>Awkward scene happens in a movie >Pause the video and

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>awkward scene
>pause the movie, get up and walk around while talking to myself for a bit

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>>79605932
Examples?

>>79605976
>>79605932
My roommate does this.
What the literal fuck is wrong with this autist

>Super cringy moment
>Close movie

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>>79606037
Usually autism.

I couldn't watch Nathan For You without walking around my living room

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>cringy scene
>start saying "No dude no, no, stop"

>Awkward scene happens in a kino
>Pause the video and pace around the room punching myself in the head while giggling

>>79605932
>watch movie with mom
>sex scene comes up
>leave room

>>79606637
>watch movie with mom
>Sex scene comes on
>She precedes to unzip my dick

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>lengthy close-up of man's face
>look away from the screen

>>79605932

fuck i do this too.

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Manchester by the Sea was full of situational scenes like that, but I somehow embraced the inner cringe.

>>79606441
>>79606037
>>79605976
Is it autistic to talk to yourself? I do it pretty often, but not in a muttering way. Like I'm actually having a conversation.

>character is sad and thinks what he is doing with his life
>look down and think about my life 3 seconds
>resume watching

>>79605976
Fuck I do this. Every movie becomes like 5 hours long because of the constant pace and mutter breaks.

>>79606637
>watch movie with parents
>feel sex scene coming on
>pretend to go to bathroom
>listen at the door until I'm sure it's over
>go back

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>pausing movies for any other reason than urgent bathroom visits

>>79606007
For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T-tgiHMr28 I almost skipped the scene.

>>79606618
underrated

>>79607488
THIS. or:

>watch movie with parents
>seen movie before
>know sex scene is coming
>start texting beforehand so it doesn't look like I'm uncomfortable

>>79605932
>be 8
>be horny
>hot chick comes on screen
>press my dick on the screen

>>79606637
>Gets up to get a drink even though you're not thirsty.

>>79606007
That scene on the Sopranos where Tony confronts Meadow's black boyfriend. I've still never seen it actually. After I got done pacing I just fast-forwarded till it was over.

>>79607218
As long as it isnt muttering and you know it's just you youre talking with, then youre fine.

>>79605932
>awkward scene happens
>go into the bathroom and scream at myself until my voice goes

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>>79607628
Thank god.

>>79607488
>miscalculate
>sex scene just got started and is beyond nasty

I scream into a pillow usually. Like at the top of my lungs. If not I felt like breaking stuff.

>watching parents
>sex scene comes on
>press my dick against them

>>79605976
I don't talk to myself, its more just random noises as I walk around

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>>79607650
wow

>>79607951
I had a roommate who would do that and it was the fucking worst. I wanted to fucking suplex his Muslim ass off our apartment building.

Christ you guys need to see a shrink.

I usually just skip scenes that give me second hand embarrasment.

>>79606007
Scott's Tots.

I can't bear it.

>Martial arts training scene comes on
>Get up and start throwing shitty kicks and lunches
>Sweating and out of breath before scene is even over

>Watching an intense action scene
>Heart starts racing, vision blurs, getting excited
>Pause the movie and race to the door, getting into character as I crouch like a spec-ops soldier
>Start doing a sweep of the house with my invisible assault rifle, screaming orders to my squadmates as we clear out room after room with precision accuracy
>Get back to the living room, sweaty and panting before flailing my arms and making wild sounds to get the edge off
>Sit back down and watch the movie

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>cringey one liner
>Curls up in the fetal position while having a violent shaking fit

>>79610094
>>79609996
>>79609897
>>79607360
>>79605976
These can't be real.

>>79610580

I've done at least three of those before.

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>>79610605
...I need to get the fuck out of this board.

>>79606853
Heh

>>79605976
>awkward scene
>pause the movie, get up and walk around while saying "fuuck, fuck fuck. fucking memes meeemes memes bro fucken memes aaaaa"

>>79605932
>conflict in movie is because of a misunderstanding
>pause movie, go to bathroom, and think of all the different ways it could have all been avoided

> embarrassed for people
> get chills and hot face with sensation of needles poking it

In fact my brother and I both shared this feeling. Started having conversations about what embarrassed us about each other. Lived a suppressed robitic lifestyle, worried that anything I did would be embarrassing.

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>MC starts to undress a woman
>pause the dvd and scroll through my crush's pictures on facebook for an hour and a half before going to sleep

>>79607825
>mom is visibly aroused

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>>79610990
>movie has romance in it

>>79610990
Literally lol'd

>>79606851
Is your dick a compressed file?

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>>79610990
>MC starts to undress a woman
>Doesn't cum in his pants almost immediately

>>79609897
>>79609996

Cute.

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>>79605976

>awkward scene
>get up and throw punches and have imagery fights while muttering to myself

> watch and enjoy movie
> nothing out of the ordinary happens
> make up lame story for keks on 4chan

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>watching a naughty flick with mommy
>lewd scene comes on
>mommy blushes and starts softly screaming about how stupid sex scenes in movies are

>>79611446
Why the spaces between the memearrows and your words, huh newfriend?

>>79609996
I do this, but i take all my clothes off and use my dick as a gun

>>79611529
Its a habit. The arrows being so close looks off and quite frankly bothers me.

>>79605932
>>79606441
>>79606571
>>79606853
>>79610094
>>79610990
>>79611083
>>79611350
dumb frogposter

>>79611656
You forgetting to put an apostrophe in the word "it's" quite frankly bothers me.

>>79611704
You being a cowardly chicken-shit asshole quite frankly irks me to no end.