
>>79606037
Usually autism.
I couldn't watch Nathan For You without walking around my living room
>cringy scene
>start saying "No dude no, no, stop"
>Awkward scene happens in a kino
>Pause the video and pace around the room punching myself in the head while giggling
>>79605932
>watch movie with mom
>sex scene comes up
>leave room
>>79606637
>watch movie with mom
>Sex scene comes on
>She precedes to unzip my dick
>lengthy close-up of man's face
>look away from the screen
>>79605932
fuck i do this too.
Manchester by the Sea was full of situational scenes like that, but I somehow embraced the inner cringe.
>>79606441
>>79606037
>>79605976
Is it autistic to talk to yourself? I do it pretty often, but not in a muttering way. Like I'm actually having a conversation.
>character is sad and thinks what he is doing with his life
>look down and think about my life 3 seconds
>resume watching
>>79605976
Fuck I do this. Every movie becomes like 5 hours long because of the constant pace and mutter breaks.
>>79606637
>watch movie with parents
>feel sex scene coming on
>pretend to go to bathroom
>listen at the door until I'm sure it's over
>go back
>pausing movies for any other reason than urgent bathroom visits
>>79606007
For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T-tgiHMr28 I almost skipped the scene.
>>79606618
underrated
>>79607488
THIS. or:
>watch movie with parents
>seen movie before
>know sex scene is coming
>start texting beforehand so it doesn't look like I'm uncomfortable
>>79605932
>be 8
>be horny
>hot chick comes on screen
>press my dick on the screen
>>79606637
>Gets up to get a drink even though you're not thirsty.
>>79606007
That scene on the Sopranos where Tony confronts Meadow's black boyfriend. I've still never seen it actually. After I got done pacing I just fast-forwarded till it was over.
>>79607218
As long as it isnt muttering and you know it's just you youre talking with, then youre fine.
>>79605932
>awkward scene happens
>go into the bathroom and scream at myself until my voice goes
>>79607628
Thank god.
>>79607488
>miscalculate
>sex scene just got started and is beyond nasty
I scream into a pillow usually. Like at the top of my lungs. If not I felt like breaking stuff.
>watching parents
>sex scene comes on
>press my dick against them
>>79605976
I don't talk to myself, its more just random noises as I walk around
>>79607650
wow
>>79607951
I had a roommate who would do that and it was the fucking worst. I wanted to fucking suplex his Muslim ass off our apartment building.
Christ you guys need to see a shrink.
I usually just skip scenes that give me second hand embarrasment.
>>79606007
Scott's Tots.
I can't bear it.
>Martial arts training scene comes on
>Get up and start throwing shitty kicks and lunches
>Sweating and out of breath before scene is even over
>Watching an intense action scene
>Heart starts racing, vision blurs, getting excited
>Pause the movie and race to the door, getting into character as I crouch like a spec-ops soldier
>Start doing a sweep of the house with my invisible assault rifle, screaming orders to my squadmates as we clear out room after room with precision accuracy
>Get back to the living room, sweaty and panting before flailing my arms and making wild sounds to get the edge off
>Sit back down and watch the movie
>cringey one liner
>Curls up in the fetal position while having a violent shaking fit
>>79610094
>>79609996
>>79609897
>>79607360
>>79605976
These can't be real.
>>79610580
I've done at least three of those before.
>>79610605
...I need to get the fuck out of this board.
>>79606853
Heh
>>79605976
>awkward scene
>pause the movie, get up and walk around while saying "fuuck, fuck fuck. fucking memes meeemes memes bro fucken memes aaaaa"
>>79605932
>conflict in movie is because of a misunderstanding
>pause movie, go to bathroom, and think of all the different ways it could have all been avoided
> embarrassed for people
> get chills and hot face with sensation of needles poking it
In fact my brother and I both shared this feeling. Started having conversations about what embarrassed us about each other. Lived a suppressed robitic lifestyle, worried that anything I did would be embarrassing.
>MC starts to undress a woman
>pause the dvd and scroll through my crush's pictures on facebook for an hour and a half before going to sleep
>>79607825
>mom is visibly aroused
>>79610990
>movie has romance in it
>>79610990
Literally lol'd
>>79606851
Is your dick a compressed file?
>>79610990
>MC starts to undress a woman
>Doesn't cum in his pants almost immediately
>>79609897
>>79609996
Cute.
>>79605976
>awkward scene
>get up and throw punches and have imagery fights while muttering to myself
> watch and enjoy movie
> nothing out of the ordinary happens
> make up lame story for keks on 4chan
>watching a naughty flick with mommy
>lewd scene comes on
>mommy blushes and starts softly screaming about how stupid sex scenes in movies are
>>79611446
Why the spaces between the memearrows and your words, huh newfriend?
>>79609996
I do this, but i take all my clothes off and use my dick as a gun
>>79611529
Its a habit. The arrows being so close looks off and quite frankly bothers me.
>>79611656
You forgetting to put an apostrophe in the word "it's" quite frankly bothers me.
>>79611704
You being a cowardly chicken-shit asshole quite frankly irks me to no end.