WB: >So, Mel, how's the Suicide Squad script going?

That was not funny but I still laughed

Mel Gibson's Jewicide Squad, starring the supervillain Sugar Tits.

To save the world, she must blow him before the jacuzzi.

>>79580924
>Harley Quinn gets raped by a pack of NIGGERS
Jesus Christ Mel

>>79580961
Mel:
>she deserved it. Did you see the way she was dressed?!

>>79580868
Is Mel Gibson a huge DC fan?

>>79581000
apparently he needs the money and doesn't care if he ever makes a good movie again.

>>79581097
Id much rather he stick to passion projects. He needs to make his Viking movie.

>>79581136
Passion 2

>>79581000
No he hates capeshit. He's reading Suicide Squad comics right now, that DC sent over, to decide if it's something he might be interested in.

Mel could legitimately be the thing to redeem the DCEU.

What a world.

>>79580924
finally a decent movie out of the dceu, who would have thought

>>79581210
Wonder which ones they sent over.

>>79580924
>Jewicide Squad

Kek, I'd watch the fuck outta this.

Holocaust squad

Please based Mel, make this kino

>>79580868
>a scene where Joker bombs a synagogue
>real life footage

>>79581210
I doubt he'll end up making it. The comics (as much as I like them) are really immoral and he's a hardcore Christfag at this point so he won't do it unless it has some sort of positive message.

>1940s DCEU

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>>79580868
yo, mel, you have to tone it down man come on we've talked about this, now give me your new approach, I'm all ears!

>>79580868
WB:
>That's so great, Mel! Who's the villain?
Mel:
>That hook-nosed short merchant type of a guy who loves money more than anything.

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>>79581450
WB:
>uhmm Mel, do we really need lots of these posters for the movie?

Mel:
>its for aesthetic, i'm trying to show something in this movie

>WB:
>Mel, what crimes were these supervillains guilty of that got them put in prison in the first place?
>Mel:
>Crucifying my Lord and Savior.

>>79581501
Kek

>>79581566
fucking mel I swear...

>>79581280
i wonder if Mel (hell of a jewish first name there, btw) has seen Inglourious Basterds?

>>79581566
The romans?

>>79581633
no, mel isn't a pleb

>WB: Mel, I'm not sure about this new design for the Joker, featuring gold teeth and that arm tattoo --
>Mel: I TOLD you he's called THE JEWKER!

>>79581636
i like Paul Mavrides' take on this.

"The Jews didn't kill Jesus. The Romans didn't kill Jesus. The COPS killed Jesus."

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>>79581501

WB:
>So Mel, do anything special for Valentine's Day?

Mel:
>I just took my parter to see my favourite romanantic comedy.

WB:
>oh cool. What movie?

Mel:
>schindler's list. Great movie apart from the PC ending.

WB
>*this guys a fucking lunatic*

WB:
>Maybe this isn't the right project. What about Justice Lea --
Mel:
>You're mispronouncing the first syllable!

Seriously, Mel...

>>79581719
i dont get and im smart, you are a faggot

>>79581748
Hint: Suicide Squad : Jewicide Squad
Joker : Jewker
Justice League : J__stice League

>>79581824
oh...haha

So that's it, huh? We some kind of, SS Nazi death Squad?

>>79581719
>>79581824
I thought you were getting at "Just Us" league

>>79581719
Judas League?

In a surprise DCEU cameo, Superman reverses the Earth's rotation to reverse time so the Nazis can win World War 2

>>79581844
mel ffs stop that shit

>>79581844
Yep that's why Mel decided to bring El Diablo back to life. He said guy has a lot of potential.

Holy shit I just realised the initials of Suicide Squad are S.S. Jesus it all makes sense now.

Mel:
> I think Superman should be a blonde muscular man witih blue eyes

>>79581972
what are you trying to say, mel?

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>starring Seth Rogen as the villain

The reviews write themselves:

"Triumph of the Will (Smith!)" -- The Aryan Review of Kino

"Mein Komfy!" -- Hooray for Hollycaust Magazine

"The Final Solution -- for FUN!" -- Rex Reed

>>79582111
"Comfy Kino" - /TV/

>>79582132
you fucked it up

WB: okay Mel, so you want this character who got away with crimes all these years but now they finally caught him?
Mel: yeah, but it's a she
WB: okay, who should we cast?
Mel: Winona Ryder
WB: uhm... and has the old stone oven you ordered anything to fo with it
Mel: ...
WB: damn it Mel

Mel:
> Okay, our main villains is so called Kashgrabbin Israial Krhisthating Ejudah's Sons that try to control population of Earth with a help of artifact called Holy Wood

Mel
>ok here's the pitch - " The SS think they're finally free, but little did they know the worst is yet to come. Whilst on a mission in the Middle East, bad turns to worse when their helicopter crashes and they become stuck in Israel."

WB:
>Mel, for the last time: we can't change her name to Harley Caust!

WB:
> Uh, Mel... We think Death in June's All pigs must die song is a bad choice for soundtrack

>>79580868
Gibson won't do it. It's just like when he pretended to listen to Meryl Streep's speech, same thing with SS2 - everyone knows he hates capeshit but he's pretending to be interested anyway.

He's playing nice.

Horrible and forced.
2/100, come up with something better.

>>79582655
You forget the fact that even after the success of Hacksaw Ridge, Mel isn't exactly being flooded with job offers and he probably still wants to direct some of his own passion projects in the future. That shit requires money, lots of it. Exactly what a big high profile blockbuster movie would make him.

>>79581163
>Passion 2
electric boogaloo

>>79583100
Yeah that was my second thought. SS2 will be a big hit, even if it's shitty, it's pretty much guaranteed.

Mel needs that kind of big blockbuster success to get his epic viking movie Berserker financed. People won't blame him if SS2 sucks, everyone will blame WB.

>>79582655

He needs money to do his Viking and Ancient Greek war films tho

>>79585090
They might give him an Affleck deal and give him a film of his choice if he agrees to direct some cape films

>>79580868

Finally saw Hacksaw Ridge. Pretty good, alright for the most part but it just kind ends and they tack on the real world interviews. Chick that played the wife was hot, amazing blue eyes.

Solid 6/10

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>Make a religious porn movie that only rednecks and white trash like
>Get drunk and when a cop pulls you over you express your love for sand niggers
>Beg your Jewish overlords for forgiveness and apologize multiple times, but they show no mercy and kill your career
>Become an even bigger alcoholic in your depression
>Your wife cucks you for a nigger
>You get caught on tape crying about how upset you are that your wife is cucking you for a nigger
>Now trying to appease his masters by making an anti-war movie glamorizing a soldier who refused to kill the enemy, starring a Jewish actor

Is there a bigger cuck in Hollywood than Mel Gibson?

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>>79582111
>The Aryan Review of Kino
I'd read it religiously.
Nice trips btw.

>>79580868
>he calls it the "Cabal of Merchants"
>casts all Jews
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

I would watch a Biblical Suicide Squad.
J. Christ, aka The son. Sentenced to death by crucifixion, unless you join a team we are building.

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>>79581450
>>79581501
>>79581696

>>79580924
Pure kino

>>79580868
CAN'T QUELL THE MEL

If I were WB, I'd write Mel a blank check and give him total creative control of the DCEU, if he's willing.

Say what you want about the guy's personal life, but he can turn any shit script (and washed-up actor) into oscar gold.

>>79580924
has Mel ever written / directed a movie that heavily featured female characters?

I can´t think of any

>>79585563
JUST

>>79581097
I don´t see how anybody could on /tv/ could Mel directing it as a bad thing

I think it would finally be a franchise were his dark humor works.

can´t wait for him to once again hide waldo in a mass grave

>>79585363
This makes the most sense, plus I genuinely think he'd be perfect for the source material (Suicide Squad).

Getting Mel Gibson to direct a cape movie is like getting Garth Ennis.

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I wonder if Will Smith will work with Mel seeing as Mel hates Niggers

Anyway....Mel is making it so it will be great