>watching a movie with a friend >friend spends the whole

>>79581747
What movie was it

Maybe texting was a symptom not the cause.

>>79581758
Apocalypse now

>>79581771
He was right to say that

>>79581771
Dude i just watched that with a "friend" and it sucked

There are people who live pointless life and will never understand that the research of the true beauty is the only thing that matters.

>>79581771
honestly? not the best example.

>>79581780
how does it feel being a massive faggot

>>79581771
I've seen it at least 3 times and yet the only scene I remember is napalm.

>>79581747
I watched Pulp Fiction a couple months ago with a friend and he fell asleep.

>Recommend friend a horror movie
>Tell him its got a good atmosphere and is well made
>Watches it and bitches that it sucked the next day
>Watched it at 2pm with his music on, chatting to people on fucking facebook
>'You said it was atmospheric, I didn't even jump once!'

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>>79581798 There are people who live pointless life and will never understand that the research of the true beauty is the only thing that matters.

>>79581771
original or directors cut?

>>79581893
Original

Can any of you recommend any pleb-filter kino?

>>79582010
the dark knight

>>79582010
easily.
Planet of the Dinosaurs.

>>79582010
2001

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>>79582010

>pleb-filtered
>kino

>>79582137
I remember watching that with my brother. Said that Kimi no Na wa. was the better movie

>>79582043
Rises?

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>watching a movie
>with a friend

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>friend shows me stupid meme video
>i click away
>wow your attention span is terrible

>>79582208
>watching a movie

>watching a movie with a friend
>lean on his shoulder
>fall asleep

>>79581747
>watching movie with friend
>he starts sucking my dick
>cum buckets in his mouth
>mfw neither of us are gay
>movie was Robocop (2014) btw

>>79581771
well, its long as fuck, not very engaging unless you're actively interested in watching it and finishing it

>watch movie with friend
>they spend all their time on imdb looking up the actors and telling me other movies they've been in, potentially spoiling the movie for themselves

>want to you watch movie with friend
>have you seen this before?
>'no i haven't put it on'
>halfway through movie
>'oh wait a minute i have already seen this/saw the best scene of the movie in a youtube clip'

>>79581747
Whenever my friend brings a pleb tier kino I just pretend to like it. Or get drunk..

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>Watch NCFOM with my friend
>he loves it
He usually likes mediocre flicks and I'm trying to improve his taste. So far, it works better than I anticipated.

>>79582010
Babe 2: Pig in the City

>>79582010
Full Metal Jacket.

>>79581747
Maybe he was being ironic

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>watch Killing Them Softly with a friend
>friend watches the first 5 minutes then gets on his phone
>from time to time he takes a quick peak at the movie then starts to play with his phone again
>movie is done
>"what did you think?"
>"well, it was really slow and boring, and the story didnt go anywhere"
>mfw you only saw like 20 minutes of the movie
I didnt bother to argue with him i just accepted the loss and moved on to the next movie.
.... Son of Saul, which went even worse.

>>79585493

>story didn't go anywhere
>nothing happened

I feel like stupid plebs say this sort of thing a lot. Every movie has to have the cape shit good guys beat the bad guy resolution or the plot was meaningless to them

And I actually watch cape shit all the time, I'm not personally against wasting a few hours with that kind of thing, but it does seem to have a negative effect on cultural understanding of cinema

>watch movie with a friend
>we start sucking eachother off

>watch rape scene with friend
>he bites his lip

I was actually alone

>>79585749
>see some worthless action shit
>the story actually goes nowhere and nothing actually happens story wise, no characterization the whole time

'That was a really good movie, it was full of action!'

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>>79581747

>>79583454
I hate that sinking feeling of starting a movie and then they suddenly remember they saw it and realize they don't have to care about watching it anymore.

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>>79581747
>watch movie with friend
>he won't shut the fuck up or stop looking at his phone

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>watch movie with friends
>they talk over important parts

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>Tried to watch Braveheart with mum
>Fell asleep during Stirling.

>>79581747
>watch movie with girl
>get boobage
>is nice

>>79581747
>watch movie with friend
>he tries to suck your dick halfway thru

WTF this happen to anyone else?

>>79586849
>friend is sucking my dick
>halfway through he puts on a movie

HECK

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>Watching SW with your roommate
>At the end he says that the plot was to complex

Actually happened to a friend of mine

>>79582642
>he sucks your dick
>you don't suck him off in return
Yeah you are pretty gay

>>79581747
>>watching a movie with a friend
that was your first mistake, hombre

>>79587164
I wouldn't have a problem with watching something with a friend of mine, but when most of them are poorly into cinema and think of Nolan as the alpha and omega of it, I just want to die.

>at a party
>someone asks what my favorite movie is
>think at first >having favorites lel
>then decide that's too autistic
>try to pick something pleb friendly but fairly quality
>Initial thought is A Clockwork Orange
>realize everyone who knows the movie will think I'm an edgy faggot
>think even harder
>Maybe a Coen Brothers movie
>Next thought is There Will Be Blood
>Realize everyone who doesn't know the movie will think I'm an edgy faggot
>"anon....your favorite movie?"
>"uhhh uhhhhhh ahhhhh Pulp Fiction?"
>hate myself for the rest of the night

>watching movie with friends
>suddenly realize I have no friends
>[schizofrenia intensifies]

>>79582074
Holy fuck I thought I was the only one that's seen that movie.

>>79588706
>pulp fiction
>hate myself for the rest of the night

Thats a good normie answer though anon, you did good

>>79582137
Nope
Normies are so bored by it

>>79585343
At the end he was complaining about the whole movie and concluded that anime was the better media.

>>79586115
If it was an action movie and the action was good, what's the problem

>>79582010
The Deer Hunter

>>79581790
>"Friend"
What did he mean by this?

>>79591371
We hang out but hes an asshole and i dont like him much

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>>79588706
>university
>socializing with classmates and the topic drifts to movies
>discussing the plot of some random crime thriller
>me "haha that's kinda like silence of the lambs"
>my classmates looked confused
>"what is silence of the lambs?"

>watching show with friend
>"wow this is boring!"
>it was M*A*S*H

>>79582010
Anything beyond transformers, most romcoms, MCU and DCEU. Anything made before 2000.
Plebs are guaranteed to say it's "boring" or that "they don't understand it"

>>79581747
Happened to me last year.
>go to watch The Nice Guys in a yearly friend reunion
>our resident /fit/ sperglord gets on his phone right about the moment Crowe got on screen
>afterwards we argue about how the plot was a tad nonsensical but the movie is fun all the way through
>he finally gets his eyes up from Tinder or something
>says that that movie was shit and boring
Fakin hel