Hey, do you folks put any tv shows or movies in the background while you do other stuff like taxes, homework, vidya, etc?
If so, what are your choice background kinos?
>>79573396
>wonder if that is real
>google reverse search
> brenda song playboy
damn
>>79573396
No. It's 2017. There are podcasts and youtube videos now. No need to flip on whatever is on tv for desperate background noise. At least no need when I am by myself. With normies I have to put on music or television. They hate me anyways which is why I am alone more often than not.
Is selena gomez the only disney actress that's still somewhat relevant?
ASMR
>>79573396
I like to have Lord of the Rings on while I do my income tax
>>79573396
That's how I'm mostly watch tv and movies
>>79573681
Me too
Split screen. 1 part moviesandshows 1 part 4chan for shitposting
>>79573651
Yeah, you kinda sound like a bit of an asshole to be honest famalam. But then again, this is /tv/, expect everyone to be.
>>79573863
yes, and shitposting here. I guess what I'm asking is are there any kinos that are popular with normies that sort of suck that I could put on in the background? I want to give my true kinos my undivided attention.
Dateline
>>79573396
I watch "Hand Expression" vids on youtube.
>>79573396
You just know niggas aint gon talk about sheit except that phat ass asian
>>79573396
Nah. I can't neglect actual tv and movie to do that
>>79573681
same
>>79574050
it's playboy tease shit
>>79573396
my dick
>>79573681
>>79573853
>>79574059
>having the voice of a slut who sucks a million dicks that close to your ears
cucks, everyone knows ASMR girls are sex freaks
Comfy as fuck. Great background show.
>>79574138
agree with this guy, its almost just a show about two dudes living life
>>79573396
taxes are illegal
>>79573681
>>79573853
dumb frogposter
>>79573396
Her vagina probably tastes of hot peppers and sodium.
>>79574192
I'm not a frog, but I can be whatever you want baby
>>79573688
I feel like we could be friends
>>79574138
slightly more patrician but still comfy
>>79574212
Sounds eatable tbhfam, I'd go down on Brenda Song.
Trashy looking Asians are such a turn on. I'd probably love a sex trip to Thailand if I wasn't indoctrinated into being afraid of casual sex.
>>79574050
Yep, Brenda Song is probably my favorite of the Disney alums.
Her and Debby Ryan.
>>79574268
>Sounds eatable tbhfam
That's what I was implying, broseph.
Absolutely.
>>79573674
Demi Lovato is very popular, maybe even more so that Gomez
>>79573396
Stargate SG1 is a pretty good choice. Nice and long.
>>79574050
You know it my nigga.
>>79573396
London Tipton looks like that now???
>>79573396
Brenda Song is feetkino
>>79573396
>>79574316
>this is Brenda
WTF
but didn't she get BLACKED? Also >dead career
>>79574306
I forgot about her, but I agree that she's probably more popular.
>>79574280
I can't find anything that lewd for Debby Ryan.
What is it with disney turning girls into sluts, Walt would be spinning in his grave
fuck i just deleted my morgan lee folder
>>79574382
All females are sluts?
>>79574316
hnnnnnnnngggg i fucking love asians
>>79574415
>/r9k/
>>79574316
lewd
>>79574316
Why couldn't she be Motoko Kusanagi? I know Motoko doesn't have Asian features, but at least Brenda has a femenine and fit body unlike Sfatjo
>>79574467
I doubt a disney show teen star has the acting chops to play Major during her existential crisis
>>79574436
Why can't you just have some funwith me?
>>79574524
sorry im not gay my dude
>>79573396
CHINCC
>>79574558
It's not gay if we don't look each other in the eyes
>>79574629
>>79574419
I don't care what anonymous says, you're alright in my book.
>>79574382
Did Shirley Temple become a slutty adult? That's the only girl I know interacted with Walt.
>>79574509
Yeah, because Sjewfo has such superv acting skills. Also playing a emotionless robot must be hard
>>79573396
I usually put something on while I eat. It has to be something I've seen a million times, something comfy, and something that generally isn't too gross.
My go-to eating shows are Futurama and American Dad.
>>79574316
Dick Status: Muh
No wonder I fap to JAV
>>79574975
I like your style.
>>79574994
Rie Tachikawa or Anri Okita.my favorite is Romihi Nakamura
>>79573396
joe rogan podcast
>>79575035
Yua Aida
>>79574099
This.
It's pretty pathetic.
>>79575132
meh
and a ching chong nip nong to you young lady
>>79575265
What episode of sweet life of zack and cody is this from?
>>79574099
>listening to female-made ASMR
cuck
>>79575477
>listening to a guy whispering into your ear
>>79574152
lots of blatant product placement and artificial situations though
>>79575511
>not listening to a guy whispering into your ear
You some sort of hetero scum?
What the fuck? Fucking pedos and footfags shitting on ASMR
It's chill as fuck dude. You guys have too much hate inside of you honestly
>>79575547
I don't see any unironic shitting on ASMR here
>>79575525
nut you're not paying too much attention to it anyway, so it's all good, right?
>>79573688
Do you like the scenes with Smaug?
>>79575547
>>79575571
didn't it peak like two years ago?
i haven't seen any posting of it for a long time. i dont' even know of any good asmrers anymore. give recs pls if there are any..
>>79573606
>playboy
>current year
>non-nude galleries now
It was good while it lasted
I think KOTH is one of the best background shows ever made. It has the perfect level of jokes/dialogue to let your brain focus on something else without it being tiresome. Whenever I'm working on something or other in my shed I always leave it running of I want something more than music.
A lot of people say AM radio, but if they're talking about a subject that I'm not knowledgeable in or interested in it takes my attention away from what I'm doing
I only unironically shit on male ASMR because I am not gay
I like mouth sounds by qt girls and inanimate object sounds
I don't like role playing shit by girls but it's tolerable
>>79575740
I think it's at the highest point nowadays, but i didnt watch asmr two years ago so i wouldn't know
I like to put documentaries on on my other monitor as I work, since usually movies are very visually based and I always get distracted and want to watch, but a lot of docos are just talking heads and could just be a podcast
>>79575823
there were dedicated threads for it on /tv/ a few years ago
>>79575265
woah, rude, same could be said about Anri and with more reason.
>>79575848
Oh wow really
Who were /tv/'s favorites?
>>79575816
female doctor or nurse roleplays are great
reminds me when I was a kid and I used to play pretend with the girls on street, they made me sit on their beds and pretend to be sick while did a checkup. I guess ASMR was the feeling it gave me back then as well
>>79575790
They said they'd reintroduced nudes like this week, anonymous.
>>79575901
You're right you pointed out the only exception, because it isnt cringy fake girlfriend shit
>>79575901
With some girls i really get this unconditional love, sort of. Sure it can be said they're doing it for money, but i dont know. Either they're very good at faking it or they really like doing that. Givers and takers, you know. Some women really are givers.
Takes me back to the childhood too, the times where i didn't get much love.
>>79575855
That's fine by me, anonymous. I only mentioned her because she's so popular.
>>79575922
I dislike gf roleplay stuff too, feels so corny
>Girl has a bf
>Includes him in her videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_td4YZNDAkY
>>79576025
This.
Automatically goes into the trash.
>>79575901
I can stand the massage therapist, doctor, nurse and reiki session roleplays. Most other stuff is awkward. I hate the girlfriend or positive affirmation shit, makes me cringe hard - and I worry for guys that actively seek that out.
Male ones are strange, depends on my mood. Sometimes it feels really awkward and creepy, sometimes they're decent. I like this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF-tRM3saCQ
He's a goof, but quite creative.
reminder that she pretended to be pregnant to get him to propose to her
>>79573396
>taxes
>>79576025
>>79576061
Why do they even do that? Whenever a girl talks about her bf i want to switch to another vid, let alone showing the guy
That asmr girl sucks btw. Shes hot i suppose, but sucks
>>79576025
I don't really mind, at least you know they're normal. The single ones are suspicious because you worry they're like Cherry Crush or that Italian MILF that did fart porn videos
>>79576104
>that Italian MILF that did fart porn videos
sauce now
>>79576088
he must have a huge dong.
Intentional ASMR videos are shit.
The best videos are ones that trigger that feeling without trying to.
I love low quality vidya game videos recorded on a camcorder so you can hear the clicks of the controller.
>>79576097
Because it's like dangling a carrot in front of you and then pulling it away.
>lolno i have a bf silly!!! :P
>>79576155
video games and ASMR do not mix in my experience
>>79576155
I get ASMR from watching ethnic girls play their native music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rriRygwsXw
>>79576155
>The best videos are ones that trigger that feeling without trying to.
But they're rare finds. There are no qts that do this
>>79576025
>BF is much uglier and seemingly uninteresting than you are but has a cute gf when you cant get one
Also THOSE EARS AHAHAHAHA
>>79576166
It sounds like printing money. There just hasn't been quality cute grill to do it yet.
>>79576224
>There just hasn't been quality cute grill to do it yet
I've seen some girls do ASMR gaming videos, they just suck because their equipment (both recording and their actual PC, if they use one instead of a laptop) suck. Also they usually suck at the game or play super casual games (Elder Scrolls, Sims, Mass Effect etc).
>>79576166
Like I said, it has to be unintentional.
>>79576088
>ywn have an Asian bimbo gf that does stuff like that out of love
>>79573396
no....never before....but that does seem like a pretty excellent idea..... thanks a lot OP
>>79576184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhJ7DZdL0AQ
>>79576097
Just an aside but need to share because I dont have a blog
I got rejected by a girl I work with a month ago after the first date and she wanted to friendzone me so I just quit texting her altogether and when she brought up another guy she is dating this week I told her straight up that I don't want to talk with her anymore.
Was that a bitch move or did I do right?
>>79573396
She looks exactly like an Asian Ana de Armas.
You cannot unsee it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enjiQ6UHq10
Only acceptable ASMR girl with a bf
>>79576325
Probs best thing to do. I have two mates who nearly killed themselves because they were messed around by girls like that.
>>79576371
Her cheeriness and happiness makes me uncomfortable.
>>79576325
you did good, famm. you did good.
>>79576396
Yeah a part of me still feels like shit over being rejected by her after having really great conversations and seeming to be into each other only to be suddenly dropped and friendzoned the day after but that part of me gets smaller by the day and I am mostly able to ignore her pretty easily.
I just need to find another girl to help me completely get over it, but that could take me years kek
>>79573396
something high in quantity and low in quality
>>79576361
no. ana looks like a ryan newman.
>>79573396
bbc world news or nature documentaries
>>79576396
>I have two mates who nearly killed themselves because they were messed around by girls like that.
This happened to my roommate a few years ago, but he was such acting like such an insufferable numale at the time I didn't care. I only bothered to help him out when I caught him attempting to stand over our balcony hand rail. Turns out he was only acting like a SJW to get her attention, it was so pathetic and sad.
Don't change yourself for a woman, it's dehumanizing to see.
>>79573396
I want her thighs around my head
>>79576025
I rage.
>>79576325
You did good. Hoping the first date was alright.
I asked the girl I liked at work today if she was cool with closing up by herself, and she sardonically told me that she could handle it. At least you got that far, dude.
>>79576371
>metal fork on a non-stick pan
fucking dropped
I REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT ASMR IS....I HAVE NEVER FELT IT....WHAT DOES IT DO?I HAVE BAD ANXIETY TOO HELP ME REEEEEEEEE
>But,if ASMR is anything like i think it is...Pro Wrestling does the trick for me.....or cricket....anything that is long drawn and with lazy commentary and slow paced action.....also,NEWS channels
>>79575511
>Listening to a human being whispering into your ear instead of the soothing sounds of someone cleaning a keyboard
>>79576659
The first date was great
Only awkward part was the hug at the end because up until that point we had a great time, great conversations, maintained eye contact, etc and then seemed like she wanted to leave as soon as we got outside the restaurant
>tfw you find lots of perfect ASMR channels with barely any views or subscribers and keep them secret
I honestly recommend going out there and finding some for yourself
Is that Brenda Song
>>79576714
it's tingles, feels comfy
>>79574321
>You liked the dumb spoiled girl better
I don't know but that's just my type
>>79576749
Stop posting smug frogs and share.
Nobody else will know.
Posting superior girl
>>79576659
not a good profile tbqfh
>>79576801
fucking gross anonymous, you should seriously consider ending your life.
>>79573396
Fargo s1 is GodTier asmrkino op.... try iy
>>79574377
She is still working for Disney, wait until she leaves the Mouse.
>>79574415
Do all men have sexual urges and send sexual signals to the opposite sex?
Do all WOMEN have sexual urges and send sexual signals to the opposite sex TOO?
>>79576801
The nosejob ruined her
>>79576857
Nig nose
>>79577153
Haha, naw nigga. You probably like men if you prefer Tisdale to Song.
>>79577360
Moon face and a nig nose :0
I dont like either tbqh
I sometimes put on a TV or show movie when I'm playing EU4, because if I'm not warring there is literally fuck all to do in that game.
post moartisdale
>>79577661
>>79574226
that damn dove
>>79577845
Who is that?
>>79576088
>whoa look at all those tattoos he must be a real rude dude
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wjFahULCK8
WTF
>>79575740
I never even saw those /tv/ threads, but the ASMR community is still growing with new stuff
>>79573606
Why do Disney girls keep doing this?
>>79578029
Because Disney kids in general have no drive to improve their craft. They are succeeding in the industry early so they don't realize that they are in fact kids with no real experience.
>>79576714
Have you tried it with earphones?
People have different preferences.
I personally love ear cupping videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwjH727NzJA
>>79577919
im feeling suicidal now
>>79578253
ASMR makes me irrationally angry,it sounds so annoying.
>>79575790
Does anybody else find it generally hotter when girls aren't totally nude? For some reason I find it way more appealing.
Even when I'm fucking my gf, I prefer to just pull her tits out of her shirt and hike her skirt up than actually have her take it all off.
>>79577919
mid to late 00's were the fucking worst of times
>>79578004
ASMR girls are downright creeps. And I say that as I regular /tv/ browser.
>>79578486
Go suck some toes
Brenda's parents are from Thailand and China
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brenda_Song
>>79578486
Sorry brother, not my fetish.I'm into axilla./spoiler]
>>79576088
WHITED
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>>79578373
Yes
>>79577845
who's that guy?
>>79578360
me too, there used to be a channel named swedishsnowflake asmr, is now long deleted but it was amazing, there were 20 to 30 min videos of this girl massagin and putting lotion on her sweet and perfect swedish feet....good times
pic related is her
>>79578693
More like inbreded.
>>79579356
WHAT A MUTHAFUCKING HOOAH
>>79579356
>those japanese asmr girls that rub their feet with stockings on
>>79579549
post that link faggot
>>79576325
Probably for the best. That road is how I ended up sleeping with a married woman which imploded about as horribly as you might expect
>>79579634
WTF she deleted her videos
it had fucking feet tickling and everything
>>79580120
you are a disgrace my man
>>79580141
I've been scouring youtube for like an hour. The jap girls always delete their channels out of embarrassment after like two months. Should've fuckin downloaded it
I'll check my history
>>79580194
naah, i feel you, i should've fucking downloaded swedishsnowflake videos too
i had amazing faps with those cutie little toes
>>79577919
>dance battle
>police bring riot shields
>?
>>79576801
Not posting best Hellcat.
>>79580218
so yeah I've been looking through my history for hours, pre sure it's gone
>>79574014
Top fucking kek dude
Vastly underrated
>>79573396
great muffs
>>79581470
Thanks for getting things back on track, anonymous.
Now, documentaries, nature shows, Fargo, BBC World News, Stargate, American Pickers... am I missing anything?
>>79573396
Sports Channel
Kenny Vs Spenny is comfiest background Canadacore
Or just listen to a podcast like a normal person, you freak bitches.
Brenda and Aly
>>79576325
It is NEVER a bitch move to tell a bitch to fuck off. Never. Especially when you have a great case.
>>79576325
You did it fucking perfect man. If you're going to be in the friendzone don't prolong it by talking about her new boyfriend.
Fuck her, get her out of your life.
>>79577919
Holy shit this was on the radio all the time in early 2010
>>79578375
tell me about it, I saw them live
>>79581753
>Slayer
I'm in love. This must be what it's like to have a waifu... but I totally know she isn't pure. FUCK THIS CONFLICT IN MY SOUL.
>know a girl that looks like Brenda but with bigger boobs and ass
guys how do I gf?
>>79582814
talk to her
get her number
ask her out
ask her out again
ask her out again
???
profit
>>79581470
She needs to be bread by the white man
>>79582814
All I can give you is a basic overview of how I eventually got a gf: I stopped giving as much of a shit about what other people think.
I saw a girl I thought was hot? Fuck it, I'd quickly find a chance to talk to her. Then at some point I'd try asking her out.
I mean if she says no, so what? I'll probably never see her again anyways, so I'm not exactly going to care about it ever again after that day. And if you just keep doing that shit it eventually works.
>>79582342
>... but I totally know she isn't pure.
it's not like you are either. be real.
>>79574316
mommy
>>79582932
Don't forget 'flashing your hard cock at her at inopportune moments, like family reunions or church'. That always seals the deal.
>>79583183
oh, duh. never had a waifu before, but i thought it was all about zealous purity. which is different here. here, it's just lust.
>>79583031
What if the girl I like is a co-worker?
>>79583969
Dating a co-worker is all around a bad idea unless it's based on pretty strong grounds. But if you still wanna try it while keeping your job, don't use the "I don't give a fuck" technique.
>>79582342
It's not a Slayer shirt though. Nowadays they sell Slayer, Testament and Exodus t-shirts at fucking Walmart anyway, it doesn't mean anything.
>>79584174
MOTHERFUCKER? YOU THINK A FINE BITCH LIKE BRENDA SONG SHOPS AT FUCKING WALMART???
I OUTTA BEAT THE LIVING FUCK OUTTA YOU.
I always put on some harmless rom com in the background. It's not only for the sound, i also like seeing some scenes of the movie at times. So when I'm doing nothing I can just make me a sandwich with a drink, sit down, and enjoy
Also surfing youtube channels for indie movie journalism and movie news, videogame news in general.
>>79584194
I doubt that Kanye West shops at Walmart either, yet I've seen his Testament and Megadeth shirts at Walmart too. My point was that it doesn't mean anything.
>>79582959
> bread
You wanna coat her in crumbs and ?. Man some people have weird fetishes here.
>>79573905
80s and 90s action movies.
>>79584282
>implying kanye doesnt know about megadeth
>>79582342
She and Aly have a history...
>>79573396
I always watch movies at 1.5x speed and while doing something else- it's the most efficient way to do it, and also to keep up with all movies
even at the movie theater I always tip the projectionist to speed up video and audio while I keep up on social media
>>79584282
I met shaqs wife or gf w/e at Walmart. You'd be surprised.
>>79584428
truly a man of modern times
>>79584372
SET A COURSE... FOR INTERCOURSE
>>79584428
>most efficient way to do it
>while doing something else
naw, you're a fucking pleb.
>i always tip the projectionist
nigga i'll bet you $20 you're broke as fuck you fucking liar.
Various aircraft engine sounds.
Are americanized asians the best asians?
maybe if i'm playing a game or something but having a tv show on when you're doing something like taxes or homework is retarded. i hope you make an error in your tax returns and go to prison
>>79573396
>slopes
>>79584793
Yes. Best of both worlds.
>>79585287
>raptor feet
All of this is funded by pedophiles, some sick fantasy to put ex teen stars on the fap scene.
>>79573396
I like to have something to listen to while doing other stuff, like shitposting and /ic/, and I don't like music. So I almost always have some show on since I love scripted dialogue.
Best "background kino" is something you're very familiar with and don't have to be horribly alert to, and still be able keep up with the plot. Also, you need to understand the spoken language.
My go to:
Chuck
Community
The Wire
Buffy
Californication
Semi-shitty anime/cartoons
Isn't this the girl from that facebook movie?
>>79585287
I'd eat that gooks ass
>>79574014
fuuuuuuck
>>79574014
Thank you.