I just saw Conan the Destroyer for the first time and I loved

>>79526334
The Beastmaster

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>>79526334
You watched a sequel before the original?

>watches the shit one

topkek

>>79526414
It was on tv and I just got into it.

>>79526414
this happened to me a lot in the 80s, because my parents were kino retards

>>79526414
Well at least his expectations won't be ruined.

What happened to conans based thief buddy in the first movie? guy in the second one sucked.

>>79526433
>>he watched the tv edit

just KYS

>>79526334

Hawk The Slayer

Thank me later

>>79526556
It was on a movie channel

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Gritty low fantasy films for life

>Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga.

>Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onGWF8mz1Zw

>>79526589
this one started everything for me.

first one is shit dont bother

>>79526433
I forgive you.

Can we all agree not to hype up Barbarian too much for OP?

>>79526334
Red Sonja

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pld6fHqHVLA

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>>79526433
>tfw stopped watching cable tv and will never know the joys of stumbling onto hidden gems I knew nothing about on AMC/SyFy/TNT late at night again

>>79526687
Probably the wrongest opinion ever

Willow
Ladyhawke
The 13th Warrior
Solomon Kane
Pathfinder
Valhalla Rising

>>79526748
If he liked Destroyer he will probably dislike Barbarian

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>>79526798

It is a fucking crime this movie will never be made

>>79526334
Red Sonya. Can't believe nobody mentioned this yet. It has prime Arnold.

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>The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

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Conan is pure KINO