>male and a female character look at each other >cuts to

It is as if both Hollywood and the porn industry are both by the Juice.

>>79460548
>porn industry are both by the Juice.
dude what?stfu

>>79460258
This actually happens in real life though
Sometimes you don't even have to say anything

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>>79460708
this is not how it works cellardweller

>>79460771
Speak for yourself, I've done it a couple times

>>79460708
Your lasagna falls out of your windbreaker pocket and somehow you are having sex the next moment. It happens all the time.

>characters have sex
>dont remain a virgin until 27 instead

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>>79460901
>lost my virginity at 26.

Thank god I'm not a virgin anymore desu

>>79460708
>stare at each other passionately
>all of a sudden I've teleported to a different room
>I'm completely naked having sex with the girl instantaneously
>we begin to scream in horror as we both just jumped through space and time
>vomit from the raw kinetic force that was exerted on our bodies during the time cut

fuckin hate it when that happens

>>79460708
this has never happened in real life. The only time you have had sex after 5 minutes of meeting someone was in thailand

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>>79460977

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>>79460708
GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD REEEEEEEE

>>79461098
LETTING

>>79461481
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF
IN A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
WITH A BEAUTIFUL WIFE
AND A BEAUTIFUL WIFE'S SON

le smiths xd
le social anxiety xd

If a woman looks you in the eyes, directly, head-on, for an extended period of time, it means she wants you

>>79461785
this so much
still a comfy movie tho

>>79461810
That want is not always sexual anon.

>kissless virgins pretending to know how sex works

>>79461757
INTO THE BLACK AGAIN, AFTER THE HUBBY'S GONE

>>79461936
It is when the actuator integrates with the recombinator, right?

>grown woman is attracted to man with child's haircut wearing a band t-shirt
yeah good one

>>79461966
You should be a comedian

>>79460708
only at the end of parties at 3 in the morning when the horny stragglers are too fucked up to realize what they are doing

>>79460258
>virgin doesn't know about the sex lust look

>>79460977
>he's never been given rohypnol
you need to be 18 to be on this site

>>79460708
yeah at a party when you're both drunk

no one just meets someone at a book store, dont say anything and fuck, thats retarded

>>79462036
>implying i'm not the one giving the rohypnols

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>>79460258
>hostage situation
>cop shows up
>"hey man point the gun at me, she got nothing to do with this"

>>79460258
I'm convinced so many scenes like this are written because writers tend to be nerdy losers who don't actually know how to get laid anyway

>>79460708
>>79461810
This is actually true.
The difficult part is getting a boner with so much alcohol in the blood tho

>>79462071
that's one cute dog

>>79462100
Yea it happens all the time in bookstores and record stores because that's where drunk people go to hook up

>>79462139
>kissless virgin will never experience the lust stare because he's too busy in his mom's basement complaining about how it doesn't exist.

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>male and a female character look at each other
>get ready to take notes
>it skips everything in between and cuts to them having passionate sex

this is why i'm still a virgin

>>79462191
kek

>>79460258
the lack of order in that store really chafes my chestnuts

>>79462191
you're a virgin because you don't try and you know it

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>>79462237
you got me, to be honest

>>79462191
Scenes like this in teen comedies and sitcoms really fucked up my expectations for how sexual relations work.
Still cringe thinking about how obnoxiously randy I was during my first relationship.

>>79462168
The only sex i've ever had was when I was shitfaced

I refuse to believe strangers are hooking up in supermarkets and bookstores and shit, that's just silly.
You go to clubs, bars, and parties if you want sex

>>79462191

Rich Evans has had sex and you haven't.

You have no excuse.

>>79462191
you're a virgin because you're trying to bypass experience by taking notes from fiction.

>>79462315
>sex is some el dorado
sex is as easy as getting a whorority chick drunk, real love, the love between a man and his wife is another story

condoms are of the devil

>>79462191
You're a virgin because some were born to sing the blues.

>>79462369
>whats fiction to me is fiction to others
this is the equivalent to you being a noob with a sniper rifle in a multiplayer fps meanwhile I no scope 360 fags across the map

women are not some 10 sided rubiks cube bank vault in a heist movie, they are people like you and me

you got to fuck their brains before you fuck their pussy its all about the medium, you can play mind games use hallucinogens etc

just imagine a kiddy slide filled with butter and uncooked ramen noodles