Will he be able to recover once she inevitable divorces him and takes him for everything he's got?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_ueg6IUPQU
>>79529012
Probably. I think a good JUSTing is just what Bill needs to finally push him over the edge into redpilled territory desu.
JUST
>yesterday's podcast has Nia talking about how hard collecting alimony is for a woman
>don't speak like that in front of the baby
>>79529144
>why can't it be easier to bleed men dry while their soul dies within them?
>"Hey Nia, come over here"
>gave away his pitbull because of the negative inherent genetic traits common to the breed
>impregnated a nigger
really gets your noggin joggin!
Getting caught was part of his plan. As you know, comedians are self-destructive by nature. That's how they became comedians (being funny/not taking anything seriously hides the pain) and that's how they find their material. Just look at Robin Williams. Or the other half of the South Park guys who got married to some coalburner slut that already had a son with some gangsta nigger. That guy is worth like 300 million dollars and he still got "his wife's son'ed" - many such cases.
Yes, he got married to Nia even though he said he would never marry. Yes, he let Nia infiltrate basically every aspect of his life and career. Yes, he had a kid with Nia even though he's been preaching about population control and even though the kid will probably end up autistic because they are both like 70 years old. Yes, he had his dog put down because of Nia and the kid. Yes, he sold his beloved drum kit on Craigslist because Nia didn't want him making noise near the kid.
All part of the plan. His material has been getting stale and repetitive in the past few years. But when Nia divorces him, takes his house, gets the sole custody of the kid, takes half of his money and of all his comedy business (podcast, F is For Family)? When he's forced to pay ludicrous amounts of alimony on top of all that? When he's stuck in some grimy studio apartment, just like he always feared, with nothing but the urn containing the ashes of his dead dog to hold on to? When he has to take shitty gigs just to stay ahead of the alimony payments, just like Robin Williams and many others? Dude, he will unleash a JUST special so brutal that I can't even. The assfucking he's going to get in the next few years will propel him to heights previously unknown.
He'll become a legend of comedy. A mythical creature of laughs. And then he'll kill himself. With a shotgun. Because those have a good spread.
>>79529218
This. He has to know that people hate when Nia is in it.
>>79529052
This. You've been able to hear the denial in his voice for a long fucking time now. He's so generally perceptive and adroit at pointing out the lunacy in every day life in a funny way but it's like he has this self-imposed mental block on certain subjects where he just does a 180 and toes the line.
Obviously it's because of 'the lovely MIA EVERYBODY'.
By the time she inevitably gets through with him he's gonna be Bill 'black breaker' Burr.
>>79529616
Wait, he KILLED the dog?!?!?! I though he gave it away!
>>79529616
What pain is Seinfeld hiding
>he has a kid now
Those child support payments are going to be hell.
>>79529616
You're fucking retarded. He didn't have his dog put down. He gave it to a new family. If you're referring to the Jon Bonham drum kit, he hasn't given that away (But is thinking about it, because he wants to get rid of old stuff, not because Nia is nagging).
You know what he did about playing drums? He's renting a small studio so he can go and practice. He said that on an episode of MMP
>>79529012
His """comedy""" is in absolute shambles right now. Nia was a mistake.
>>79529879
>paying someone else to play drums after giving away your own drum set
>>79529879
>If you're referring to the Jon Bonham drum kit, he hasn't given that away
He sold it. Pic related.
>>79529804
No. Listen to the bit where he talks about "giving away" the dog. "I didn't want to give it one last hug because it would know..." He got it put down. That dog is not on some happy farm with a new family and a hammock made of dreams. It's dead. He always talked about how that dog was aggressive as fuck and didn't like new people at all and now some family adopted it? Yeah, bullshit.
>>79529988
That picture makes me feel sad
>>79529986
>smashing drums like a lunatic with a newborn baby in the house
yeah, no
>>79530331
>what is a soundproofed room
Did he marry a black woman to atone for his sin of making Chapelle have a mental breakdown?
>>79529218
It's his own fault.