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How could we have been so blind before?
It's clear the reason that they didn't fly them to mordor was that only return legs were counted as tax deductible business expenses.
Gandalf knew this.
Moron. The eagles were a Roth IRA option you could only dip into towards the end of your working life.
>>79545912
Don't spread that bullshit here, nigger.
Roth IRA contributions can be withdrawn at any time. Furthermore, certain exceptions are made for things like first time homebuying or ring destruction ventures.
>>79545953
Which was used in the Hobbit. They couldn't use it anymore or they would incur massive penalties and taxes.
>>79545912
>>79545953
Are you >Implying they were investment vehicles? fucking lobby gondor it should be illegal to sell them to Hobbits
>>79546002
Are you telling me they made zero contributions between The Hobbit and LotR? Jesus, what a clusterfuck...
>>79546045
Face it, closing the Eagle Loophole just isn't going to happen. Not with Middle Earth budgets being in the shape they're in.
>>79546116
They took the risk of mutual funds when their tax lawyer Elrond agreed with the fellowship. The market obviously took a massive dip when the Gondor bubble popped
>>79545853
the tax returns are coming!
>gandalf straight up tells the fellowship to fly the ring to mount doom
>nobody listens
>>79546634
HOW DOES JACKSON DO IT
>>79547969
The Eagles wouldn't have taken them further than Mirkwood.
So what do the Nazgul represent? The Fed?
>>79545853
I fucking love this meme, please keep it up.
-t. read-onlyfag
>>79547969
This reddit theory can burn and the people spouting it should be castrates
>>79548093
It seems you're a little butt flustered?