Jar Jar Binks end up being a clown
http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-new-star-wars-aftermath-novel-reveals-the-pitiful-1792481018
>>79525970
A clown, just like Lucas.
Jesus Christ why is nuWars so terrible?
>>79526381
well, Lucas is now making private kinos and look at Jar Jar
Well, he was the funniest character they've ever had.
>“My no so sure.” The Gungan makes a hmm sound. “Mesa thinks it cause-o Jar Jar makin some uh-oh mistakens. Big mistakens. Der Gunga bosses banished me longo ago. Mesa no been to hom in for-ebbers. And desa hisen Naboo tink I help the uh-oh Empire.”
He didn't deserve this
>>79526819
Your sense of humor is broken
>>79527848
You're telling me Jar Jar was still banished after he helped save Naboo? Or was such a cunt he get re-banished sometime later? And considering he literally gave Palpy all the powers he needed he's lucky the Naboo don't lynch his ass
BUT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MASTERMIND BEHIND ALL OF STAR WARS. THE CHOSEN SITH
>>79527986
Jar Jar led the charge for giving Sheev emergency powers in Episode II.
He is the reason why Sheev had the authority to become Emperor.
>>79527848
>>79525970
How old is Jar Jar supposed to be in this story?
He should have been killed and used as a martyr by the Empire. "Look, he stood up and did the right thing, and they killed him for it! Enlist today!"
>>79529151
Thweesa hundwed
>>79528746
>>79527986
>>79525970
Holy shit this writing is awful. Such "wink, wink" bullshit. That was a painful read.
>>79529313
>that shit eating grin he gives after dooming the republic to tyranny
He fucking knew what he was doing.
>>79525970
>Jar Jar is now a street performer who entertains little kids by doing stupid shit and the adults hate him for ruining the galaxy
>Jar Jar's purpose in the Phantom Menace was to entertain little kids by doing stupid shit and the adults hated him for ruining the film
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>>79529151
56-57
>>79525970
Just a reminder in the old EU he ended up frozen in carbonite and mounted on a wall somewhere.
>>79525970
>dumbslut Queen/Senator who ran roughshod over the Jedi rules of celibacy and slept with the second-in-command of the new Empire who murdered all the younglings is regarded as a hero
>the affirmative-action hire who had to step in and do her job for her while she was on holiday gets all the blame
Really makes you think.
You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.
>>79529534
Yeah we noticed, it couldn't have been written any more ham-fisted.
>>79529351
No, he was smiling at all the applause he was getting. Sheev tricked Jar Jar into the emergency powers thing.
>>79527848
Fuck....this makes me feel.
>>79530488
This.
These Jar Jar being a Sith theory's are fucking stupid.
>>79525970
He got off pretty lightly, it's not like he's dead or in prison
the only funny thing that came out of jar jar was the extreme hate for him and that south park episode where retarded jar jar clones annoyed the hell out of everyone "SCHOOL SCHOOL I LIKE SCHOOL"
>>79525970
Thanks disney!
>>79525970
haha simply epic
everything from the prequels has to be ruined and made edgy now!
go disney!! take my money!
In force awakens he was frozen in carbonite
>>79531057
How is this edgy? It's not like Jar Jar was fucking burned at the stake for giving Sheev emergency powers, he got off pretty lightly.
>>79531086
i meant force unleashed