>Character gets punched in the face >Stumbles backward

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>character is british
>"BLOODY HELL"

>''I deserved that.''

>That all you got?

>character gets repeatedly pummeled in the face with no blocking or resistance
>successfully counters

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>comedy show/movie
>scene in museum/waxworks
>one model is a real person

>uh, ouch?

>martial arts movie
>characters hand isn't broken after fighting over 30 men
The raid 2 was so dumb

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>>79487087
>"I'm bleeding, making me the victor"

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>character defeats other guy
>breathes in
>fixes hair and adjusts bow tie
>heads back out into party like nothing happened

>>79487370
>random action and/or martial arts movie
>character deliberately takes a barrage of hits
>to show his resistance to injury and pain

>... that hurt

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>>79487384
>horror
>scene in museum/waxworks
>models were real people

>>79487087
>character is a badass
>stree fights
>character gets punched in the face everyday
>still has perfect teeth

>>79487087

Name fifty six movies where this actually happens.

>you punch like a girl

>>79487410
>"where have you been?"
>"met an old friend in the bathroom"

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>character wipes up blood with finger
>licks it

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>do you bleed
>you will

>>79487594
>what?

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>my vagina's a little dirty
>so am I

really? jesus christ

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>>79487087

>Character gets slapped in the face
>In the next shot a line of blood can be seen coming from the side of his mouth

>>79487087
>Was that suppose to hurt?

>character sees naked girl
>nose starts bleeding

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>You hit like a girl

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>character is getting beat up
>"I'm only warming up"

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>*punch*
>That's for kidnapping my wife
>*punch*
>That's for scaring my children
>*punch*
>What was that for?
>Because I felt like it

>>79487087
>protagonist is fighting the final boss
>the audience watches in horror as their hero gets the shit kicked out of him
>looks to be all over
>protagonist gets a sudden surge of motivation
>fights back against the villain with renewed strength
>quickly achieved victory but ultimately leaves you unsatisfied because the hero still took the worst beating

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>protagonist being badly beaten by antagonist
>protagonist one move away from being killed
>antagonist suddenly stops to mock the protagonist
>antagonist attacked by other character or makes some other mistake
>protagonist gets up and kills antogonist
>movie tries to make it seem like a great victory for the protagonist

>>79487384

>Main character just steps out of the camera
>extremely obvious mannequin moves their eyes in that direction and smiles

>>79488236

Those are the worst. Especially when it's the 3rd movie in the series and the other character is a girl and she mentions something like.

>that's for all those years you put me through

Like the whole plot revolved around an ex and not a villain.

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>>79488340
>other character is a girl
DREDD AND THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

>character gets punched in face
>tears shirt open
>unbelievable set of tits in lacy bra
>who said I was a guy?

>Main charachter finds a damning piece of evidence, like a photograph, a scrap of clothing, hair, CCTV footage showing the villain doing a dastardly act
>....gotcha!

>>79487564
>Character wipes up cum
>tastes it

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>>79487087
>characters are having sex
>male character cums in the females pussy
>both just fall backward and then get dressed without cleaning themselves

>"Don't move or I'll shoot!"
>other character visibly moves
>doesn't shoot

Why is this allowed?

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>character keeps cocking the gun to show they're serious

>Protagonist comes across a grunt or the villain, who's seconds away from killing them
>Secondary character is offscreen and brutally guns down the villain/grunt
>Bonus if slow mo
>Double bonus if he only shoots the weapon out of their hand, leaving the villain/grunt alive

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>>79488430

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>>79488538
>both characters hold a gun at eachother
>neither of them shoots
>like the other guy would be able to react fast enough

>>79488430
>>79488430
>character gets punched in face
>tears shirt open
>unbelievable set of tits in lacy bra
>who said I was a guy?
>in english doc
>and your other gun

>>79487113

>G'day mate!
>I love the British accent!

>>79488664

This always flares up my autism when I see this. Could anyone with gun/combat knowledge explain why this is plausible/not plausible?

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>>79487087
>Takes off bra
>Massive aereolas

>>79488739

You don't instantly die when you get shot. If you're composed enough then you could shoot back after getting shot.

>>79488787

I get that, but what if one party shot the other in the head. For the most part in the kind of scenes they're aiming at eachother's heads anyway.

>car is chasing a running character
>he doesn't run off-road

>>79487113
fokken hail maide

>>79488809

It's just to look cool and build tension.

>an english doc!

>character is happy
>character isn't having an existential crisis
It'd be nice if they at least pretended they cared about realism

>>79487539
>You look tousled. Did you two have sex?
>Something like that.

>>79488771

>being gay

Giant nips are god tier you faggot

>and your other gun
>and your other badge

>>79487473
>i am a girl

>>79488923
>and your other english, doc

>I'm getting to old for this shit.... AGAIN!

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>>79488385

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>>79487087
>character get a serious threat aimed at him in his face.
>responds with "mhhhm"

>>79487087
>Character gets powers and jumps off a building
>woohoo!

>person punches another person in the face more than five times
>act like their hand is completely fine

>>79487404
That's the Canadian version

>I need 30 seconds!
>You have 20.

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>>79487423
You got a problem with that, shirt ripper?

>>79490053
What is that hairstyle even called?

>>79490078
Pain in the front, Betty in the back

>final fight
>characther throws gun and fistfights the enemy

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>torture scene
>the tortured character doesn't know anything
>"i don't know anything.. BUT EVEN IF I DID I WOULDNT TELL AN ASSHOLE LIKE YOU"
>proceeds to get tortured harder

>>79487087
name one movie that is not a japanese cartoon where this happens.

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>>79487087
>Smart character explains thing in complete detail
>"In English, please"

>>79490848
Wonder Woman in Batman v Superman when she got hit by Doomsday

>>79487135
>this one too

>Character chasing loved one through airport before she gets on a flight
>Overweight sassy black security guard stops him at scanner
>He explains that its for love
>Black woman snaps her fingers and says "Go get em', child"

>>79487087
>you'll die
>when
>NOW XDDD

>>79491185

>Character is leaving for a long time (on a plane)
>Friends and family follow him all the way to the gate

That's not how airports work, folks.

>>79491295
Tybical :DDD

>>79489716
under8ed

>>79491916

movie must have come out before 2001

>character trained badly
>as a joke

>>79491916

>he was born post 9/11

Aren't you a little young to be posting?

>>79487087
>Character gets punched in the face.
>Wipes drop of blood off of his mouth.
>YOU BASTARD

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>>79491916
https://youtu.be/NfDUkR3DOFw

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>character is shot
>touches the wound and sees no blood
>the shooter was actually shot by another off screen character

>>79491916
Actually I was on a plane for a business trip a few weeks back and saw two parents do this for their young daughter who was flying alone. They had bought tickets just to walk all the way up to the gate and board with her just to leave as we were actually boarding. Thought it was kinda sweet but must've been like $500 to do.

>>79488430
kek

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>two characters having dialogue
>one sentence ends
>cut to a completely different filming location where a lot of time must have passed for them to get there
>next sentence is a continuation and/or reply to the previous sentence as if the conversation had never been interrupted

also
>character hangs up the phone
>doesn't say goodbye

>>79489097
Fucking love that

>character answers phone
>speaks in complete sentences without bumbling for words or stuttering

PUH-LEASE

>>79492675

>Characters getting ready for a short drive
>Sun is shining
>Cut to them driving
>It's completely dark outside

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>>79488941
*autistic screeching*

>>79490178
But Betty is a girl's name

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>>79493160
>autistic nyyyeeh-ing

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>Antagonist hires accomplices
>TECHNICALLY they're not REAL villains

>>79490284
>I finally got you right where I want you (protagonist name)
>Points gun to protagonist's head
>*click* *click*
>Loses all composure because he somehow doesn't have any ammunition