A CURE FOR WELLNESS is one of the most daring (even if the choices

I enjoyed this film too

>>79586100
Ok I think I will go out tonight to see this movie.

>>79587334
ok

S H I L L T H R E A D

>>79586100
So it's a remake of Shutter Island with eel water?

>>79587393
Much better than that

Fuck off it was awful.

>>79586100
>Also, many critics and viewers complaining about the "plot holes" and being left with tons of questions need to chill.

So it's another style over substance nothing burger like Prometheus, and the only response they have it "just don't think about it".

Literally Bioshock: The movie

>>79587469
>HURR BUT THE PLOT HOLES
Even amoung other nerds you people aren't cool

>>79586100
>Crimsonshit was original
>Bioshock film
>Dane Dehaan seriously is aiming to be one of generation's greats
gb2/v/, pleb

>tfw no eyebrow-fu

>>79586100
>audiences and critics going in with feelings and expectations that don't match the actual nature of the movie's real hybrid-genre - body horror, gothic horror, fairytale, and elements of sci-fi.
How was it marketed? I don't remember any trailers.

>>79587599
As a 2deep4u arthouse.

So there is no more eel water, so everyone dies, correct?

I'm patiently waiting for screener

>>79586100

Fuck off shill

Someone spoil it for me

>>79586100
I'm seeing this tonight, how should I feel going in?

>>79588166
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Cure_for_Wellness
Frankenstein incest using immortal eel water. His leg isn't broken.

>>79588516
negative

Crimson Peak was fine...it was just poorly advertised

This film looks okay but I havent seen it.
But I'd hardly call "Batman vs Superman" playing it safe

>>79588572
>Frankenstein incest using immortal eel water. His leg isn't broken.

immortal eel water almost sounds interesting enough to read the wiki, idk tho

>>79586100
>A CURE FOR WELLNESS
god, that fucking title... so stupid lol

>>79588636
Anon left out Phantom of the Opera allusions. It is a mess.

>>79588676

I regret reading the wiki

I want that time back

>>79588796
Pretty shit.
Should have been marketed as an off beat horror, instead of art crap.

Every review I see pretty much states 'It's not a very good film and doesn't make much sense, but it's the BEST HORROR FILM EVER, CHANGED THE GAME, REVOLUTIONARY!'.

It's The WWitch all over again. Every fucking critic is desperate to be the one that was there when horror kino was born. To the point they're swallowing down any old half-baked nonsense and giving it a feee pass because it's well shot and made by someone lofty.

>>79586100
>one of the most daring and original pieces of American cinema I've seen

how is hostel-with-the-pretentiousness-turned-up-to-11 anything approaching daring or original

>>79587469
There are some unclear implications that go nowhere, but only thing I found seriously unexplained is why drinking the magic water (toxic to humans) and being pumped with eels to purify that water to stop being toxic to humans made all those old people want to stay in the sanatorium. For the protagonist he might have been kind mindbroken based on some guilt he felt in relation to his father's suicide, but it's weird to think every old person in the sanatorium had similar circumstances.

>>79586100
I had interest in this film, but if you're saying it's similar to the rancid shit stain that is CRIMSON PEAK, I'll save my money.

>>79589348
I am curious.

How does one go about getting "pumped with eels", apart from a method that would be considered Japanese porn

>>79589934
Plastic tube down the throat.

Saw a trailer for this that gave away pretty much the whole story.
>whooooa, this isn't a NORMAL facility! They're using WEIRD SCIENCE STUFF to make all the people stay! Now they're trying to give the main character weird drugs to stay as well! WHOOOOAAAA! DREAM SEQUENCE

>>79586100
go be a tool somewhere else