Hey Billy Zane, why don't you pop my cherry, in your

>>79585177
This was one of the more upsetting things in season 2

>>79585177
Is Billy the biggest alpha in TP? He gets to fuck prime teenage puss while Coop has to settle for some used up old hag.

>>79585177
Fuck you for reminding me this

>>79586997
That was more to do with Coop's RL girlfriend Lara Flynn Boyle being a total cunt, though. If it wasn't for her then Coop would have been Audrey's first and Billy's character would have never existed.

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>>79587025
well at least she paid the price for it, she's been transformed into a black lodge demon

>>79587096
Yes, the karmic fury of thousands of Twin Peaks fans visited their revenge on her
Mind you Sherilyn hasn't aged too well herself, nowhere near that bad but she's more matronly then sexy these days
Madchen Amick was the real winner

>>79586015
This to be fair

Is this a failed attempt at writing a haiku?
I can't recall Audrey being so explicit.

>>79587025
What? His rl gf was Laura? She could suck James' thumb in the series but didn't let him fug Audrey as EVERY fan wanted to?
Is Kyle a fucking cuck or what?

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>>79587286
They were quite the couple back in the day
I think she told Lynch she would quit or something and he changed things accordingly
Everyone hated ever after that

NO WAY FAG

>>79586015
>one of
It was THE most upsetting thing. Even worse than Andy's thought bubble and super Nadine.

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>>79587096

I don't understand how she was fuckable just a few years earlier and then got to this stage.

It's fucking scary.

>>79587590
too much botox and lip fillers

>>79587504
There NEEDS to be an edit for this for Twin Peaks, a shame I have no talent for drawing

>>79587590
She had her injections done by a shady doctor, he used industrial silicone instead of high-grade botox

>>79587947
>he used industrial silicone

HAhaahHAAHAH are you fucking joking?

That's some China level shit.

>>79587454
>more reasons to hate on Laura
thanks dude. it's interesting that I love TP a lot when so many things upset me so much.

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>>79587982
90s corrective surgery wasn't exactly a delicate affair

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>>79585177
What the fuck was even up with this? This is the most worthless, unimportant sideplot I have ever seen alongside the whole thing with James running away. I love TP, it's one of my favorite shows but it took me like a year of on and off watching to finish season 2 it had so much meandering bullshit.

>>79586997
>used up old hag
>prime Heather Graham
u gay?

>>79588395
After the studio forced them to resolve the Laura plot early Mark Frost mostly checked out and David Lynch was straight up gone.

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>>79588413
Graham with all her baby fat had nothing on prime Fenn

>>79588413
>Heather Graham
>prime

Around Greeks, never relax.

ZANE'D

>>79587454
This is mostly exaggeration, she didn't threaten to quit or did any big scene about it. Kyle was the one that suggested him and Audrey to stop.

APPARENTLY, she was cunty (to Kyle) about it, being jealous that his romance with Sherilyn's character (a fan-favourite) was popular and took center stage on the show, while Laura's character was receiving overral disinterest and was getting less and less attention as the show went on (especially considering she was a main character in the beggining, and now barely mattered).

Kyle, to either shut her up, or maybe she did convince him, I dunno, "requested" for the end of the relationship.

The rumors are sketchy but they have value, mostly because Kyle's suggestion came out of nowhere after being okay with the romance for the major duration of the show

>>79586997
Wasn't Graham younger than Fenn at the time?

>>79588768
yes, but her character was in her mid-20s and she certainly looked the part

>>79588985
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>>79589036

The original Jenna Fischer

>>79589012
>the blond hair
Her Two Moon Junction period

>>79589116
Why is she doing this

okay we get the point, you can stop now

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>>79589067
Man, when women get dicked by chad/famous guy they never ever forget.

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>>79588460
Heather Graham in the 80's and early 90's was one of the cutest beings to have ever graced Planet Earth.

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>>79589239
ffs she's married with a kid. what the hell is she doing reminiscing about an ex boxfriend?
oh wait, i forgot...
>women

>>79589273
You wouldn't believe how often they do this. My best friend recently opened up to me about how his wife is constantly talking about her ex. What the fuck is up with women?

audrey a shit. laura is hotter

>>79589649
laura a dead

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>those sherilyn fenn ig pics
That woman is dumb as fuck holy shit. The way she writes and how she talks about getting fucked by a famous guy so many tears later makes me puke.
Also she is CHRISTCUNT

>>79589738
it's been proven time and time again that social media was a mistake.

>>79589273
Especially since they only dated for 2 years in the 80's.

>>79588985
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>>79589239
holy shit lol that is sad

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>>79590522
yeah especially considering that he's JUSTED himself, why would you cry over this dude

>>79588089
I wonder what goes through their minds when they look at each other in their squinted eyes past those bloated cheeks

>>79590676
what do you call that hairstyle?

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>>79589207
>My first love of my life. Wait for the smoke to clear.

I wonder if she has a shrine of him.

>>79590893
JUSTice

>>79591197
James is so comfy

>he will never be your best friend

>>79585177
>Pete waited there in the car for hours while she was getting fucked

>>79591550
well he IS an expert cuck.

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>>79587096
Give me the quick rundown on Donna

>>79587454
>Dark hair, blue eyes, pale skin

truly the best combo

>>79588395
They had good chemistry

>>79588447
Didn't he direct the final episode?

>>79589273
Her husband must be a straight up cuck

>>79591733
Are you serious? This shit was forced as fuck, the chemistry between Audrey and Cooper was real while this was just as cheesy as possible. Even Fenn hated it, she wanted Audrey to get the big ol' Coop dick.

>>79589649
She has a better body but is uglier

>>79591868
The show gave a good explanation on why they didn't got together when Coop found her naked in his bed

Shame Moira Kelly doesn't seem to be returning for the new season. They should have cut James entirely and got her Donna back. At the very least I hope James in the new season is almost a completely different character since he's an adult now.

>>79592139
I don't get this, James is very comfy

>>79592285
Even in the good episodes I couldn't stand James. Let alone in his little subplot.

>>79589191
This.

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Reminder that this (((gentle))) is responsible for the cancelling of TP

>>79592139
>Truman's actor retired, won't even come back for a cameo
>Nadine is coming back

jesus christ why she's literally the worst character on the show, nothing she does is in any way relevant to the plot or remotely interesting

>>79592823
DRAPE RUNNERS

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>>79592823
>>79592843

>>79591641
Well, for starters her name isn't Donna. That was just a charcter she played.

>>79592823
Spotted the pleb. Nadine's high school storyline was the most entertaining part of season 2.

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>>79592823
pleb detected

my college buddy is eskimo brothers with billy zane. ama.

>>79593361
can i have your autograph?

>>79591614
she looks way better in her 40s than she did in her teens, incredible

>>79593361
what did you have for breakfast last Thursday?

>>79592512
name?

>>79593319
No, that's Civil War Ben. Nadine's plotline was horrible with literally no redeeming elements, other than Ed's horrified expression, maybe.

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>>79593481
>Civil War Ben

>>79593481
the only redeeming element of Nadine is how Ed's character, his constant regret at having married this manfaced womanchild psycho cunt

Can someone explain to me how is the new season going to work? Coop's been getting girls BOBed for like 25 years. How do you go from that to... anything good?

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I'm on episode 4 of the second season now, so far it doesn't seem to be that bad.

One thing that got me wondering is the big disparity between the two season though
>season 1: 8 episodes
>season 2: 22 fucking episodes

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>>79593679
dude Lynch thought of everything, watch the last episode again

>>79593823
The first few episodes of s2 have the same quality as s1, it only gets worse after episode 9 when the killer is revealed. I suggest you just skip to the last episode after that.

>>79593860
>Lynch's been intentionally sitting on TP for 25 (twenty-fucking-five) years
No one is that mad, anon. It can't possibly be a part of some master plan... right?

>>79591399
Bobby>James

>>79593823
Wait for it. It's about to hit you. pretty sure its episodes 10-20 that are dogshit

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>>79594028
>No one is that mad
that's where you're wrong, kiddo

>>79593907
>I suggest you just skip to the last episode after that.
This is a recurring theme in Twin Peaks threads. I'm not shitting on you specifically anon, but why would anyone skip episodes when watching a TV show? Yeah the quality is lacking in the latter half of season 2 but there are still things going on in there that's leading up the events in the last episode. Also, there mgiht be stuff in there that are important for season 3.

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>>79594245
He's making the "you just got lynched" sign.

>>79594061
>Bobby still isn't happy when he's finally gotten Shelly as an offical gf, not having to sneak around and being scared of Leo.
What an ungrateful dick!

>>79588089
can I get a quick rundown on these guys?

>>79594251
>why would anyone skip episodes when watching a TV show
Because everything after episode 9 just ruins the entire thing. The tone changes entirely, the mystery degrades to children's television where they find secret runes and mechanisms in secret tunnels, stupid soap opera bullshit, the fucking James plotline, EVERYTHING is bad. I watched everything the first time and it left a really sour taste in my mouth. The second time I just watched the good parts and I loved it.

>>79594427
But the cave stuff is pretty important for finding the passageway to the black lodge. Also, the thing with Josie's "soul" or whatever might be important for season 3.

>>79594510
Josie won't return in season 3 though and thank god for that

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>>79594663
>Josie is just a doorknob with a soul now for all eternity
>Eventually the doorknob will be replaced and josie will be thrown out and live in a dump
>Josie will exist as a brass rock buried underground until tectonic activity pulls her down into the mantle and she is melted over the course of millenia is distributed evenly throughout the entire earth
>Josie becomes the soul of all copper and zinc materials on the planet earth until the heat death of the universe

>>79594801
That's what she gets for being a shit character, I guess.

>>79594801
She's more likely to possess other wood. Ghostwood...if you will.

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>>79594801
being Josie is suffering

>>79587025
Holy shit, I had no idea
Actually explains a lot. Dale and Annie's relationship never worked at all for me. Dale and Audrey actors had way more chemistry.

>>79594404
Quick rundown on them:
-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>79595022
>Dale and Annie's relationship never worked at all for me
agreed, and Annie won't return in s3 so we can safely conclude that Lynch holds the same opinion

>>79594801
OH HAWWIE I'M SO SCAWED

>>79595581
>tfw too intelligent not to ride the motorcycle out of town and back

Now post the unedited image.

Am I the only one that's glad that Lara Flynn Boyle shot down the Coop/Audrey love storyline? The idea of Coop (who is really one of the most All American Apple Pie heroes TV has ever seen) banging a high school slut is disturbing. It would have ruined his character.

>>79595745
what's wrong with banging high school sluts?

>>79595745
>>79595770
>slut
>is a virgin

>>79595770

Nothing for most guys, but Dale Cooper was a 100% Grade A US Noble Hero character. It would have ruined him if he hooked up with Audrey.

>>79595846

She was still a fucking cocktease every second she was on screen.

>>79595870
Wait so it's somehow morally wrong in the US to have sex with a consenting adult? This is fedoratipping deluxe, your country is a joke.

>>79595968

She was still in high school. (I honestly don't know that the age of consent law was in Washington state in 1990) and he was an FBI Agent (and from a tv character standpoint, he had a very strong moral compass and strict code of ethics).

Having sex with Audrey would have thrown that out the window (even if it was legal).

>>79594880
>4880▶
>>>79594801
>That's what she gets for being a shit character, I guess.
Underrated post

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>>79596012
>strict code of ethics
>fucks a married woman

>>79596331

He fell in love with her (not really an excuse, but that's different than fucking some local 16 year old whilst investigating a murder case).

>>79596371
Audrey was 18

>>79594251
Yeah SUFFER LIKE THE REST OF US DID YOU PUSSIES

There is a lot of good stuff amidst all the shit though. Denise Bryson, some Major Briggs stuff, Albert complimenting Coop's fashion sense.

>>79596012
I think it would be an interesting foreshadow if he did fuck her because it would show that he isn't as wholesome and pure as he says he is. So when he goes to the black lodge where you only survive if you're completely pure it would have been more tense.

But then again one of the things I like about the ending is how Coop was ultimately human and got corrupted even though he was the best guy in town

>>79596391

Oh ok, well she was still in high school.

>>79596421
>I think it would be an interesting foreshadow if he did fuck her because it would show that he isn't as wholesome and pure as he says he is. So when he goes to the black lodge where you only survive if you're completely pure it would have been more tense.

Yeah, that could have been cool.

>But then again one of the things I like about the ending is how Coop was ultimately human and got corrupted even though he was the best guy in town

No doubt about it. Coop falling for Windham Earls wife is perfect example of this.

>>79587590
She took the bogpill

How did Josie get trapped in the black lodge? I forgot

>>79596746
Not sure she got trapped in the black lodge the same way Cooper and Laura got trapped there. Bob killed her right after she killed Eckhardt and her soul got stuck in a door knob at the Great Northern hotel.

>>79596746
She got killed by ghosts and then her soul got trapped in a doorknob because reasons

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Why didn't Frodo just return the ring to the black lodge?

>>79596985
Import taxes were too high

>>79596976
ghostwood

>>79588985
Is that Donny Jeep?

>>79597952
BRAVO LYNCH/FROST

>>79595968
>>79596012
The age of consent in Washington is 16 so even if she wasn't 18 it would still be legal. Though there's still a stigma about having sex with someone under 18 but it isn't illegal.

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>>79587564
>Andy's thought bubble
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

>>79585177
It's crazy how much her personality changed in season 2. She was almost unrecognizable.

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>"He's just so boring"

>>79600481
good thing she's still hot, at least one thing to look forward to in May

>imblying you would't let Billy Zane pop your cherry
Fags.

Also
Maddy>Laura.

>>79600541
and dumb

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>she'll never transfer your call to the phone on the table by the red chair. The red chair against the wall. The little table, with the lamp on it. The lamp that we moved from the corner. The black phone, not the brown phone.
why even live?

>>79598715
Keep it foolish

Hey, I just found the Diane tapes at a thrift store. pretty good.

>>79599909
I can't remember this scene, from what I've searched it happens in the little nick plot, right?

Have any screens?

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>>79601791
oh, david

that was borderline experimental

>>79600481
Shelly is the best girl in Twin Peaks

>>79601483
She's cute as fuck in real life too and she's barely aged, this is a 60 year old woman apparently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7Ue1KMWNAU

>>79601887
it might have been one of those other directos right

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>>79602426
Ass compositing is a Lynch trademark though.

>>79601791
delete this

>>79601791
Pure kino.

>>79602426
I wouldn't doubt if Lynch intentionally sabotaged all those filler episodes they demanded him to do. Those filler plot lines are so bad it's hard to believe it wasn't made on purpose.

>>79596434
>it's morally okay to fuck your partner's wife
>but it's morally wrong to fuck a consenting adult because she's in school
shut the fuck up

>>79600481
Shelly a cute

>>79586997
Coop made the right choice, Audrey just jumps on the next best dick she can find while Annie literally becomes a nun when something doesn't work out