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*to the tune of hotline bling*
let he who knows kino cast the first stone

QOTD: Do you know kino?
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>>79559247
go aawayy u have the worst account
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I'm just a chick who's into movies.
https://letterboxd.com/strata/
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>>79559284
I'm just a chick who's into movies.
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why should i give a fuck about some dude mr smith going to washington, movies aren't blogs, faggots.
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>>79559204
>Do you know kino?
What do you think?
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>>79559338
Adam Cook
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>>79559338
Eve Chef
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Name a film more satisfying of an experience than taking a cock.
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>>79559387
Duck Soup
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Jean Renoir?
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>>79559284
Don't post unless you have 1k+ films logged. Otherwise, your taste is unknown.
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What does /lbg/ think of this?
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Threads are always shit, but in the weekends they always become worse. Why?
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>>79559685
kys yourseld dead
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>>79559204
is this supposed to be a humorously mislabeled doom reference?
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What does /lbg/ think of the new (old) godard short?
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>>79560151
I think, no, not 'think', I'm absolutely sure that Elan deserves the most painful and slow death possible to mankind. Fucking pathetic pretentious autistic anal faggot
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>>79560254
it's over bro, another mod allowed it so Elan couldn't be autist about it
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>>79560254
>>79560290
what is this. what happened
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>>79560290
Yes, that one is over, I know. But for it, prolonged as it was, and all the other instances of his actions, Elan deserve no forgiveness.
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>>79560354
Elan deleted the torrent multiple times before, the dude probably tried to upload the movie for the first time in december, maybe even sooner.
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This image has become a symbol of evil in modern times
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>>79560400
>>79560254
>>79560290
>torrent
Why do you pirate? Do you not have a job?

If no, you have more important things to preoccupy yourself with than watching movies.
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>>79560151
Exciting stuff. Now let's hope those three Rivette shorts that were found last year will show up online soon.
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>>79560400
did he trump it solely based on quality or something? what a dick.
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>>79560479
find me a link where I can buy Une femme coquette
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##79560479
Kill yourself, friend
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>>79560554
Dumb non-reply poster
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>>79559284
I'm just a movie who's into chicks. ;^)
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>>79560554
Why don't I kill you? Tell me your address so I can murder you with an axe?
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>>79560546
http://www.ebay.com/itm/MYSTERY-BOX-Adult-Female-Mix-Secret-Bargains-Fun-Surprises-MB-1004-/351967238788?hash=item51f2e1da84:g:~V0AAOSwmLlYAN5~
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>>79560574
Dumb reply poster

And so am I
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>>79560597
upboat xd
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>>79560546
Who cares about shorts. I'm talking about pirating feature length movies that you can buy for 10-30 dollars or rent for 3 dollars.
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Wow, such thoughtful discourse. You guys totally aren't a bunch of retarded losers.
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>>79560646
Or you can get for free.
Hard choice, much brainwork
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>>79559392
L&H or Marx bros.?
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>>79560684
Suck my dick, fagbaby
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>>79559587
Haven't seen it but Sidney Poitier is a great actor.
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i love emily jean so much i could probably suck her dick if she had one
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>>79560646
>Who cares about shorts
t. embryo
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>>79560692
Then why even pirate? Why not devote your energy elsewhere? You'll never become cultured. You'll always be a pitiful loser.
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>>79560646
>Why do you goyim steal for free what you can waste good money on?
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>>79560775
shouldn't you be working on Justice League, Zack?
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>>79560764
A movie is feature-length.

A short is not a movie, a short is a student project.
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>>79560775
I believe you think you're making sense. You're not
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>>79560764
All shorts except L&H's stuff are embryo garbage.
>le padding out your profile with 5 second experimental shorts may may
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>>79560825
No, you're just retarded.
Films are films; any length, be short or feature.
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>>79560807
Shouldn't you be enhancing your vocation skills? Or mowing the lawn? Or reading? Or writing proposals?

Do you do anything besides be in this general and pirate movies?
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>>79560825
>>79560894
Explain to me how you don't sound like a philistine.
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>>79560872
>that is his extent of cinematic knowledge
>thinks people only watch shorts for numbers on their precious letterboxd profiles
>dares to call anyone else embryo
t. megaembryo
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Emma "Downs" Stone
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>>79559204
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>79516405
(Please link this in the OP, in future)
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>>79560479
>>79560646
>>79560921
>>79560775
>I'm a faggot
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>>79560921

it's almost as if people can do more than one thing at a time. funny that.
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CURRENT FAGGOT: >>79560980
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>>79560980
Gee, Louise!

Also,
CURRENT THREAD!!: >>79559204

This is very, but very, but veeery important!
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>>79560921
>mowing the lawn
It's the middle of February and snow is on the ground.
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>>79560254
>>79560290
>>79560370
Apparently Elan is old and lives alone, I feel bad for him. It's like being a dick on a torrent site is all he's got.
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Can someone who thinks Moonlight is a 10/10 please explain your reasoning to me? I genuinely want to like it but it just doesn't work for me.
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>>79561073
Why not someone who thinks it's 6/10, or 7/10 or 8/10 or 9/10, all positive ratings?
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>>79560764
>>79560872
>>79560935
If shorts "matter" then so do commercials

You don't pay to go watch shorts in a cinema, you pay to watch a feature-length film.
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>>79561116
Obviously shorts matter, this is not a real discussion.
Ads can matter too, depends on the presence of a real artist.

>only counts if you pay for it on le cinema theater
lmao
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>>79561106

Because I'm more interested in someone who thinks it's a masterpiece. I went on RT and Metacritic and every single critic I even vaguely follow has given it a rave review and I'm just not feeling it. I like the film but it's nowhere close to a masterpiece, I gave it three stars.
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>>79561169
They don't matter enough to warrant diligent scouring or attention. Short films are usually made as short independent student projects because they are just that, short. It's an opportunity to get someone's feet wet in the filmmaking process, and therefore they tend to be experimental and nonconventional to traditional storytelling paradigms. That being said, their length limits them from letting a narrative breathe. Instead, you're merely presented a scenario, a couple gags, a dash of images. It's not coherent or meaningful because the length can't sustain such notions.
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>>79561364
Rediculous. Length has no bearing on anything. Tell me you are trolling.
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anto report to film
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>>79561364
First you said they don't matter, now that they don't matter enough, It's a long jump.

>their length limits them from letting a narrative breathe
Ah, a plotbabby! That explains a lot
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>>79561499
If you're not telling a plot, you're not making a movie. The story is singular most important element of a movie. If you're not given a coherent story, you're just looking at random alternating images (turn your brain off).
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rykzxxcsRM

end my life
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>>79561649
Completely wrong. So no experimental films have any value, according to you. I'm sure you'll find many who agree with you, sadly.
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since we're discussing short films, whats /lbg/ opinion on the quay brothers?
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>>79561759
they suck
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>>79561649
>If you're not telling a plot, you're not making a movie
>The story is singular most important element of a movie
>If you're not given a coherent story, you're just looking at random alternating images (turn your brain off)
Holy macaroni, embryo
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JANE?
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a plot
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>>79561759
Very distinctive
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hi im dropout_cuck and I love ugly poo in loo bitches
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>>79561818
a big plot
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>>79561802
No, the embryo is the one that thinks abandoning plot and showing random images without any dialogue is legitimate cinema. It's not.
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Reminder.
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>>79561961
Why. Because you say so? Your blind spots are absolute? lol
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>>79561961
you must hate hollis frampton
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>>79561961
You're anti-cinema, buddy. But you still don't know it
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>>79562054
Cinema is character, plot, conflict, and resolution all told in moving images.
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hi im dropout_cuck and I love ugly poo in loo bitches
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>>79561759
they suck
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@@79562138
Now you're just baiting too hard, no yous deserved
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>they said /lbg/ was better than /tv/
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>>79562182
Dumb non-reply poster
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>>79562138
>I limit art
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>>79562206
Filmwise it is but discussion wise it isn't.
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>>79562226
>art has no rules
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>>79562326
>art has a bunch of arbitrary rules because of my blind spots
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>>79562182
All I'm saying is little 10 minute shorts of a guy cutting an orange in half is not meaningful. Neither is a crudely made short story. It's not a movie, it's a skit, a collection of scenes, test footage. A feature-length movie is dedication of time to be absorbed and immersed. It's tough to be immersed to a meaningful extent for a 5-30 minute short.
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>>79562326
Yes, that is correct.
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>>79562399
>A feature-length movie is dedication of time to be absorbed
much dedication
stare screen 90 minutes
very achievement
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>>79562553
You're not contesting my point with a counterargument.
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>>79562649
fuck you
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>>79562553
"...a short film does not have time to think. It therefore belongs to that impure cinema to which André Bazin wished a long life: with good reason, moreover, since through this very impurity it enables, a contrario, many directors to prove their talent. So the short film is useful to the cinema in a way, but like the antibody in medicine."
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>>5159590
I didn't want your help in the first place!
You're right though. I don't appreciate live music and I never have.
>>5159605
Your set up sounds great. I appreciate my set up too. I've made great progress and it's going to get better from here.
I'm actually exactly where I need to be. It's that the only thing that has ever motivated me is anger and fear and I'm sick of being scared.
I'll probably have to not hang out with you guys for the most part while I'm like this.
I have a LOT of IMPORTANT work to do!!!!!!!
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find me a link where I can buy Une femme coquette
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>>79563232
heh
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wahoo!!!!!!

one of my most wanted titles to be released on blu
High crime hopefully coming later this year too
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>>79563381
What's your favourite Franco Nero movie?
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>>79563428
wahoo!!!!!!
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>>79563428
A Quiet Place in the Country and Django
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>>79563461
cool
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>>79563428
>>79563522
gay dialogue
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>>79563428
>>79563522
gay dialogue
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8===========D (_(_
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"If you don't believe this movie is the worst piece of art in history, it is because you are a Redditor." OR "If you disagree with me, it is merely because you are a Redditor. Everybody that disagrees with me is a Redditor."
These few quotes are commonly used by /tv/ posters and exemplify the sublime logic and points of argumentation they implement.
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>>79564061
Yeah, it's a perfect circular logic system. You could only hold that position/opinion if you're the enemy.
It's not only /tv/, of course, /pol/ is the master of that.
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To be loved means to be enveloped in flames. To love means to radiate with inexhaustible light. To be loved is to pass away; to love is to endure.
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>>79564061
You have to admit that Reddit is pretty intellectual and kino. It's full of smart intellectuals.
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>>79564282
/pol/ isn't as bad when the discussion ain't about Trump and junk.
/tv/ is pretty much always terrible.
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>>79564321
Not really but it seems that way compared to /tv/.
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>>79564374
/pol/ and /tv/ suffer from the same problem. Memes brought fucktards from Know Your Meme here who wanted to be part of the next epic meme so they spam stupid shit like Bog and taxes all the time.
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>>79564282
/pol/ is the only large board worth anything in 4chan.
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>>79564282
All logic is circular.
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>>79564529
That's not even remotely true.
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>>79564484
/pol/ is garbage, /v/ is garbage, /b/ is garbage, /a/ is garbage, /tv/ is big garbage

>>79564529
Sure. All retards are fags. So you're a fag
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>>79564608
OK
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>>79564450
Don't forget the stupid safe-space loyalists that refuse to go on any other site but 4chan, making them helplessly detached from society and damaged in the brain.

Pic related pretty much encompasses it all (inb4 hah triggert)
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>>79564694
Come on, you gotta use those things. Depends on context, and it's pretty much inevitable.

HAH TRIGGERT, btw
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>>79564694
>a bunch of random slang words on the internet arranged on a chart
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>>79564608
So, according to you, I should reject the logic of this statement because it is circular. Is that right? lol
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City of Jews
Are you kikeing just for me?
City of Jews
There's so much the goys can't see
Who knows?
I felt it from the first encounter I shared with you
That now our dreams
Were taken by Jews

City of Jews
Just one thing everybody wants!
You read the news
And Jews are all carrying out their vicious plots
It's mad
Yes, all we're looking for is peace from the globalist hebes
The kikes
Arabs
The yids
The muds

A look in somebody's nose
So people can know
Who's conquering the world and doing the killing
A voice that claims, "I'll be here
And you'll be alright, GOY!"

Say something the goys shouldn't know
The Jews make me go
And all that I'll need is this crazy feeling
A rat-tat-tat on my heart

And they're all here to stay.

City of Jews
Are you kikeing just for me?
City of Jews
You never kiked so brightly
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>>79564950
No, I meant not all logic is circular. Where the fuck did you even get that from?
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>>79565285
Any logic that isn't circular isn't logic at all.
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>>79565343
Don't you ever get tired of being retarded?
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>>79565343
No, you're dumb and don't understand what logic is
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
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>>79565439
Won't you tell me what it is, then, if you know it?
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>tfw watch short films
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>>79565545
THAFEEWIN 2 INTYELLAYJINT to have a big head
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>>79563428
Django, but his cameo in John Wick 2 made me chuckle as well.
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oh shoot the 80 mil get is coming shortly!
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>>79565608
Reminder that every big get is a mod get
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>>79565603
Get the fuck out, he's in that? Definitely on the radar now.
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>>79565637
He is in JW2
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>>79565637
Yeah, he plays the manager of a hotel for assassins in Rome
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JANGOOOOO
Jango!
have you always been alone
JANGOOOOO
Jango!
have you never loved again
Love will live on, oh, oh
Life must go on, oh, oh
For you cannot spend your life regretting
THE JANGOOOO!!!
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>>79565687
>Create mysterious bounty hunter
>Name him Jango
Bravo Lucas I love you
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>>79565673
ha, cool. Had absolutely no idea.

>>79565786
I unironically think that's cool.
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Can't wait to come home and fuck my wife Emily Jean
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>>79562054
>>79561802
>>79561994
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Whatever happened to the movie club?
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>>79565982
>Tarkovsky calls movies trash
Is he a shitposter???
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>>79566030
xD just like us amritie xDDD
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>>79566060
that is not a good thing
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>>79565982
A shit filmmaker AND an asshole? He does it all!
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>>79566248
fuck off ahmed
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>>79566248
fuck off ahmed
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>>79566411
>>79566425
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>>79559643
>Tumblr Orange
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>>79566492
Tumblr ain't quite right, more like Reddit?
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Hey Benton don’t crap your pants if you see a Vampire out there.
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>>79566527
same shit isn't ?
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>>79566826
innit*
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>>79566812
how does the film portray jesus wrong
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TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVE
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>>79567056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b0BzaU62a8
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thoughts on wreckmaster harmonies?
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>>79567245
>guys give le thoughts on le film lol
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>>79567332
i just wanted to troll you ppl by intentionally spelling the title wrong tbf
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>>79567352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI5Q861GR0s
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https://discord.gg/7YaWh

official /lbg/ discord
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>>79567987
fucken thing froze my browser
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>>79568080
Serves you right.
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>>79568109
i didn't wanna go there anyways
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>>79567987
*official discord for embryos and memers from /lbg/

ftfy
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let he who knows kino cast the first stone
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>>79568360
Emma
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A true kinosseur wears the right-sized jean.
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https://letterboxd.com/machill54/

hey guys did you miss me
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>>79568672
yes I did, I'm glad your back
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I CAN'T BELIEVE SALLY JANE BLACKED IS GOING THROUGH THE ARCHIVE ERASING EVERY PICTURE OF HIM HAHAHA HOW FUCKING INSECURE ARE YOU YOU GODDAMN TRANNY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RozuwUlX7MI
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>>79568672
I think I speak for everyone when I say that no, none of us even noticed you were gone
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nothing ever cool happens on 4chan anymore. Like raids. I miss those times.. good times
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>Someones criticism of a movie is that the time travel isn't realistic enough!
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Bddf8323wid0p2oE30POWAMWEIKJikleio5çstcdoso2jdihbjj618d09kfo2610pKDKJWSVJD947O3EM28Ijdoje89f342l9dj
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>>79569634
Holy shit.
Don't search for this on google.
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>>79569634
>>79569708
Fag
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>>79564061
Reddit
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>>79570073
Told you not to.
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>>79569708
>>79570073
>>79570167
>putting on google
If you only knew
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For whom who truly knows kino, choosing his favorite should never be a dilemma
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Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true. There are a million little strings attached to every choice you make; you can destroy your life every time you choose. But maybe you won't know for twenty years. And you may never ever trace it to its source. And you only get one chance to play it out. Just try and figure out your own divorce. And they say there is no fate, but there is: it's what you create. And even though the world goes on for eons and eons, you are only here for a fraction of a fraction of a second. Most of your time is spent being dead or not yet born. But while alive, you wait in vain, wasting years, for a phone call or a letter or a look from someone or something to make it all right. And it never comes or it seems to but it doesn't really. And so you spend your time in vague regret or vaguer hope that something good will come along. Something to make you feel connected, something to make you feel whole, something to make you feel loved. And the truth is I feel so angry, and the truth is I feel so fucking sad, and the truth is I've felt so fucking hurt for so fucking long and for just as long I've been pretending I'm OK, just to get along, just for, I don't know why, maybe because no one wants to hear about my misery, because they have their own. Well, fuck everybody. Amen.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgqcse9YBLY
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NotName come back
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hey im back did anyone miss me?
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>>79572512
that's a sick question, you're a sick fuck, I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer it
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>>79572534
made me laff
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IqH3uliwJY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oomCIXGzsR0
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https://letterboxd.com/Bandabydoo

>People who watch less than 3 films a day
>Shorts don't count
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>>79573517
stupid animeposter
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>>79573517
>tries to talk shit on anyone
>is an absolute embryo
>also weeb faggot
The nerve on some creatures
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Reminder that I will fricken k*ll you if you continue to post at bandabydoo the way that you are posting at bandabydoo.
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Reminder that I will fricken k*ll you if you continue to post at bandabydoo the way that you are posting at bandabydoo.
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Fembryos where u at
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>>79574346
Who just a chick here?
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Emily Jean is amazing <3
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just realized blockbuster actually means it busts the block because all those people standing outside
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>>79565982
Literally
>Rossellini, Cocteau, Renoir, the list goes on....
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>>79575846
>Rossellini, Cocteau, Renoir, the list goes on....

The hallmarks of the tasteless and the uninitiated. It's okay if you're just getting into the medium, but there are some (even here, on a so called ''film'' board) that actually believe they are cultured or have a snippet of taste because they like these directors, when in actuality they are nothing more than embarrassingly cringeworthy copy/paste babies with no opinion on the medium they claim to love whatsoever.

For a cinephile like myself, it is truly disgusting to watch, and the main reason I, and many others, steer far away from this pit of despair and depravity.
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>>79575777
Takes a bright mind to get that
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>>79561853
For you! LOL
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>>79575846
>>79575876
He isn't wrong about the films in the article. All of the ones mentioned are the weakest of those directors.
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hello
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>>79577449
faggot
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>>79577449
hola
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rek me

>inb4 yes i just created one
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>>79577526
amazing taste
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>>79577526
do literally only watch shit off of on demand
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>>79577526
Did you come from IMDB because the boards are shutting down?
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>>79577558
can't tell if you're being sarcastic

>>79577563
pretty much

>>79577601
nah, i actually made one because of these /lbg/
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>>79577526
post profile
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good night gay cunts
https://letterboxd.com/Quimerinha/
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>>79577684
/jkimq/

not much to it, sorry
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>>79562326
Indeed it doesn't you fucking retard. Did you miss Dada like a hundred years ago or what?
The Fountain is a 100 years now and people still up on their arses with that bullshit.
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>>79577526
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>>79577942
Now that is a rating system superior to the 5-star/10-point, 1-4, and 0-3 rating systems.
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>>79577990
thanks and I agree
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>>79577942
This is pretty good

so the movies that we both find good in your opinion are what we do in the shadows, amour, memories, coherence etc?
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>>79577942
You're pathetic. Consider strongly suicide
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>>79578519
I consider suicide everyday
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/lbg/?
More like /lbgt/, cause youre all a bunch of homos!
LOL
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>>79578619
LOL
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>>79578619
thats mean what if someone of us are gay
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>>79577942
>Memories of a Murder
>La La Land
>In the Shadows
>Coherence
>Handmaiden

Turns out the embryo is you.
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>>79578819
you wouldnt be saying that if you knew who i was so be careful before i end you
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>>79578860
I don't care who you are, your taste describes you perfectly enough. Fantasy, horror, scifi, bullshit.
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>>79578748
youre right. I'm sorry. I should think about these things
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>>79578860
thats exactly what an embryo would say
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>>79578565
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>>79578565
Well if you do it, you no longer have to worry about considering it :)
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rain drop
drop top
im crying
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>>79578819
one of these movies is actually good

can /lbg/ guess which one it is
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>>79580743
Yes, the answer is kill yourself, baiter fag
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>>79580965
i'm not baiting, i'm just genuinely curious to see if /lbg/ agrees with me about what the best of those 5 films is
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>>79580743
They're all either mediocre or terrible.
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>>79581001
Handmaiden XD

Lesbian sex LOLZ XD
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>>79578329
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>>79578329
>>79581189
damn

what did Barry Jenkins mean by this
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what's a good movie if I'm feeling suicidal?

(as in I want to watch something that will maintain my depressed state)
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>>79581281
Why don't you off yourself instead of moping about on here ruining our Saturday nights? I can't stand lot like you who project their feelings to the world in a desperate attention-seeking manner. You're selfish. You don't deserve life.
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>>79581370
can't argue with that
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>>79581379
Are you making these, buffoon?
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early Shinoda has been pretty hit or miss

i'm looking forward to getting to Assassin and Double Suicide though
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>>79581379
>birdman
>art
pick one
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>>79581417
Hollywood>everything else

MAYBE France is equal once or twice
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>>79581422
You're right. It transcends art. It kills the capeshit menace
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>>79581491
i'll give you my opinion on this in 10 years when i actually get around to watching prestigious Hollywood directors

who would you recommend?

>>79581515
i can understand believing this if your head is as far up your own ass as AGI's was up his while he was making that film and The Revenant
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>>79581515
But anon, Birdman is capeshit for pseuds.
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>>79581539
The Revenant was well-directed but nowhere near Birdman. I'm pretty sure we all agree on this. The script in Birdman is dynamite.
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>>79581603
the script in Birdman is pretentious ass fuckery and so is the direction. the long take format serves absolutely no purpose outside of allowing AGI to toot his own horn about how awesome of a director he is.

The Revenant is mostly well directed, but the fact that it cottons so much to revenge genre trappings after AGI spent his time on the interview circuit talking about how it's a transcendental, spiritual film makes it a joke. the highlight of it is easily Chivo's cinematography and the performances from Hardy and Gleeson.

AGI isn't a bad director - i like Biutiful and Babel - but the dude has gotten incredibly pretentious and showy recently, and i don't think winning two consecutive Oscars is going to help that shitty attitude any. i don't look forward to his future work.
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>>79581539
Start with the master. The father of filmmaking, D.W. Griffith.

Then work your way through cecil b demille, king vidor, josef von sternberg, erich von stroheim, slavko vorkapich, william a. wellman, robert altman, mike nichols, ernst lubitsch, william s hart, mervyn leroy, john ford, sam wood, victor fleming, billy wilder, gene saks, peter bogdanovich, william wyler, raoul walsh, joseph l. makiewicz, fred zinnemann, elia kazan, david lean, woody allen, michael curtiz, richard brooks, milton katselas, paul mazursky, fritz lang, vincente minnelli, dennis hopper, james cruze, john huston, howard hughes, howard hawks, henry king, frank capra, john schlesinger, george cukor, alexander mackendrick, stanley kubrick, terrence malick, andy warhol, david lynch, albert brooks, george stevens, stan brakhage, kenneth anger, alan pakula.

There's of course still more because the breadth of America's might is near-infinite, but you have to start somewhere.
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>>79581672
>i like Biutiful and Babel - but the dude has gotten incredibly pretentious and showy recently
That's odd. I feel those two are the pretentious ones. Birdman, I feel, is his best movie since Amores Perros and 21 Grams, but I respect your opinion.
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>>79581681
>no mention of Busby Berkeley or Preston Sturges

embryo.
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what is this meme please tell me. always that guy>>79559247 and this response>>79559255
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>>79582489
it was a user named /nuts/ who would spam pictures of that guy all the time

i think he deleted his account though
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>>79582636
lol cool.
thanks anon
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>>79580743
They're all IMDB-core garbage.
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>>79583074
Dumb poster
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>>79584001
dumb dumb poster
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What does /lbg/ think of Roman Polanski?

Overrated? I think so. Nothing made me feel he's as overrated as I think now until I saw filmsite.org list him as #9 on greatest Hollywood directors with Robert Altman in the 30's.
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>>79584142
I liked Tess, I wouldn't consider him one of the greatest though
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>>79584366
What do you think of Chinatown versus The Long Goodbye?
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And let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.
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>>79559204
I'd fuck her froggy style
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Reminder that if you watched the new Godard short you're an embryo because only embryos watch short movies.
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@79584001
No U.
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>>79584142
He's a pretty good director for a kiddie diddler.
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>>79585170
oops!! you forgot to quote correctly

>>79584001
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>>79585170
dumb non-reply poster
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>>79575777
It's a bomb.
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tfw not going to casablanca and going to stay in bed watching the people vs oj Simpson instead

did we make the right choice /lbg/
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>>79586361
we did not
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>>79586361
fuck no
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>>79586361
Should've saw Casablanca in theaters. Don't know how often a chance you get with that.
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holy shit
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>>79586678
Matt Lynch rated it 4/5 too.

This will be top tier action senpai.
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>>79586678
>no Emily Jean
0/10
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>>79586726
are any of the other x-man/wolverine movies worth checking out? i think i've only seen the first 3
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>>79586782
I liked Days of Future Past for being a pretty well-told fun narrative but it's not the level of X-2.
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Emily Jean is ________?
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>>79586870
Womplomp
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>>79586782
Days of Future Past, First Class are good in my opinion.

The earlier films aren't bad, maybe a fun little time capsule of the aesthetics of that era. Some hella fucking epic moments in the earlier kinos tho, when Jean blows up or something.
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What does /lbg/ think of this?
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>>79586987
never saw it is it good
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>>79586999
Yeah, a towering achievement in the documentary form, unsurpassed even today. Your life is incomplete not having seen it.
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>>79587027
I thought Cuckoo's Nest was a comedy when I went into it
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NEW THREAD: >>79587061
>NEW THREAD: >>79587061
NEW THREAD: >>79587061
>NEW THREAD: >>79587061
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>page 1
>dead hours
>discussion is still here
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>>79586399
>>79586394
>>79586389
Oh no

though at least it does seem like there will be the chance roughly every year forever on valentines day
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>when someone is so desperate to make the new thread they don't even wait autosage
You're pathetic
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