> there were only 3 other people in the theatre and i didnt

what movie?

>>79482476
Not being a lardass who guzzes popcorn no. But its a decent idea anon as long as nobody sees you.

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>>79482476
Congrats you're officially disgusting

>>79482476
I am genuinely horrified and disgusted

>>79482601
Going to the theater and not getting some delicious popcorn is like eating a pizza with no cheese or sauce or toppings

Im pretty sure a woman had to pick it up kek, most of the staff were female

>>79482587

Kino wick 2

>>79482601
Yeah lad i was in the back and waited till a loud scene to mask the sound of my puss hitting the bucket

>>79482679
>>79482808
What's the problem?

Youre just mad because you miss scenes in movies because youre too beta to pee in a bucket

>>79482601
>being elitist about eating popcorn
pssssssssst kill yourself retard

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>mfw when someone had to pick it up by now

What do you think their reaction will be? What will they do with it?

>>79482476
what theater? or at least what city?

>>79482476
I hope you kicked the bucket over when you were leaving to secure the jobs of the theater cleaning crew. It's the decent thing to do.

>>79482872
>mask the sound of my puss hitting the bucket
>my puss

you're a woman, that is disgusting.

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This will teach them to stop overcharging for popcorn.

>>79482949
Meant piss kek

>>79482945
Covington hollywood theatre 14 i think

>>79482946
Fuck i wish i had. Next time i will.

>>79482476
I did this while watching The Waterboy in the theater. I threw the piss in the air at the end of the movie. People thought it was water so were ok with it.

>>79482476
>now i'll never eat popcorn again without it somehow faintly smelling and slightly tasting of piss

damn you, OP, DAMN YOU TO HELL

>>79483005
kek

is that why some fat neckbeard kept taking pictures in the back with the flash on? fucking christ

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>>79482994
>it smelled like mildew had taken over the room

>mfw when it wasnt mildew

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What if the cinema has a security cam and they check and see you leave the auditorium showing JW2 and then put up a screenshot at the box office with label "DON'T SELL TICKETS TO THIS PHANTOM PISSER" and they ban you for life from all cinemas?

>>79482994
>Next time i will.
Good man

>>79483155
kek

i rarely go anyway. let them ban me

pls respond

>>79483155
I really don't think they'd care too much. He didn't pee on the floor or anything, and I'm sure much worse things happen in theater seats than someone using a piss popcorn tub.

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Am i weird for doing this

>>79483859
only if you ate the popcorn afterwards, otherwise why not do it if there was no one around to see

>>79482476
i'm going to be honest

that looks delicious

>>79483137
heh