>AAAAHHHH... the French champagne

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Oh lordy you are really bored as fuck now, closter or cats. Doing this old shitty meme.

Christ on a bike your life is fucking worthless. Wew.

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>>79558719
*BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
thufffrench

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>FUCK WOODY ALLEN AND FUCK INTROVERTED "PEOPLE"

What did he mean by this?

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MAHAAAAAAAH THE COMMUNICATIONS havealwaysbeendisrupted, by anninvasion. thereisa Nabooian Senator, eLECted. by that same crisis, so Paul Patíne

>>79558757
Orson-posting is kino desu

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>>79558719

>>79559256
Allen is a poseur

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Computer, run program Paul Masson California Champagne Ad. Increase level of French excellence by 250 % and you know what just make it Romulan Ale instead. Set activity levels for all female actresses to 0%. Disengage directorial instructions. Authorization Awesome Wells Mahah the Romulans 1978.

>>79560117
Literally /our/ guy

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR VINTAGE DATERS, COOL DOWN YOUR WIINE COOLERS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE CANDLES HAVE BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO POUR YOUR PAUL MASSONS, TAKE A SIP & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

- TASTE BUD ENHANCMENT SUITES
- NUERON-TO-MOUTH BRAIN CATALYSTS
- HAND STABILIZERS FOR POURING
- CRUMB CRISP COATINGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov1EJRbd-bo <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FANCY FRENCH AMBIENCE ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE XANADU DINING ROOM, FITTED WITH SERVERS AND A EUROPEAN STYLE WINE SAMPLING ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE AD READING SESSION YOU CALL OVER KUBRICK USING CAPTURED SOVIET MIND DEVICES BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION CHAMPAGNE TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH WINE CORKS
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY PAUL MASSON ENEMAS JUST AS THE TEN SHOTS OF FROZEN PEAS KICK IN AS YOU LISTEN TO BETHOVEN AND BACH HYPOTHESIZE WHAT EMPHASIZING THE “IN” IN “IN JULY” WOULD SOUND LIKE

DUDE MWWWUUUUAAAAAAAHHHH LMAO

DUDE PAUL MASSON LITERALLY FERMENTED WITH FRENCH EXCELLENCE AND THROWN AROUND THE ROOM KANE STYLE
>"MICHAEL CURTIZ JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS DIRECTOR AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE SET SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" CURTIZ, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

- Orson Welles, 2015


>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING ORSON WELLES NAKED IN A CHAMPAGNE TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF WINE CORKS TRIPPING

- Brought to you by PaulMasson©

cue the French Champagne

>>79558838
Kekking at this

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MUUUUAAAAD'DIB The Arrakeen spice has always been celebrated for its excellence... There's a Caladan spice by Paul Atreides, inspired by that same Arrakeen excellence. It's fermented in the Sandworm, and, like the best Arrakeen spice, it's vintage dated. Paul Atreides' superb taste shouldn't be surprising. The spice doesn't come from Arrakis, but was created by a man that did, Paul Atreides. Paul Atreides will sell no spice before its time...

>>79558757
The hotheads have always been renowned for their butthurt.

>>79558757
mad as fuck lmao

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MUAAAAAAAAH! Luke, did I ever tell you about Paul Masson?
The Corellian starpilots have always been renowned for their excellence. There is a Corellian starpilot who gave his life for the republic. And like all good friends he was capture by the empire and fermented in carbonite.
Did I mention he was vintage dated?
.....Luke?

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>>79560117
>Increase level of French excellence by 250 %

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>>79558757
CAMEL POSTER ETERNALLY BTFO

FUCKING TROLLED

LOLOLOLKEKEKEK

>>79559336
Fucking delete this

>>79558838
hahahahahahahahahahaha

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>>79558757

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>>79559336
>Paul Patíne

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MAUGHAHHHHH the FRIENDSand BANE has always been celebrated forits BIGness. there is an Usbekistani fliiightplaaan by Bill Wilsón. Inspiiiiiiired. by that same masked mercenaRY. itscalledinfromtheplaneandlikethebestflighplans it includes me, my men, doctor pavel, but onl-

>uh, sir

>>79559336
>Paul Patíne

Very nice