>Permission to speak freely, sir? >Granted soldier. >You're

>>79462718
>..., sir!

Name 15 movies where this happens

>>79463783
Synergy Commandos: Sexslop Siberian Survival

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>Do you swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
>Yes...you're ugly.

>>79462718
>W-where are we?
>Not where are we. WHEN are we?

>>79463783
Permission Granted: A Tale of One Asshole

>im gettin' to old for this shit

>I have a plan, but you're not going to like it

>I need backup.
>there is not backup!

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>you know i could put you in prison for this, right?
>i just said what all of us are thinking, sir....

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>character gets off the toilet without wiping or washing their hands
>there's no toilet-paper-seat to stop their ass cheeks touching the toilet seat
>film is supposed to be gritty

>character insults mob boss
>whole room goes silent
>mob boss starts chuckling
>"this kid's got balls, I'll give him that"
>everyone in the room starts laughing along with mob boss

>You're a big guy
>For you