>girls wanna fuck him even though he just talks to them autistically

He's handsome and he's famous for killing his kids accidentally and being sad. Girls love an attractive fix er up

>>79495056
surely you've known guys like this. I know guys that are really quiet and basically don't start conversations with anyone yet constantly have girlfriends and here I am prepping to die alone.

>>79495056
he is good looking, you are not

>>79495056
>tfw he pulls out the cop's gun and tries to kill himself
Sad.avi

Even when you're the ugly manlet version of Ben Affleck girls will want your dick regardless of autism

>mfw this happens to me

Just be good at people

>>79495197
His face is definitely more aesthetic than Ben's.

>>79495056
they want to fuck him before he talks

>>79495230
>Tfw quiet and stoic but girls don't instantly want my dick

where am I going wrong

>>79495683
They can still smell the desperation on you. A guy like Lee is never gonna get "clingy," it's a monumental task just to make small talk with him.

A guy like you is more like a pit of quicksand - if she hangs around a little too long, if she's a little too polite and friendly with you, she'll suddenly find herself trapped and it'll be a REAL struggle to escape you again

>>79495683
You don't look like Casey Affleck or Ryan Gosling

>>79495056
How come that obvious jew woman didn't want to give him a job

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>>79495056

Movies uggos can't understand. Let me guess you hated the nephew too cause he's better than you right?

>>79495056
>unrealistic. damn this film is triggering me hard
except it's not. If you've ever been to a house party ever and didn't look like someone who browses 4chan, you would know.

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I'm autistic as fuck and women constantly approach me for the cock until my autism overwhelms them

>>79496133
but i dont look like someone who browses 4chan

Trash film that is poorly written and directed. Stop talking about this movie.

inb4 I get told to go watch capeshit

>>79496192
Go play videogames

>>79496192
>inb4 I get told to go watch capeshit
false, go watch transformers you stupid faggot

>>79496192
You don't even deserve capeshit

>>79496204
>>79496210
Tell me why this movie is good? Casey is barely carrying this film.

>>79496251
Try watching it again when you're older than 25.

>>79496251
I bet you loved John Wick 2 though

>>79496273
this

>>79496273
I watched when I was 28 last year.

>>79496192
go watch saturday morning cartoons, capeshit is above you.

Poorly written lol. What's your gold standard for a script? Armageddon?

>>79495230
Happens to me too. I didn't used to be like this, I used to try, and girls didn't want to know. A few years of hard living hit me with depression, and now I genuinely don't give a shit about women, they can't get enough of me.

>>79496204
>>79496210
>>79496232
>>79496273
>>79496299
>>79496308
>>79496329
Still didn't say why the movie is good and not poorly written and directed.

>>79496192
go drink a hot mug of piss

>>79496192
Could you elaborate?

>>79496427
You're obviously not worth the effort

>>79495186
>Please

>>79496427
I like this film more now. It's the ultimate pleb filter.

>>79496427
it doesn't matter what we say, you're already set on being a faggot about it and want to shit on it because you're a stupid faggot contrarian.

>>79496427
You know fuck all about both writing and direction.

>>79496471
So you have no argument. Neat.

>>79496512
Best reply in recent /tv/ history. Saved.

>>79496488
If you think this movie is good you have shit taste, pleb.

>>79496512
It does I asked to explain what makes the movie good and no one has said why it is good.

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>>79496192
>poorly written
if anything the writing is the best thing about the movie

>>79496545
make sure to delete the f-words if you gonna repost it

>>79496525
>So you have no argument. Neat.
neither do you. Saying it was poorly written and directed isn't really an argument. So elaborate on it so we can pin down exactly why you're retarded.

>>79496592
Explain why it's bad. I'll wait.

>>79496592
you haven't said why it was bad.

>>79496605
why?

>>79496592
I'd call you underage but I'm thinking 22.

>>79496623
>>79496638
I have.

>>79496662
I bet I'm the same age as you if not older.

>>79496664
>Trash film that is poorly written and directed. Stop talking about this movie.

inb4 I get told to go watch capeshit

You literally did not. You're embarrassing yourself hard right now.

>>79496664
>Trash film that is poorly written and directed.
>Casey is barely carrying this film.
>HURR DURR I ALREADY EXPLAINED WHY THE MOVIE WAS POORLY WRITTEN AND DIRECTED

>>79496688
>poorly written and directed

>>79496743
fine. The movie was well written and directed. You are wrong. I win.

>>79496743
Holy christ just close the tab and pace your basement in anger already you got mentally blown the fuck out just accept it already I'm legit embarrassed for you.

>>79496743
Not an argument

>>79496743
How

>>79496785
Wrong the movie is objectively poorly written and directed.

>>79496910
objectively, you are wrong and you're objectively a literal retard.

>>79496134
Same

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>>79495056

I wonder what his secret is

reminder this movie takes place in the doug universe, the kid is roger, the homely blond he fucks is patti, and doug is just some bitchboy whos never on camera.

doug cinematic universe confirmed

>he's elbows deep cleaning up my shit but I wish he was elbows deep in my vagina

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>>79495056
>watch movie
>see girl who plays one of son's girlfriends
>think: She looks kinda familiar
>tfw it's the girl from Moonrise Kingdom who has huge tits now

>>79495056

tried to watch this drunk the other night, was so bored I had to turn it off half way through.

>>79497721
FOOKIN 'ELL!

>>79497496
he fucks 10/10s every day

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMbvcp480Y4

>>79496094
the nephew was ugly though

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>>79495056
>>79497496
I'm also confused about this.

yesterday I combed my neckbeard and went out. I asked a girl on the street if she wants a toothpick and she said no. wtf? when I followed her to tell her about my BMW she just started screaming. what is wrong with women these days?

meanwhile ugly affleck is getting chicks...pffff. stupid movies.

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>>79495186
After this scene the rest of the movie was like watching an animal go off to die alone

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>>79497721
he chose the wrong girl

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>>79499099

>>79496192
Isn't it way past your bedtime kiddo?

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>>79495186
>tfw saw images of the scene a shitton beforehand so knew what was going to happen
I didn't expect him to fucking pull the trigger instantly though, fucking hell