>Hey, you must be from that blind-dating site! They're

Don't fuck chicks with pink hair probably a feminsit on the verge of becoming morbidly obese.

She must give some mean handjobs

at this point
I would
she prolly hase some nice indoor hobby

>apu trilogy is real
>it's not a simpsons joke I didn't remember

interesting

>fuck her in the ass
>she'll never know

>tfw a qt on a wheelchair is still outside your league

>>79536291
she'd still cuck you with a chad/tyrone

>>79536180
This. She probably doesn't even really need the chair she just identifies as differently abled.

>>79536133
>They're only showing the films on the billboard tonight

Yeah, that's the whole point of a billboard -- you pathetic fucking cripple.

>>79536303
apu trilogy is highly regarded too. classics.

>>79536133
I'd marry that lady

you're that norwegian weirdo, aren't you.

>>79536558
What Norwegian weirdo?

Oh shit yo, I expected you to be normal size. What the hell man, you're micro machines!

Luckily, I know literally everything there is to know about getting pussy. So even though you're test tube gub gub snail man, I'm going to get knee deep in your gash.

>>79536593
you

>>79536133
I'm not blind

>>79536728
No, seriously.

>>79536763
some autistic guy posting women in wheelchairs

i can only imagine it's you

If this retarded chick honestly wanted to see the apu trilogy with me I'd cum in her cripple vag so fucking quick

>>79536133
>Texas Chainsaw Massacre please. So later when we reenact it,!you won't be able to run away :3

>>79536835
flags cant come soon enough desu

the fuck is apu trilogy?

Why would a blind couple go on a date to the movies?

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>>79536981
Because they're silent movies.

>>79536133
meh, can't chase them with a baseball bat if they can't run.

>>79536303
average /tv poster

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>Apu trilogy

>>79536974
Aliens and Predators?

>>79536303
>>79536974
>>79537314
>>79537329
Hello /v/eddit.