>Movie about Italians starts AYYYYYA MUMMA WHYA ISA THEA

>>79471262
Now do one about Aussies, Brits, Yanks, Canucks, and Jews

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>>79471389
They exist mate.

>go to England on vacation with some friends
>we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
>it starts to get dark out
>go to check my watch
>I forgot it
>Decide to go ask someone
>find someone to ask
>ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SAX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
>have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat it
>YOU WOT M8?
>he starts to laugh maniacally
>Big Ben rings out
>everyone stops in the fucking street
>a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
>the fucking queen herself sticks her head out
>OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
>driver pokes his head out
>6 BONGERS?
>another man leaps out of the fucking sewer
>6 FECKING BONG?
>people start pouring out in the street
>YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG-
>store clerks and chimney sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
>we try to get away, the filth is choking me
>SIX A-BONG, SIX A-BONG, OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX-A-BONG!
>the lyrics drown everything out, can't avoid the dancers
>BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM-
>OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG!
>fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point
>our fucking faces

>>79471442
That didn't happen

>>79471442

I for one kekked

>>79471567

>Big Ben rings out
>everyone stops in the fucking street

If you're near enough to him, that does actually happen you know.

>>79471442
>SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
kek

>>79471442
I dont understand the bong part. Is that the onomatipoeia of Big Ben's chime?

>>79471817
https://twitter.com/big_ben_clock

>>79471262

>Go to Italian friend's house
>He pops a DVD into his PS3
>The Godfather starts playing

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Mmmm I love Italian food
Mama Mia!

>>79471262

HEY WASSA COMIN A GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCTlTHt2U4M

>>79471817
no its referencing how much weed they're smoking