HERE'S A NEW THING WHITE PEOPLE BE DOING. BRAAAP POSTING.

smelly nigger breath

kill yourself quickly

Isn't this the guy that wants to genocide all dentists?

>>79578821
look I'm just gonna be honest here but BRAAPPP posting is fundamentally flawed

look at the space between her ass cheeks vs. the probable location of her balloon knot.

There's no way that that amount of hiney (which is almost all hips, and no hiney to be honest) would have enough intercheek tension to produce a BRRAAAPPP kind of noise.

If she was wearing yoga pants, or significantly fatter in the ass rather than the hips, then maybe. But this hiney is most likely going to produce more PFFTT type air-y farts than loud, BRRRAPPPP-y ones.

I mean just look at the spot where her turdcutter should be. There's guaranteed to be only 1.5-2 inches of skin max there. Definitely not enough to produce any kind of BRRAAPPPP

Also, that is clearly a Papa John's cheese pizza, which is almost certainly composed of pre-partially frozen crust, and chemical cheese substitute. Both of those would combine to be more of a gastric brick than a gas bubble. She's gonna be straining on the toilet later, not leaking out loud wet ass barks.

MAYBE if she was standing up, the fat in her caboose would redistribute downwards enough to provide the necessary crack pressure for a BRRRAPPPP, but right now, you're not getting anything close

I hope this helps.

>>79578870
fart sounds come from your asshole lips vibrating together, educate yourself plebian

>>79578856
Chris Rock is a brit?

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Makes sense that a nigger would be attracted to asses. I mean they are monkeys after all. And monkeys like asses. Also he's black.

>>79579256
good post helper

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>>79578975

>>79578955
Have you never pulled your asscheeks apart and tried to fart? There's no noise, your anus just releases a gust of air and that's it.