Why wasn't he a tsundere girl instead? Would have been much

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>>79537903
Because the author is a woman, senpai. And women, especially straight ones though a lot of lesbian ones as well are more turned on by men and boys, than girls. Thus it's more interesting for them to write hot men\boys. While writing hot girls is uncomfortable - it can activate an inferiority complex. And every woman, even the one you would consider attractive, actually has a huge inferiority complex and is constantly afraid of being displaced by a more attractive and desirable woman. But when she writes mainly about men (or ugly, nerdy, slutty, in other ways disadvantaged women), it's safer and she can move into a realm of pure wish fulfillment.

consider suicide /v/

>>79537903
Stop trying to change every character into some fapbait anime girl.

>>79537903
>he doesn't know about the 2018 remake with a queer Harry Potter and male gender symbol as the scar on his forehead

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Even if Draco was a girl it would still be one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>79539774
you know that picture is ironic right

>Harry in Gryffindor
>Hermione in Ravenclaw
>Ron in Hufflepuff
>Fem-Malfoy in Slytherin
>Each contributes to the group in their own special way, overcoming all their obstacles with the power of friendship

Tell me this wouldn't have made a much better series.

>>79540197
this wouldn't have made a much better series.

>>79540216
Thanks fampai, just what I asked for.

>>79540197
It would have made a much better series.

>>79538558
But this one actually works. You don't even have to change anything else, just his gender and it totally works.

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>>79538230
source? what do you say about men writing/reading/watching hot alpha men as a wish fulfillment media?
pic very related

>>79537903
because Harry Potter is not an anime

some day you may learn that to your sorrow

>>79540519
Men have less inferiority complex (yeah, even the neckbeards), so it's less uncomfortable fore them.

>>79540197
>Dudley doesn't exist, instead Harry has his behaviour and his family treats him the same as they did to him
>Is a gigantic asshole, befriends Luna
That would've been a better series

>>79540117
Summer came early

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>>79537903
Is order of the phoenix the legit potterkino?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAHDS5Rn4kg

>>79537903
>Tsundere girl.
>Raeps Hermione.
I'd literally totally be into this crapfest if that happened.

>>79540117
And the post is copypasta. Your point being?

>>79541382
Wasted shit with the generic lightbeam contest, but that waterball and firesnake was pretty cool. Wizarding duels are neater when they summon and manipulate stuff and then counter each other instead of just spamming beams and bolts at each other like their wands are assault rifles loaded with .50 cal stupifys

>>79541882
Wrong
>>79541382
It is a 10 on the wandkino scale

>>79541947
>Wrong
You unironically enjoy the green arc meets blue arc while the camera alternates between the actors' constipated faces?