>Aryan >Alpha >Leader >Hot >Not a Chad >Hero

>>79485325
>gay
>gay
>super ass gay

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>>79485325
>Tfw you will never be as perfect as Fred.
Why are these unrealistic standards for men allowed on a kid's show?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpA8uQNbJhU

He is totally /ourguy/

>>79485347
>>79485369
/ourguy/ indeed

>not a chad

yes he is

>people here unironically prefer Velma over Daphne
Can't wrap my head around it. Same with people preferring Raven to Starfire - I have a gothic fetish and still prefer Starfire ffs.

>>79485325
What, did he steal his entire wardrobe from Hank Venture?

>>79485415
Internet normies trying to get nerd cred.

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WHAT A FUCKING ALPHA

Doesn't he have autism?

>>79485325
He was a chad though

>Not a Chad
what?

>>79485325
Likes traps, too.

>>79485971
he did on mystery incorporated

Were there any non whites on the show?

I'd call him Char. Tall, athletic, handsome, leader of his group and has a hot girlfriend.

>>79485325
He's not a chad just because he's a cheer leader?

>>79486056
Yeah, the criminals

>>79486261
No, I believe the criminals were all white as well.

>>79486068
The male cheer leaders at my school had lots of pussy. Total bros too

>>79485325
>Not a Chad

OP...

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>>79485415
Movie Velma>>>>>>>>>>>>>>movie daphne

>>79485415
What does Daphne have that velma doesn't?

>>79486403
Show me one (一) instance of him acting like a chad.

>>79486579
An hourglass figure and a ginger bush.

>>79486579
It's more what Daphne doesn't have: no freckles, no moon face, no fat. She also has long hair, which is a plus.

>>79486056
There was a policeman once, I think? my memory is blurry; and I'm pretty sure the episodes with asian or native american monsters had characters of that ethnicity in the episode

>>79486773
Yeah but she's also a slut, whereas Velma would actually be faithful to you and not off fucking scooby every 5 seconds.

>>79486773

Velma isn't nor has ever been fat

>>79486794
>but she's also a slut
Source? She remains faithful to Fred, even through his autism.

>>79486794
haha, girls like velma are always the biggest whores

>>79486821
>good looking women
>not a slut
???

>>79486773
>no fat
Velma's like ninety pounds. It's in the official bio IIRC.

>>79486425
Is this from a porn parody?

>>79486855
you don't know anything

>>79486895

No, official movie, like he said in his post. You have to learn to trust again, anon.

>>79485415
Raven has a hotter body though

>>79486894
?
That's perfectly healthy weight.

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>>79485325
Unfortunately, yes.

>>79486942
The other guy was implying she was fat.

>>79485415
If you prefer starfire over raven you don't actually have a gothic fetish, no matter what you say.

>>79485325
Let's all meet back at the malt shop.

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>>79486942

That's his point, people think Velma is fat when the truth is she's just short with decent 3 sizes

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the patrician velma

>>79486403
Fred is preppy, NOT a Chad there's a difference.. For example Zack from SBTB was preppy and AC Slater was Chad

>>79485415
lads are being honest bout themselves. a daphne requires high maintenance while a velma with a date to the flick is satisfied
dont get me wrong velma is cool but daphne is better overall

>>79486977
She looks great with the hood up but her hood down kills it.

>>79486990
I just base it off of her large jumper she tends to wear. It's very baggy.

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>Abandoned by parents
>Foster dad tried to kill him
>Became a Hobo NEET
>Too beta to get that Daphne pussy
>Real parents came back and also tried to kill him
>Cucked by Shaggy that one time
>Builds an obsession with traps because traps stop people from getting away

Yep he really is.

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>>79487086

>dat comic where Velma gets fucked by niggers
I think thats what started my blacked fetish

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>>79485325
>Aryan
>Alpha
>Leader
>Hot
>Not a Chad
>Hero
>Loyal
Dare I say, he is /ourguy/?

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>>79487178
Fuck right off, cunt.

>>79487086
no anon

traps stop people from getting too close

>>79485429
>What, did this 60s cartoon character steal his entire wardrobe from this 2000s cartoon character?
are you retarded or something

>>79486056

Scooby is a parody of a big black rasta stoner who is friend of a lanky whitey stoner (Shaggy)

Were they a draw?

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>>79487422

Forgot my picture.

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>>79485369

>>79487419
?
This is a wholesome children's show. There were never any intended drugs references.

>>79487468

Them eating so much is a parody of the 60-70's drug culture

>>79487086
Man, Mystery Incorporated was pretty fucked up. Who was its target audience supposed to be?

>>79486598
He fucks Daphne in the Jonny Bravo crossover

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>>79486995
and of course the movies still pretend that Velma is ugly

>>79486579
Functioning eye sight

>>79486261
just like real life

>>79487585
do you think Velma shaves bro?

>>79487613
Of course she does, back in those days not shaving was the cool thing to do and Velma is prude and goes against everything cool.. Daphne is the one with the huge fire crotch.

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>>79487213
Fuck you Harvey Dent is ourguy for sure

>>79487613
She's probably a secret freak with a pierced hood.

>Fred unmasking frog meme never took off

>>79486848
So true. If anything, Daphne types are potentially much more faithful.

The bespectacled fat feminist chicks are much more crazy and low self esteem, which means even more shameless sluts.

>>79487139
What episode was this?

>>79487139
context?

>>79485325
>Bland

>>79485347
how? wasnt he fucking the redhead?

>>79489250

Scooby.Doo.Mystery.Incorporated.S02E10.Night.Terrors

>>79489301

Kooky gas making them see hallucinations, Daphne thought she was kissing Fred.

>>79487086
>>79487528
they also have a VAN

Why did Velma buy oven mitts for Scooby for Christmas? I never got that as a kid.

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>>79485325
There is another one that fits the equation

>>79486056
Harlem Globetrotters

>>79489339
>Daphne Shaggy kiss
Thanks!