American Psycho ruined my life. >At a party. >Drunk as

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American Psycho ruined my life.

>At a party.
>Drunk as fuck.
>See a 7/10.
>Go there and strike up conversation.
>We get to quoting movies and guess where they're from.
>I pull "You're a fucking ugly bitch, I wanna kill you and play around with your blood".
>She doesn't know American Psycho.
>Slaps me and tells everyone what I said.
>I get beaten up and someone slashes the tires of my car.
>Word spreads around school I'm a lunatic. To prove them wrong, I send everyone a link to the scene to prove I was quoting American Psycho.
>People get to watching other scenes.
>It turns out American Psycho is a really fucking weird movie.
>Everyone is calling me American Psycho now.
>They write messages in ketchup on my locker.
>They throw business cards at me.
>They blast "Hip to be Square" when I pass by.
>Someone actually sent me a fake reservation to Dorsia's.

I want to get off Patrick Bateman's wild ride.