What would it take to hire him? I'm thinking a train ticket

>>79605592
a hot meal

>>79605592
Here's how you do it
Make a notepad file on your desktop
Start writing "looking to hir-
Fuck now he's here already

>>79605592
>What would it take to hire him?
just looking at him

>What would it take to hire him?
A good time on set.

>>79605592

Say his name three times

usually a stick of gum or a sip of your diet coke will do it, but really as long as he has a ride home every day he WILL star in your motion picture, television program, or advertisement

source: im his agent

a truck-bed full of secondhand, sunbleached stuffed animals

>>79605987
I once tried averting my gaze from him, but it still didn't work. He already finished filming a trilogy from a movie script I hadn't even completed yet.

>What would it take to hire him?
a phonecall and a quick rundown of the script

>>79605592
ITT: misinformed upvote kek whores.

The Screen Actors Guild require an actor to receive monetary compensation.

>>79606490
Good meme, dude
H*lla frickin sick, my man
Go back though

>>79606291
Do they have to be intact?