>killed 50+ people beacuase of his fucking dog jeez plot

It was a cute doggo tbf

>>79593619
>doggo
he should've killed you too

>>79593590
Better than some bullshit SJW reason like his illegal Mexican boyfriend who thinks he's a black Chinese woman got killed

At least a lost dog is something the audience can get behind.

I would murder the world to avenge my pupperoni

>>79593590
woman detected

>>79593590

he only wanted to kill one person, but other people kept trying to stop him

>>79593590
bait detected

>be friendless betamale loser
>buy a dog because only thing thats going to love you is something that will literally starve to death without you
>watch shitty dickflicks about "m-muh pupper"
>post on 4chan about how youd "totally murder like 50 dudes bro" for your shitty dog when youve literally never been in a fight

great thread

>seemingly the only successful hitman to get out of the business by completing an impossible task from an asshole
>wife gets cancer and dies, the sole reason to get out now gone
>wife gives you an innocent baby animal to comfort you and keep you grounded and have something positive to focus on
>asshole's son steals your car, beats you almost to death and stomps on your baby dog for literally no reason
>you are literally a master murderer

Why would he not.

>>79593590
>implying a dog isn't worth more than 50 subhuman russians and that one irish guy

>>79593831
Ah, a faggot I see.

>>79593879
>>79593760
neither of these are good insults on their own let alone from stammering mouthbreathers, i can see why you got bullied in high school

>>79593831
incorrect
beta males usually are cat lovers

>>79593831
>totally murder like 50 dudes bro" for your shitty dog when youve literally never been in a fight

Not trying to be the devil's avocado here, but you don't need fighting experience to shoot someone in the face.

>>79593831
Not everyone's a limp-writsted "don't trigger me! My feelings matter" whiny-voiced millenial faggot.

Go to /k/ and see for yourself.

>>79593955
neither does the guy trying to shoot you in the face you fucking autistic retard

let me guess, your mom told you you could do anything you wanted in life cause youre such a smart, handsome young boy and youre just a bit "unmotivated" to shoot dudes in the face but you could totally be an epic navy seal sniper if you wanted once you finallly move out of her house?

>>79594087
>you could totally be an epic navy seal sniper if you wanted once you finallly move out of her house

What if I already am? I'd watch my words, big guy...I've logged your IP.

>>79593943
wrong

dog has beens "mans" (read: losers who cant mantain human relationships) best friend for 1000s of years

It wasn't JUST because of his dog. He was letting off steam because his wife also died. Now with his wife and dog dead, car stolen, what do you expect him to do?

>>79594205
Companion dogs are relatively new. Dogs were kept for security with their barking as well as assisting with hunting for as long as the dog's been domesticated.

>>79594228
Report the matter to the police
And maybe seek counseling to cope with his losses

>>79594289
did i ask you for a fucking history lesson nerd??? *slaps your textbooks out of your hand*

>>79593590
Honestly people that value dogs or other animals more than humans should be killed or fed to lions

>>79593590
I guess it's one of those movies women won't get

Dogs are great pets for insecure people who need to feel loved. Cats are for people who sort of want a pet, but don't want something that follows them around 24/7 slobbering on everything.

>>79594289
Dogs are essentially biological tools used for everything from hunting, protecting, war, herding, searching and even rescue swimming. They have been a constant in most human cultures since at least 10,000bc. If they're not man's best friend they're fucking close.

>>79594437
>*slaps your textbooks out of your hand*

hmph, you fell right into my trap
*ballistic knife shoots through books into your face*
nothing personell kid

>>79594504
Why

>disliking puppers

I bet you like to watch your wife getting fucked by niggers

>>79593831
I would though

>>79594504
Most humans are dusgusting goblinoid bug-people

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>Minor acquaintance he met two days ago gets killed
>For revenge destroys space station with millions of people on board
>Guy who killed his minor acquaintance wasn't even on board - and he knew this

What an inhuman fucking monster

>>79593831
projection: the post

Lol men who dont like dogs are mudslimes dont get distracted by these goatfucking cunts

Why did he hold the guns in such a weird way anyway?

>>79594504
>good humans > good animals > shitty humans and animals

if you don't agree you're a massive cuck

>>79593590
found the cat ower

>>79593590
>movies women will never understand

>>79594387
The police agrees with his methods though.

>>79594900
Or chinks.

>>79593590
T.subhuman cat lover

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They're very subtle about this in the movie but his dog was one of the dogs from Army Dog. The whole movie makes a lot more sense once you know this (the dog probably has a higher bodycount than John).

>>79593666
Calm down Satan

>>79593831
If you fucked with my dogs i would shoot you in the fucking head and laugh my way to prison faggot.

>>79593590
I'd kill 50+ people to avenge my dog desu

>>79595586

fucking exactly, dude's clearly never had a dog

>>79594685
*its a hologram*

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>>79593831
>>79593938

You obviously don't know what having a doggerbro is like OP

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>>79597166

>>79593831
People love their dogs a lot, if they're lonely its even more so. Wouldn't be shocked to see the dog owner fucking up the perpetrator badly over a dog 2bh. It's like losing a child

>>79593649
Kys

>>79593590
I've killed more for less. You better watch out before I kill you too.

>>79597391
>i-its MUH BABBY

holy shit you sound like a 60 year old hag whos given up on life

>>79594937
>good humans >good animals >bad animals >bad humans >wasps an hornets >elves

>>79597844
>60 year old hag whos given up on life
Just like John Wick, you're a pathetic troll stop trying.

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>>79593590

>>79594587
Cats literally do not give a single fuck about you, claw and bite you whenever they want. They have no respect for their owners, in fact they hate them most of the time.

If you're a cuck, having a cat is great for you.

>>79593966
to see the millenial faggots in action?

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>>79594587
Cat
>Shits inside your house every time
>Has to have a dedicated scratching post to not fuck your furniture and even then it'll do it anyway
>Impossible to train to any meaningful level
>Avoids you and blatantly uses you

Dog
>Friendly, happy to see you
>Shits outside so you don't have to deal with it
>Communicates its needs and is appreciative
>Can sense your emotions and respond
>Can be trained to do pretty much anything as long as you know how
>Provides protection if you're into that

There are literally no benefits to having a cat vs 4 or 5 obvious benefits to having a dog

>>79598244
dogs are a beta, pussy, bitch companion for a pussy, bitch, beta male who needs some aspect of control in their life but is too much of a loser to be assertive to anything other than an animal

cats are alpha males who just do whatever the fuck they want, just like their owners

i think the best example would be that cats rape bitches with their barbed dicks while dogs sniff each others asses and eat each others shit; its sort of an allegory for how i (cat owner) can rail any girl i want while you (dog owner) will be jerking it to hentai tonight

>That whole Rome fight scene in John Wick 2
my DICK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGs9TsmvECk

>>79598453
>It's a cat owners think they're sociable and well adjusted despite every stereotype of cat owners being a lonely weirdo

>>79598520
only women cat owners are weirdos, and theres a reason for it

girls spend their ENTIRE youths getting fucked by cat owners, when girls say they "love cats" what they really mean, is they loved getting fucked by cat owning alpha males

in their 30s when they become used up whores and cat owners are done with them, they will usually eventually settle down with some dog owning loser for some financial stability, but some of them have just been fucked too many times and too hard, that not even a dog-beta would want them. this is how they end up being "cat ladies", they own cats to remind them of all the times they got fucked hard and long in their glory years

>insecure dogfags getting triggered
classic

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>he wasn't smart enough to figure out that the dog was the last piece of his wife that he had

He only went on a rampage because, in that moment, he literally had nothing left.

desu if somebody killed my dog I'd do whatever I could in my power to mangle them
probably wouldn't kill because who needs a homicide charge but in John's case he's the best assassin in the world or whatever so why wouldn't he murderize the shit out of anybody who had anything to do with it

>>79598704
Guys who own cats are universally considered actual gays or betas too damaged to even be able to look after a dog.

Why was the ending of the 2nd movie so bad

>>79598915
Because the third one will end with him using guns against some dude with a sword and a bird.

can't wait for John Wick 3 where John Wick accidentally kills some sperglord assassin's dog and then we see some Autist v Autist action
like the end of Taken 2 but with keanu

>>79598876
>dogs are literally so retarded you have to care for them like a baby

holy shit no wonder so many dog owners are women and numales, a man having these weird urges to "care" for an animal like its their actual baby could be a huge link to transgenderism and other mental disorders

>>79599097
That's actually a decent idea. John will probably see the destruction he did because of a dog that way.

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>>79598453

>>79599284
lol. you know google is run by "im with her" numale dog owning cucks right? obviously they are going to photoshop pics like this to make themselves look good

>>79593590
yeah but it was a doggo that his wife sent him to help cope with her death, it's understandable why he would be pissed because it reminded him of her

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>>79598453
Kill yourself my man. You are pathetic. Not even trying to grow a beard you'll be anything more than an emasculated cuck.

Nu-males get disconcerting ideas of "loyalty" and "obedience" and "authority" when they look at dogs so like females, they choose to look at things that do not challenge their way of life

>>79599523
exactly my point. the girl who wrote this article (girls are like bitches, except a human version, dont know if youve ever heard of them/talked to one) is writing about how much she loves cat owners and how dogcucks are creepy weirdos that she wouldnt touch with a 10 foot pole. i actually looked her up on facebook and shes going to come over and suck my cock on thursday, lol

>>79593590
It would be ridiculous if he was not a cold blooded killer before it happened. He has no problem killing people and really no reason to live after his wife died. The only thing keeping him going is the last thing that his wife gave him with was the dog. He had a mental break when his wife died and the only thing keeping him together was that dog and now some asshole has came in and destroyed the only thing holding you to this world.

The guy didn't just kill his dog he destroyed the last piece he had left of his wife.

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Hitler killed 6 quintillion people because he didn't get into art school. 50+ people over a dog is showing restraint.

Only retards need pets to begin with anyway

>>79593590
Why did they use Laurence Fishburne???

>>79593590
plot?

His H&K from the first film was a much better looking gun than those glocks from this one

>>79597875
>good humans >good animals >bad animals >bad humans >wasps an hornets >elves >dwarfs >orcs >jews >cat owners

>accidentally kill someone's dog
>people would kill you without a second thought

and yet somehow these dog owners are "mentally stable" people? yeah I don't think so

>>79599733
dog owners are honorary niggers

every subhuman nig ownes a pit, when was the last time you saw a coon walking his cat? thought so pussy

>>79599679
What if Hitler got accepted to art school?

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>>79593590
>Took down an entire criminal enterprise spanning multiple continents because some prostitute got slapped around by her pimp

>>79599806
i run over dogs on purpose, its pretty easy since theyre fucking stupid animals and i drive a turbo supra

i pretend im "sorry" afterwards, dogcucks ALWAYS just cry and snivel like pussies, not one of them has layed a finger on me

Look, dogs can become cops.

Cats can't

>>79599900
Almost cut myself on your reply, pal.

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>>79599900
i believe you

>>79599893
>violated Warner Brothers copyright by having a Looney Tunes sketch in a Home Depot
Absolute madman.

>>79599762
>gun expert in Rome recommends him a civilian model American rifle

I get that they probably got product placement bucks, or Keanu just likes the AR-15 because he shoots it a lot, but this was still really goofy to me

>>79599918
how is it edgy lmao, im doing a national service. my elderly neighbors havent had a single dog shit in their lawn for over 6 months now

It wasn't only because of his dog though

I would have done the same if I owned a fastback and someone stole it

>>79599900
genocide the dogs. Cats are man's best friend.

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>>79599984
lmao xDDD

>>79599993
>cant afford a fastback

lmao, do you work in a theater or something? wagie fag

>>79599979
It's a lot easier to get, plus Keanu is operator and doesn't need 3-round burst.

>>79600019
I'm getting there, man


Just a few more months

>>79600009
im a 1 man dog holocaust. they are the jews of the animal kingdom after all, pretending to be your "friend" only for treats

>>79599852
>walking a cat

kek

>>79599516
>baiting this hard
its time to take the L my friend

>>79599900
or you could just load sausages with rat poison and throw them in their garden, fucking idiot.

>>79597844
Why would you care more about some random dipshit than your dog?

Just because 's human? Your point is just as retarded as the one you're trying to prove wrong.

>>79600021
I could buy this if it weren't such a super wealthy organzation able to supply its membership with things like body armor lined suits

>>79600127
its not bait lmao, google donated millions to hillarys campaign
>>79600139
haha that ship has long since sailed my friend, my neighborhood has been completely dog free for quite some time now. ive taken to going on longer walks, i looked up all the dog parks within 5 miles on google maps, guarenteed 1+ kill every time. all the betamales think im being nice giving their dog a treat LMFAO

He's a retired hitman and the guy broke into his house, killed his dog and stole his car on the day after his wife died.

It's the timing and the person they decided to target that makes it so delicious and satisfying.

Even sweeter still is the fact that the guy thought he was "just" killing a random guy's dog, he was joking about it and had no idea of the situation or that the guy would start a one man war over it


I think it's a pretty realistic motivation for the character anyway, it doesn't need to be a family member. Some people in the criminal underworld would kill you for scratching their car I' m sure.

>>79598244
>>Avoids you and blatantly uses you
I don't know what you people do to your cats, but any time I sit down when I'm visiting my parent's place their cat appears from nowhere to sit on my lap and purr. Maybe you should try petting them.

>>79600155
The only major difference between the civilian and military models is select fire. John Wick gives no fucks.

>>79600148
>its a "dog owners are so mentally ill they cant differentiate between humans and animals" episode

holy shit lmao

>>79600257
what, you expect to kill another person's comfort slave and not be murdered for it? expect genocidal retribution

>>79600239
>petting pussies
Sounds pretty gay anon.

>>79600288
>comfort slave

jesus christ, i heard a lot of dogcucks fuck animals but i didnt know theyd be this blatant about it

>>79600322
You should probably stick to stroking dicks

>>79600254
Well...sure, but my point is there are many better choices in rifle, especially for a clandestine assassin and the go-to gun guy for an extremely wealthy assassin organzation suggesting an AR-15... its a bit silly

Like I said they probably used it for endorsement money or because Keanu likes it and thats fine, its just a bit silly

>>79593590
What are you, a Fag?

>>79593590

I think the first John Wick film is as much about karma as it is about revenge anyway

we're never worried for john wick's safety, the enjoyment comes from watching the brat child pick on the wrong person and how it backfires

>>79600257
>A crackhead killed my dog and I did nothing

holy cuck mentality

There are 10 billion people on the planet. That's a lot.

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>>79598453
>i need an alpha in my house t. cuck
your wife enjoying that BIG FELINE COCK?

>>79600482
And those 3 billion extra humans were all illegal humans that voted for Clinton.

the population is 7 billion

>>79600482
>10 billion

dogcuck education lmao

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>>79600553

well its not like hed murder 50 people over a shitty cat

>>79600495
marriage is for cucks but i double team bitches with my cat every weekend lmao, feels good being alpha

>>79600605
a cat wouldnt be stupid enough to get killed by the bad guy lmao, the movie would just be john wick and his cat fucking a ton of whores and making wagies clean up their shit in movie theaters

>>79594504
ranking goes family/close friends>pets>anyone else
one gets hurt anything under them is fair game

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Who'd win?
Equal prep time

>>79600426
>my point is there are many better choices in rifle
Most of the western world's spec ops use an AR-15 pattern rifle for a reason.

>>79600666
Dogs kill cats easy what makes you think assasins wont

>>79600598
i wasn't him though

>>79600679
lol no thats a betamale ranking heres an alphamale one

moms>brodies (cat owners)>shitskins>jews>dogs>thots>dog owners

>>79600426
>my point is there are many better choices in rifle
no there really isn't

>>79600702
Sure but they aren't one man covert super assassins and they don't use literal AR-15s

>>79600745
lmao dude my cat rapes dogs in the ass before he kills them, its like a donkey punch but instead of punching them he bites their spine in half. they dont even fight back lmao, 1000s of years of being owned by cucks has turned them beta i guess. wolves would be more of a fair fight.

>>79600815
So your issue is the fact that it didn't have select fire capabilities despite the fact that he never once needed to suppress someone. Because that is really all auto or burst is ever used for.

>>79593590
>killed 50+ people beacuase of his fucking dog
>>jeez plot is just ridiculous
>>>never read the odyssey

uncultured scum...

>>79599958
what?

fuck cats

thanks for the (you)s dogcucks

>>79600815
>they aren't one man covert super assassins
They're operators, which is essentially all John Wick is.
>they don't use literal AR-15s
There are very little differences between them.

>>79593966
>/k/
>not faggots

/k/ is for LARPing wannabe survivalists.

>>79598014
>le cats are assholes meme

>>79598453
Can you feel the pasta tonight

>>79593590
people are worthless, dogs are awesome.

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>>79594205
>It's a beta male loser projecting episode

>>79599870
He'd be making kinos after kinos

You know it to be true

>>79593590
He was a good friend

>>79599124
I think this guy might actually be a cat.

>>79599523
>average looking guy

What did she mean by this

>>79597844
No. Who gives a shit about babies? It's a dog. Babies are pure shit. Get your nasty human potato out of my face.