until sally jane learns to grow a pair and stop deleting pics she herself uploaded, this'll do.
QOTD: What do you think counts as a film and what doesn't?
>>>/wsg/1546012
what is this?
Literally Embryo: The general
>>79465322
that french brotherhood of the werewolf flick.
it's shit.
What movie or television show is this?
>>79465378
Letterboxd
>>79465378
>/tv/ is only for the discussion of a film or a tv show
You're stupid
>>79465230
>she
>herself
>>79465479
>grow a pair
>>79465230
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>79436315
(Please link this in the OP, in future)
February been has been a slow month.
Still have to watch Lion to be done with the fucking best movies in the AA, not feeling it one bit after watching Hacksaw Ridge and Hidden Figures. (Nocturnal Animals was terrible but gladly it wasnt nominated for best flick)
>>79465692
Oh, oh, oh! Very much so!
Also,
CURRENT THREAD!!: >>79465230
Very, but, very, but very important!
>>79465697
Why was NA terrible?
>>79465230
please do not put me in a photo with Big Jim
>>79465697
the first half of Lion is solid, but it falls apart after the 20 year timeskip
>>79465801
because it's an exploitation flick, but Tom Ford has his head too far up his ass to make it an effective one, instead focusing on turgid drama and hamhanded metaphor
What movies do embryos like?
Tom Ford > John Ford
Choose substance not empty style
>>79465911
the movies you like
>>79465919
my penis is unbelievably smooth today
>>79465801
The editing looked like it was make on WMM, that definitely has something to do with it.
This is the most passive agressive movie i've ever seen and its desguised as a revenge movie.
Also the whole pro-life thing is really dull and hammered into your head.
I honestly dont know why some directors feel like their allegories must be spoon-fed to their audiences..
>>79465692
>Please link this in the OP, in future
why
>>79465916
>substance
one of his movies is literally im a gay passive agressive asshole and the other one is i hate abortions wtf
>>79466006
So it can be easily found, of course.
>>79466028
Okay, but who needs that lel
>>79465980
What about your hands?
>>79466049
People who want to find the previous thread, for whatever reason.
>>79466101
if i could i'd post a vid shuffling cards to prove it right.
hello
>>79465980
let he who knows kino cast the first bone
>>79466146
me when i look at emma, obviously
Does anybody actually talk about other profiles in these threads? Usually 3-4 people post their profiles and get a couple of responses. The most of the thread is just incoherent ramblings.
>>79466210
we're talking about smoothhands right now, silly.
>>79466210
man like smoothhands
>>79466103
Sounds autistic. Anyone interested could use an archive which gives a lot more options too
>>79466210
>incoherent ramblings
Post examples.
As I see, the ramblings usually are pretty coherent
ram·bling
ˈramb(ə)liNG/Submit
adjective
1.
(of writing or speech) lengthy and confused or inconsequential.
synonyms: long-winded, verbose, wordy, prolix; More
2.
(of a plant) putting out long shoots and growing over walls or other plants; climbing.
"rambling roses"
synonyms: trailing, creeping, climbing, vining
"a rambling rose"
>>79466304
Dumb dictionarydefinition poster
>>79466395
yeah you're right, that had no reason to exist, my bad.
>>79466304
>inconsequential
proved my point
>>79466210
Nope, /lbg/ is ruined for a while, we gotta wait the trolls to leave.
They been here before and they left
with time we win
>>79466462
>Nope, /lbg/ is ruined for a while, we gotta wait the trolls to leave.
:)
>They been here before and they left
:^)
>with time we win
:^D
You earned the (You)
>>79466519
I'm watchingt (You)
>>79465230
What are the /lbg/ memes of 2017 so far?
>>79466558
my favorite is "bravo to your tastes good sir"
>>79466578
>discord memes
WHAT'S UP FAGS
>>79466210
>incoherent ramblings
You're a lying WHORE with NO proof
>>79466695
WHAT'S UP, HOT DOG?
>>79466861
How did you blank post?????????!!!!!
>>79465697
plembryo
>>79466926
:^|
>>79466968
Well, at least plembryo is above embryo
>>79467022
pleb + embryo = plembryo
>>79466968
>implying
I aint seeing your profile you little dipshit
>>79467130
you're still a plembryo
Someone post Amaranth's cock, strictly for educational purposes.
SOMEONE PLEASE POST AMARANTH'S HAND
>>79468103
whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es deem himself worthy to be followed by me
>>79468256
/smoothhands
let he who knows kino cast the first stone
>>79468157
>tattoos
>>79468287
already follow farn
>>79468287
Emma
>>79468297
how do you know it's not an injury from practicing knife technique?
Only faggots get triggered over tattoos or smoking
>>79468351
Girls can't into knife technique. Any more dumb questions or are you finished?
>>79468464
That's sexist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRYlcOfNzBQ
>>79468502
Woman wishes to wish away the differences between the sexes. - but then, that is the nature of woman.
>>79468532
Damn...
>>79468647
i don't know why but this use of fedora image made me laugh
Just came back from the cinema, Emily Jean a qt, A QT!!!
MUH DICK
THANK YOU BASED CRITERION
>>79468691
tell us something that we don't already know
I KNOW AMARANTH'S SECRET
>>79468694
What is this?
>>79468694
Indeed, based Criterion.
But Ghost World and one of the worst Palms ever are light choices at best
>>79468814
among the May releases Criterion announced today
https://www.criterion.com/boxsets/1258-martin-scorsese-s-world-cinema-project-no-2
>>79467179
his 1600 movies are more than like 95% of /lbg/
Is criterion the best film distribution company?
the only Crapterion you should be excited for is Good Morning
>>79468694
>Limite
>Taipei Story
>Big Al and three other very interesting films
That's a savage box, damn
>i hateee the criterion collection so much my faves? everything by hollywood :)
>>79468694
a little disappointing desu, only in that at least a few of those should've been stand-alone releases with more specific extras (Insiang, Mysterious Object at Noon, Limite, and definitely Taipei Story)
ofc, it's great that they're releasing them at all though
>>79468888
Not sure what you mean. Home video label? I think Arrow and Masters of Cinema release more films I'm interested in, personally.
>>79468888
not even 2nd best.
>>79468888
in the US, no question
just keep in mind that they are business. and not dictating the "canon" of World Cinema (like some fanboys are deluded enough to believe)
>>79469044
Never found one person who restricted himself to Criterion catalogue as the only canon
>Criterion releasing Orson Welles' Othello
>Orson Welles in blackface
>2017
ewwwwwww. fucking dropped. hopefully they'll come to their senses and shelve it and burn the negatives.
>>79469359
Last Tango In Paris is also on Filmstruck. This sick company needs to go out of business asap
>>79469359
Where is this? Which version? Or did you just make it up.
>>79469439
>he doesn't know Othello
you're lower than a pleb, because even plebs know Shakespeare
>>79469520
wow, did you deliberately not answer the question or did you fail to understand it and shit this out?
>>79469584
Can't you follow a thread or just infer meaning by context, mato?
>>79469439
Both versions senpai
https://www.criterion.com/films/28621-othello
thanks, Criterion shill!
/sarcasm
>>79469763
Cringe: the post
>>79469710
Thanks. It didn't show up when I searched for 'Orson Welles.' Would have been great if they could have gotten Filming 'Othello' as well, but this is still good news.
/ΠάσταΦλώρα
>>79469905
pastafrola
hola
Criterion? more like SHITERION
>>79470163
>i hateee the criterion collection so much my faves? everything by hollywood :)
It's a crazy notion to me that some people actually hate Criterion. I mean, why?
>>79470283
We need to dispel this fiction that the Criterion Collection doesn't know what they're doing, they know EXACTLY what they're doing.
>>79470283
Maybe they mistake the company for the worshipful fans.
Would you hate McDonalds because of fat americans inherently associated as their biggest fans?
>>79470283
because of its association with hipsters in the mid-00s using the brand as a sign of "superior taste"
>>79470283
because it's popular
>>79470283
Because there's way too many Wes Anderson's in it.
>>79470396
I hate americans without considering McDonalds :)
>>79470283
because they are ENTRY-LEVEL
>>79470482
More like not enough. And they're always great releases too
>>79470595
>not enough
they have them all except The Grand Budapest Hotel, and that'll probably make it sooner rather than later
>>79465867
who are you
https://letterboxd.com/robertopancake/
I was blown away by Network recently. I expected a "dude the news is corrupt lmao" message due to how iconic the "mad as hell" scene is, but it was so much more than that.
What are some of your favorite Lumet films? Are Serpico or The Verdict up my alley if I loved Network and 12 Angry Men?
>>79470536
Entry-level is a stupid concept, even more if you associate it with bad, and in criterion's case it's simply false
>>79470653
Network is one of Emily Jean's favorite movies
>>79470653
>If Lumet is my alley, will Lumet be my alley?
>>79470536
Its not like you faggot is watching something thats not trash b movie shit
>>79470507
sup miranna
https://letterboxd.com/Synt/
Expresso Bongo is legitimately great, and I'm very pleased I've actually found a Val Guest film that wasn't totally forgettable or crap.
>DUDE I'M SYNT LMAO SO COOL XD
https://letterboxd.com/machill54/
Free fire is so incredibly loud
Ben Wheatley owns he is a fat manlet nerd who is extremely funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOH9trJLedk
>DUDE I'M MACHILL54 LMAO SO COOL XD
>>79470752
Every director has films that don't measure up or are tonally different than their greats. I think it's still a legitimate question.
>>79470740
Who gives a shit about Emily Jean?
>>79471188
everyone does
>>79471102
a crappy blog-tier review site I used to write for gave him a bad review once and he personally e-mailed us asking why we didn't like the film and that we didn't understand it.
>>79471219
He fully seems like the kind of guy that would do that
but he also seems like a guy that genuinely loves film and makes them for all the right reasons. Look forward to his version of frank miller's hard boiled
>>79471204
well I don't
>>79465916
>Tom Ford
>substance
pick one
>>79471349
everyone does
Frances Ford > Aleksander Ford > Ford Beebe > John Ford > Francis Ford Coppola > Philip Ford > Eugene Forde > Tom Ford
>>79465916
imagine being this much of a pleb
>>79466558
Can't think of nothing strong right now
>>79465916
Genuinely curious if you made a mistake and meant for this to be reversed
https://letterboxd.com/SwimmingPool/
I'll probably watch Moonlight tonight. The Exterminating Angel was hilarious and very engaging.
>>79471349
>You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr Beale.
>I don't rate
>>79471801
I love women so much I'd like to have sex with women pretending to be a man so I can pretend I'm having lesbian sex
>>79471758
you've been watching a bunch of kino lately
>>79471909
Very good, sadly got overrated with the >le best film of the year branding.
>>79471758
Dreamers is disgutsing other than that n1
>>79472041
I honestly think it will hold up on repeated viewings. Almost every scene is operating on two levels. I can't wait to see it again.
>>79470653
>What are some of your favorite Lumet films?
You mean what are your favorite Paddy Chayefsky films, embryo.
>>79472229
No, I meant Sidney Lumet. But your favorite Chayefsky would be appreciated as well, what do you suggest?
Is Sally Jane Black a /tv/ mod? Why do any pictures of her posted in /lbg/ get deleted and punished with a ban.
>>79472117
>n1
what does this mean? I thought Dreamers was fine probably too full of itself but I enjoyed it and I like Michael Pitt
>>79471928
I'm trying to make the most of my time since I've got to go back to uni soon
>>79472630
What I meant was that Network is clearly more of a Paddy Chayefsky (screenwriter) movie rather than Sidney Lumet.
But Instead I'll direct you to a Michael Ritchie film, The Candidate, starring Robert Redford.
>>79470653
>>79472630
I'll also suggest Talk Radio by Oliver Stone
>>79473211
>her
>>79473386
>>79473541
Thanks for the recs, fellas!
>>79473211
I usually report them because they repulse me. Times I haven't, they have stayed up. I don't think there is a mod/janitor monitoring these threads, otherwise.
>>79473211
acid is a /tv/ mod, he's probably the one removing them
>>79473843
classic
>>79473843
>>79473893
THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT YOU IN A GLASS JAR ON A MANTLEPIECE
>>79473770
That explains it. That tranny lover is always defending him.
Why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM
Is he /lbg/?
>>79475231
Thoughts?
>>79475824
>the role of a life time
lost it desu
>>79476108
Hello
>>79476284
>>79476417
Looks like we're the only ones here, why don't we slip into something more, comfortable.
>>79477093
(´・ω・`)
>>79477269
I'm wearing nothing underneath my robe, right now the only thing between you and 300lbs of male excellence, is my thin silk robe.
>>79477648
>>79477714
I'm only human, can't you see? I made—I made a mistake. Please just look me in my face, tell me everything's okay.
I'm a stinky tranny who jiggles my boobies and wiggles my peeper while I watch cinema.
>>79477937
throw that throw that boipucci
throw that throw that boipucci
>>79476025
/tv/ is such garbage. Don't bring it here
>>79478880
Name one film that's a better experience than taking a cock.
>>79478946
I can't.
>>79478946
Salo or 120 Days of Sodom
>>79478993
I'd rather take a cock
>>79478946
sounds extremely painful
Who else here from /imdb/?
Hi guys, I'm new here!
https://letterboxd.com/MoobieCreep/
>>79480183
Lol the safety is obviously still on
My dad told me when I was a baby he choked me because I was crying, I've always had a thing for necks
>>79480183
why you've seen so many 80s movies
I want to sleep sleep now, night night don't let the bed bugs bite.
I love you <3
>>79479366
Maybe for you, but I've had a lot of anal experience. With enough lube I can take even the biggest guys.
Haven't watched much recently
>>79480390
Cause I was born in the 80's and it's muh jam
>>79477714
i like this
>>79480183
>Literally not one rating with a half star
>>79481257
i dont do half stars
>>79481257
>>79481913
lmao that guy must be so embarrassed
>>79480735
lmao go to bed gramps
Is Andy Warhol the most underrated director ever?
>>79482170
no, the real answer isJames Healey
>>79480601
>L'Avventura = The Lobster
:^)
Why did Todd Gaines give Rogue One a 4.5 rating?
>>79481939
Yeah i've just spent the last hour crying in my closet
i like australian movies
does anyone else like australian movies
>>79483382
Yes, I'm writing an eighty page script of that exchange as we speak.
>>79484049
Me
Have you seen not quite hollywood
Wonderful documentary
>Emily Jean was 12 when I discovered 4chen
>Hi, I'm Michael Haneke. I am a director of such subversive and thought-provoking cinemas as Cachay and Funny Games. I have a severe hatred for modernity, and the West in general. I think white, upper-class Europeans need to take a step back and examine their choices, realizing how everything they do effects others across the world. Romanian people, Somalian people, I could go on. I have an upcoming film called "Happy End" which will examine the microagressions leveled by upper-class French to the migrants, who are on the receiving end of such indignities on a daily basis. My magnum opus is The White Ribbon, a chilling work of critical theory which posits the rise of German fascism was a result of evil puritanical Christians. I hate Christians, almost as much as I hate Europeans. And modernity. And the Western hemisphere. #RefugeesAreWelcomeHere
What did he mean by this?
4chan was 7 when I lost my innocence to her
https://letterboxd.com/Lozjudai/
Is remorse a weakness?
>>79485190
His right you know
>>79485307
Remorse is the total rejection of weakness.
name a better film
>>79485547
Jaws
>>79485547
Like Someone In Love.
>>79485670
Caspere knew this
>>79485547
>>79485628
>>79485670
>no emily jean
>>79484926
I haven't, I would like to see more Australian movies first so it makes more sense to me but I'm having trouble tracking down some. Thankfully SBS On Demand have had a few
>falling for le Daisies meme
Give me the quick rundown on Emily Jean, who is she?
https://letterboxd.com/mary/
<3 hi guys I'm new here
>>79486214
t. fembryo
>>79486214
Why do people do this? Just post random girl profiles?
>>79486214
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
>>79486300
I too am a fembryo, how many films should I log before I am no longer an embryo?
>>79486384
Anywhere between Miranna and Shao Liu ringon
>>79486630
Where does synt and amaranth fit into the equation?
>>79486886
Synt fits under my arm and Amaranth is in the corner by herself
I'm new to Letterboxd, should I log movies as I watch them or go through lists and log as much shit that I've seen as I can?
>>79487134
Whichever you want to do
I would eat the heck out of that burger, by the way
>>79487134
https://letterboxd.com/films/popular/
Good starting point, you can filter by decades too
Best Paul Verhoeven.
Hottest letterboxd user?
>>79489042
Evolution Rex
>>79487134
>go through lists and log as much shit that I've seen as I can?
Do you have that kind of time? If you do, you need to find better uses of your time.
>>79490115
Hopefully hot from being burned on a stake
>>79490264
Rude.
>>79486214
*awkwardly walks up to you*
>h-hi
*heavy breathing*
>w-w-welcome to /lbg/
>tfw can smell your vagina but too engrossed in film
>tfw sally unfollows you
Does anyone else masturbate when they're here? I don't even do it on purpose, I'll just be strolling down reading posts and then I'll look down and I'm jerking myself off.
>>79491246
go nuts >>79491296
>>79491296
Where did you get this? Well, enjoy your ban. I've got lots of time to remove them all.
Where can we put Sal's photo that will piss him of the most?
>>79491428
why would you waste your own time on something like this?
But why does he want the pics deleted? Wasn't he so proud of how great he looks?
>>79491502
lulz
>>79491509
>he
Get out
>>79491520
how old are you?
Prove me wrong /lbg/
>>79491557
hi sal
Is someone defending this thing ironically os is it legit?
>>79491585
how old are you?
>>79483439
why not? the movie is almost perfect
>>79491610
>come to lbg expecting le filme discussion
>it's actually a special snowflake hugbox full of people who reduce art to dick size comparison
phuq
>>79492590
>le filme discussion
Leddit can give you what you want
>>79492641
fuck no
reddit circle jerking is fucking cancer
this thread is comparable only lacking any substance
Which BD release of Heat looks more right to you, /lbg/? JPN BD or the recent Director's Definitive Edtion?
http://caps-a-holic.com/c.php?a=1&x=472&y=214&d1=9769&d2=9781&s1=94769&s2=94895&l=1&i=9&go=1
can I rate without writing a faggy review
>>79492877
yes
Rate me, baby.
>>79493339
4/5, the lowest possible score in your rating system
>>79493514
The lowest I've rated is 0.5 stars, I've just been watching movies I really enjoy lately.
>>79486350
Ancient pasta, haven't seen this in years
https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/5tbida/time_to_update_the_reddit_top_250_for_2017_come/
Who's ready?
>>79493706
All my picks would be outliers with one or two votes. They need contrarians, I suppose...
>>79486151
She is pepe the frog IRL
>>79492832
http://caps-a-holic.com/c.php?a=1&x=430&y=258&d1=9769&d2=9781&s1=94763&s2=94890&l=1&i=4&go=1
Yellow makes more sense to me than blue, so the uk director's
>>79494532
It's zoomed in, though and seems to show slightly less detail. A bit disappointing.
>>79492832
The yellowish release is more accurate to how human eye perceives colors.
>>79491296
>don't respond to this.
What did she mean by this?
>>79491391
Her Twitter that is linked on her Letterboxd profile lmao.
My ban for "doxing" because I posted that had it's appeal denied. /tv/ mods mang.
>>79495321
So it probably wasn't 'her' who got it removed from the archive, eh.
>>79495276
>thinking a transgender person is in any way relevant
Don't do that again.
>>79495276
It means that's someone(thing) very secure about the strength of their arguments :)
>>79495455
Cultural marxism is hell of a drug, though these are not even useful retards...
>>79486151
i want to marry her
>>79495413
As a tranny who can actually pass after years of transitioning, I fucking hate that Twitter post so much.
You have no idea.
>>79496821
>As a tranny who can actually pass
LOL
>>79496879
It took 8 years and a ton of surgery but I pass completely in public.
The secret is to not go outside dressed as a girl if you look like a freak like Sally Jane Black. Most trannies who started around my age turn out fine, the problem is the loud ones are always the hideous freaks who jump the gun and go out looking like ogres.
>>79496821
Post your profile so I can block you
>>79491580
wasn't he relieved of his head at the beginning of III?
>>79496941
are you cronikeys
>>79496941
Having a phase, bb?
>>79497201
emperor Ming is supreme leader snoke! Flash Gordon is part of the Star Wars Cinematic Universe
Some inspiring words from Emily Jean
>>79497387
Explain
>>79493706
>99% is american films
disgusting
>>79497659
no one gives a crap about your cloudy nowhere country, bro.
>>79497697
keep watching Wes Anderson and Coen Bros
>go to post profile
>duplicate image
wow how hasn't this thread died since last night
>Right Now, Wrong Then was about the director's own affair with the leading actress and the reality of the affair crystallized in the director's wife's mind upon viewing the movie
mad man desu
>>79498042
I'd cheat on my wife with Kim Min-hee too
>>79498042
He basically makes the same movie again and again. It only occurred to her now he was fucking around?
Also Kim Min-hee is gorgeous.
What does everyone think of John Wick here? Is it actually good?
>>79498373
It's kino
>>79498373
It's film
>>79498373
It is good (the first, haven't seen second) but I don't think it's amazing.
In my opinion it doesn't have the energy of the raid filmsor free fire or crank
hey ya'll
>>79498508
Interesting
>>79498546
Good to know
>>79498609
Fair, I might watch it within the next couple days. Had no interest before but friends have sort of given me hype by osmosis for the sequel, so might check that out as well.
What does /lbg/ think of this?
>>79497768
Damn, you showed him
>>79498095
>>79498114
For someone not delirious with yellow fever, she's a 5.5/10
>>79498042
Thanks for reminding me I need to watch that
>>79498760
Poor Trigger Discipline
>>79498894
Sorry you like masculine hairy "females" then
>>79498987
>it's gooks or trannies, that's all the world can offer
>>79499165
>>79499165
>>79499165
NEW TREAT, VERY YUMMY
>>79499236
Is this some film reference I should get? What does the button do?
>>79499339
:^)
>>79499339
The Young Pope. A young negress brings the Pope a snack.
>>79499578
Some chocolate? ;^)
>>79499578
>negress
She wasn't black
>>79499634
Indians are the true blacks