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Plain lo in the morning.
Lola in slacks.
Lois Lane. Mmm. Come see the view. Um... Mmm-mmm.
Now the secret to the height is the building material. It's light metals which sway a bit in the wind. Hmm. And you know something about lexcorp metals, don't you, miss Lane?
>I've proven what you've done.
Wow, you're feisty. Unfortunately, that will blow away. Like sand in the desert.
>You're psychotic.
That is a three-syllable word for any thought too big for little minds. Hmm.
Next category: Circles. Round and round and round they go to find superman. Wrong category, boy. No, no, triangles. Yes, euclid's triangle inequality. The shortest distance between any two points is a straight path. And I believe the straightest path to superman is a pretty little road... Mmm. Called Lois Lane.
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>>79482245
You came back.
You came back.
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>>79482276
Boy, do we have problems up here! The problem of...Of evil in the world. Uh, the problem of absolute virtue.
>I'll take you in without breaking you. Which is more than you deserve.
The problem of you on top of everything else. You above all. Ah, because that's what god is. Horus. Apollo. Jehovah. Kal-El.
Clark. Joseph. Kent.
See, what we call god depends upon our tribe, Clark-Joe. Because god is tribal. God takes sides. No man in the sky intervened when I was a boy to deliver me from daddy's fist and abominations. Mmm. I figured out way back, if god is all-powerful, he cannot be all-good. And if he is all-good, then he cannot be all-powerful. And neither can you be. They need to see the fraud you are. With their eyes. The blood on your hands.
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>What have you done?
Hmm. And tonight, they will. Yes. Because you, my friend, have a date. Hmm. Across the bay. Ripe fruit, his hate. Two years growing. But it did not take much to push him over, actually. Little red notes, big bang. You let your family die! And now you will fly to him. And you will battle him. To the death. Black and blue. Fight night! The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world. God versus man. Day versus night. Son of Krypton versus bat of Gotham.
>You think I'll fight him for you?
Hmm, yes, I do. I think you will fight-fight-fight for that special lady in your life.
>She's safe on the ground. How about you?
Close, but I am not talking about Lois. No. Every boy's special lady is his mother.
Martha, Martha, Martha.
Hmm.
Why, the mother of a flying demon must be a witch. The punishment for witches, what is that?
That's right.
Death by fire.
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>Where is she?
I don't know! I would not let them tell me! Uh-uh-uh! If you kill me, Martha dies. And if you fly away, mmm, Martha also dies. But if you kill the bat... Martha lives.
There we go. There we go. Hmm. And now god bends to my will.
Ooh, now the cameras are waiting at your ship. For the world to see the holes in the holy. Yes, the almighty comes clean about how dirty he is when it counts. To save Martha, bring me the head of the bat.
Mother of god, would you look at the time? When you came here, you had an hour. Now it's less.
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>>79482245
>>79482276
>>79482309
>>79482340
>>79482370
PRAISE
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>all those puns
pure kino dialogue
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>>79482309
I loved this scene
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>>79482245
dolly in socks
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>>79482245
>tfw you unironically love Eisenberg Lex
It's a lonely feel
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>>79483190
>Eisenberg
What the fuck did you expect?
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>>79483153
plebs don't understand that this movie was actually just Lex Luthor's origin story
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>>79483153
I liked him too. I've noticed lately that a lot of cape villains are kind of blandly idealistic, they have some goal that the hero disagrees with but generally just go about their plan in a boringly business like fashion. Lex is good because he has a plan, but a lot of the stuff he does is motivated solely by being a complete prick. For example.
>He assassinated Senator Finch, which is just business, but he left a jar of piss on her desk as a cruel joke just before he killed her. Pure evil.
>Kidnapping Martha Kent to force Superman to fight Batman is standard villain shit, but he also wrote the word "WITCH" on her forehead in the pictures he showed Superman. That's fucked up.
>Generally being a creepy sleaze who enjoys disrespecting personal space. Like when he placed a jolly rancher into the government guy's mouth, or sniffed Lois' hair.
It's the extra touches that make him truly evil.
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Lex was pure kino.
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Too bad Justice League is gonna suck because WB have put Snyder on a leash.
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PRAISE
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jesus christ, watching it was cringe but reading it is somehow worse
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