I have a tinder date coming over for "netfli&chill"^tm

Cancel everything. As soon as she sees you connect that external to the TV or your HDMI to your TV she's gonna roll her eyes and leave.

Satantango

Jackass The Movie is the best on that list desu

>>79535498
>not using wireless hdmi

that's why you're a virgin op

"omg girl, he didnt even have netflix, it was some weird computer thing...anyway i just said i had to go and ran out lolz"

>>79535474
episode 1 and 4 of dekalog

>>79535474
RR

>>79535498
>and then he opened it with media player classic
>omg what a psycho!!! lol

Satantango for sure

Triumph of the Will obviously.

Salo in repeat

the entirety of the Dekalog in one sitting

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>>79535830
>I asked him what the "hc" in mpc-hc stood for
>he said hardcore

Blue Velvet, you'll even have a scene to tell you when to start the sexing.

I don't believe you OP


Post screen cap of Convo with her

None of these movies will get you laid. Netflix and let her pick but say no to chick dramas where they survive hardships and shit like that.

Women don't have sex with random men they just met because they play a movie on Netflix

First uninstall MPC and get VLC if you even want a 25% shot at getting any pussy at all

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>mvw he doesn't have netflix

>>79535474
Don't make my mistake. She actually does expect you to have a netflix account so you can browse and decide what to watch together. She will claim she does not have one because she always uses her dad or her brothers and she doesn't remember their logins.

DO NOT START UP YOUR BATTLESTATION
DO NOT LOOK AT THE 4 TB HARD DRIVES WITH NAMES LIKE ASUKA SHANA AND SHUGO CHARA
DO NOT BRING UP A FOLDER WITH OVER 5000 MOVIES IN IT

And whatever you do, my god do not call the Now You See Me franchise "movies for bitch retards that don't understand why cold water freezes"

>>79535474
Jackass! Jackass!

>>79535533

This or King of the Hill.

>>79536012
lol

All 10 dekalogs

>>79536131

This. Just load up Netflix and play whatever normie trash is popular right now.

>but I can't afford it!!

Nigger it's $10/mo. You can get a free trial right now if you're actually that destitute.

>>79535474
why would you refer to a woman as "puss"

>>79535498
>not simply using videostream premium for all your viewing needs

plen

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>he pirates movies

>>79535830
lmfao

>>79536077
This guy knows what's up.

>>79536321
brandon