So we got a Chris Kyle movie,but why no movie about the

>>79462304
because Russians would get butthurt and try to invade Finland again

because when was the last time you heard of finns making movies

>>79462304
Because unlike Chris Kyle's bullshit this actually happened and makes sense.

>OH MY GOD 9/11 DAMN WE NEED TO GET THESE DAMN TERRORISTS
>JUMP TO SCENE IN IRAQ

>>79462333
They just made a movie about that faggot artist Tom of Finland.

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hirviniemi,jaajo and sami hedberg should act in that movie

>>79462304
Because Finns are shit and no one with an IQ over 5 (which is everyone that lives outside of Brain Damage: The Country) would ever bother watching a film about those alcoholic wannabe mongols and their pretend language.

YOU'RE IN THE SNIPER'S SIGHTS

THE FIRST KILL TONIGHT

TIME TO DIE

YOU'RE IN THE BULLETS WAY

THE WHITE DEATH'S PREY

SAY GOODBYE

>Having a manlet as a protagonist
lmao

>>79462304
It's a swedish mauser, that's not him.

>>79462304
It's a picture of a Sweddish volunteer. Hardly a movie material.

Because Simo Hayha didn't leave behind family members clamoring to monetize his legacy through whatever means possible.

Nor did he write a self-aggrandizing memoir glorifying his role in the war without the slightest hint of self-reflection or criticism.

also he was 5'3 and therefore cannot be the protagonist of a movie

>>79462304
Carlos Hathcock?

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Cast him
Bare in mind he is 5'3"

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>>79462304
>that feel when no film about Marttinen, the best officer in the Finnish army during Winter & Continuation wars.

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>>79462304
close enough?

>>79463231
That movie sucks huge dicks

>>79462796
Tommi Cruisiilainen

>>79462803
that's jude law, you idiot

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Biopic when?

Cast her.

>>79462460
Parts of American Sniper were actually funny, like that cut. Americlaps have no self-awareness

>>79462587
Finns are based.

It would be too kino

He takes a small amount of snow, puts it in his mouth to avoid breathing out huge blooms of air.

Then he holds his breath and hits a Russian in the throat from 300m. His face turns white, and a 1m2 area covers in blood.

>>79463519
torilla tavataan :D :D :D fug

>>79462796
Tom Cruise

>>79463655
Already beat you to it, fag >>79463385

The guy in OP's pic isn't Simo Häyhä btw. Its some swedish volunteer

>>79462803
The guy on the right looks very Finnish.

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>Simo, the Russians are coming!
>OH FUG :-DDDDDD

>>79462333
You should check out Aki Kaurismäki, tbqh lad.

>>79462304
Because plebs and redditors would rather watch another "Merica vs le evil muslims" gunshit blockbuster. I watched American Sniper and it was such a boring slog. Chris Kyle was such a blank shell, only going on about muh country, muh family. Haven't been that bored by a film since my faggot ex-husband dragged me to see Avengers.
I'll tell you what, this Simo is a proper sniper. He deserves a film better than Eastwood's Oscar bait bullshit.

>>79462304
That picture is not Simo Häyhä

>>79462304
>muh propaganda figure
kill yourself

>>79462304
who took this picture?

>>79464658
a russian ghost

>>79462333
there was a dudesons movie

Mongols pls leave, we get it you are proud of your khan heritage

>best sniper ever

Killing wave tactic Russians isn't hard. Craig Harrison did a much harder record, which was a 1.5m long sniper shot using a weapon that shouldn't have been able to reach that range.

>>79465040
>1.5m
Why didn't he just stab him to death at that range?

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>>79463231
K I N O

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>>79462333
Iron sky 2 comes out this year

>>79463494
>not knowing about the Soviet - I mean, Russia kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh9mTLqW1O4

It's actually quite mediocre, but some interesting scenes.

>>79465090
You god damn knew I meant miles.

>>79465341
>Battle for Sevastopol
>The year Russia took Sevastopol from Ukraine

Fucking cheeky cunts I swear like.

>>79465040
Hitting shots like that is pure luck, tbqhwf

Hayha was a legend, but he's a bit overrated by Naziboos who have wet dreams about killing commies. The Soviet snipers were much better, but that's also unfair considering they were actual snipers rather than sharpshooters like Hayha (who also used his SMG quite a lot)

>>79465365
How was I supposed to know if you don't use proper fucking notation. Say I hand in a paper and use mm instead of μm will my professor 'know god damn well' what I meant?

>>79462304
who would play him? idris elba?

>>79463231

Great film.

>>79465387
they did this flick togerther though

>>79465288
it's a reddit flick

>>79465558
Filming began before the whole Maidan thing, though.

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>>79465431

>>79465406
Nah. Wasn't luck. The guy just said it was perfect conditions. Dry. No wind. It wasn't luck. Wanna know why? He hit three targets at that range. Two humans and then did the even harder shot of hitting their machine gun so it broke.

>>79465406
>overrated by Naziboos
he was some sort of a finnish propaganda boost
it's obvious that his skills were exaggerated

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>>79462304
>best sniper in history

They already made that

>>79465817
Jesus christ, they put "Van Dam" up there with no picture because it's Rob Van Dam.

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>>79465908
They put Seagal on the poster despite having very little screen time.

>>79465908
It's pretty clever, actually.

If I used Cruise, Connery, Pitt, Clooney, Affleck or some other iconic actor's last name as my stage name, would I be hired as a marketing tool for shitty B-movies?

>>79465967
I'm not /k/ by any means, but how the fuck hasn't he learned to properly handle a gun with such a long career in action movies?

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We need Torni's biopic asap.

>>79466064
Is this Kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ueOdWhlcm8

>>79466053
Seagal is a part time reserve deputy sheriff in some Arizona jerkwater town

I'm sure he knows how to handle a gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn4d-UqPVN4

>>79465817
please tell me this isn't real
>>79465967
fucking hell, I want Hollywood or whoever made this to burn
>>79466053
I think he doesn't like them

>>79462587
butthurt ruskie detected

>>79462333
>he hasn't seen The Winter War

>>79466655
Niggga THIS. brings back memories of me and the bros watching that shit on a vcr in my friends camper

>>79465967
>Foregrip and no other front end attachments
>Sauntering around with a gun
>Doesn't lower center of gravity when moving
>Can't hold a rifle properly

He has an extra chromosome, right?

>>79465288
I dont think so.
Its been production hell for long time and Timo doesnt know what the fuck to do with the material they shot in Belgium.

>>79466064
This could work and make interesting movie.

>>79462304
Patrik Laine?

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>>79462587
What got you so butthurt about Finns?

t. Finn

What would the movie even be about? It's just him sitting in a tree sniping hundreds of random Russians and then getting injured in a carpet bombing.

>Simo, go kill Russians!
>Okay.

because no one in us gives a shit about finland

>>79465406
>>79465738
>he was some sort of a finnish propaganda boost
>it's obvious that his skills were exaggerated
Probably but doesn't undo the fact that the Russians feared him and put a bounty on his head.

>>79462796
Some chinese actor like bobby chink from starswar

>>79462304
Heinz Severloh?

>>79466978
pretty sure he's a swede

>>79465040
He was so deadly and feared, the day he woke up from his coma the Russians decided to pull out of Finnland.

It's true, look it up.

>>79467336
Oh okay. I'd be totally butthurt too if my country was in the middle of a suicide.

>>79465406
>>79465738
He had been a hunter since a little kid, a rifle was literally both his hobby and a job. You know what the propaganda about his story was? The exaggeration of his 505 confirmed sniper kills to around 800.

This dude was literally known and feared on the Soviet side too. They even order artillery strikes just to wipe this one pesky fuck off the planet.

>>79467336
Swedes are bros. It's just Russians who have a negative attitude towards Finland.

>>79462304
Because it wouldn't really be sniper film.

Häyhä was a designated platoon marksman and did all kinds of shit in addition to sniping Russkies.

Also there's no dramatic arc. Just the grind of slowly losing to the bad guys with more guns and men.

How depressing would that be.

>>79466064
Call it FUCK COMMIES.

>>79462304
because Chris Kyle was actually a good sniper while this mongoloid looking fuck was just an effective sharpshooter

>>79465406
>muh Lyudmila "300 confirmed kills" Pavlichenko
>not also propoganda

>>79462304
That's not Häyhä.

It's a picture of some Swedish soldier who volunteered to fight for Finland.

>>79467537

Sounds kino to me.

>>79467740
>finnish propaganda is better than ukranian propaganda

>>79467768
I mean 500 is a higher number than 300.

>>79467492
Never understood this, I have lot of russian friends and I've visited russia couple of times, I consider Russia our greatest ally. Together we can fight this pathetic propaganda/agenda pushing that america is forwarding us. Media these days disgust me more than indian taking a shit on my local street.

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>>79463340
Kek you do too. What a coincidence!

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When are they going to make a movie about the best sniper ever?

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>>79467814
Fuck off, Ivan. Go pray to Putin, you fuck.

>>79467814
There's a good chance your dreams will come true in the future and we actually become Russians again. It's not like Hollywood or Sweden will come to defend us from a land invasion.

>>79467866
Fuck you, We fought bravely on Winter War and we wont show any mercy to those who think less of us. Why make enemies of those who have same interests with us? Russia and Finland should stand proud and unite.

>>79467944
That's pathetic dude.

>>79467853
blue caprice

>>79467945
>Russia and Finland should stand proud and unite.
>as long as Finland comes under Russian rule again

t. boris

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>>79467945
No we shouldn't. You fuck off with your trash country and us Finns be.

>>79468057
Do russians really think like this? I assume you are finnish scum who didn't even serve in the army. You are worth less than the immigrant whore that I paid to eat cooked eggs yesterday.

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>>79462406

>>79468111
>Do russians really think like this?

Yes.

>>79462755
He was a good man. He shall never be forgotten. The only good soul that was spoken of in months.

>>79465967
Are american soldiers really allowed to be this fat?

I would say "people wouldn't watch plotless bullshit" but they do all the time

like the magificent seven

>>79465817
Holy cow this movie sucked

>>79468264
>He was a good man.
He definitely wasn't.

>He shall never be forgotten.
I can all but promise that he will.

>The only good soul that was spoken of in months.
Are you his wife or something?

Listen, the most that can be said about Chris Kyle is that he had the propriety to enlist when called on and the skill to excel at the role he was assigned. But if you're gonna take the position that he wasn't a petulant, money-grubbing braggart, then you're intentionally deluding yourself.

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>>79462796
Pierce brosnan obviously.

>>79462796
VIN diesel

>>79462304
Because most of his kill count isn't from sniping, it's from him and the rest of his unit conducting ambushes with SMGs? Like, his kill numbers are as overinflated as pretty much any "best X in history".

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>>79462796
literally Tom Hardy, just look at the ears

>>79465040
Didn't the finish gook use a rifle considered obselete to do all that shit, though? Pretty impressive famalam

Fuck off Nazi cocksucker

Finland belongs to the USSR

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>>79463385
>>79463655
>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Finland. I was schooled in sniping. I was given the title of mastershooter. They take a movie “White Death.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Finland. He doesn’t speak Finnish. He has never held a Mosin-Nagant. They make him the White Death. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

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>>79472851

>a movie about some autistic asian manlet
wow so tom cruise is getting that role?

Because yuropoors are irrelevant and no one gives a shit about you guys anymore.

>>79462304
Because no one cares about an Asian soldier.

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step aside

>>79462796
Jackie Chan

>>79463958
>Aki Kaurismäki
which movie breh?

>>79465406
yeah best sniper is history was just a meme bro.. let me know if you get out of your fucking desk chair today. ...

>>79465817
please tell me the katanas were shopped

Watch talvisota

>>79462494
someone's jealous

>>79467537
>How depressing would that be.

>depressing
>not Kino