Memes aside, Chrissy would've demolished this senile fuck

Chrissy was a bitch that got cucked left and right

Chrissy would have been too high to fight

>>79458303
There is never a one on one bare knuckle fights in those groups. And Paulie knew it, that's why he didn't care. Like when they killed that waiter.

>>79458303
lol no. Paulie is way bigger than that skinny shit.

this show sucks.
this is like capeshit for boomers.

>>79458323
He wasn't cucked, not even once. Ade was faithfull.

>>79458303
And exactly how many beatdowns did Tony order Chrissy to do?

No, when it came to violence it was Paulie who was sent. Bobby went if it required violent collections.

Chrissy was Tony's boy. That's why nobody slapped his bitch ass around. But they all knew he was a fucking liability.

>>79458303
Watch it, OP.

>>79458344
You realize she was ready to suck Tony's dick right?

>>79458503
You've got some balls you know that?

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>>79458303
It's not one on one tho is it. Chrissy would have been fighting the system at that point, and everyone that did well within that system has an interest in maintaining it.

>>79458524
You realize she was desperate to get rid of the FBI , hence why she get's closer to Tony as that chick had advised her?

>>79458303

You do realize Paulie was a boxer and beat his ass, don't you?

>>79458600
That never happened.

@79458343

(You) gotta do better than that.

>>79458524
>This is the level of intelligence with which cucks consume media

No wonder /tv/ is shit

>>79458303
>junkie neet who tries to make movies
vs
>war veteran, boxer and muscle with decades of experience
watch it op

>>79458611

He was a boxer when he was in the army, dumbass

>>79458655
I was referring to the second part, dumbass. Paulie've never beat Chris.

>>79458691

Meant to say "would have" beat his ass. My mistake in basic grammar.

>>79458303
Oh!

https://youtu.be/sRkE_Gv6ALM

Old and overweight psychos can be easily taken down.

They are feared because their money and status.

>>79458691
>former boxer vs street thug
>heavyweight vs featherweight

Paulie would have wrecked Crissy.

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>>79458303

This is sopranos power level thread now. Rate:

1. Furio
2. Bobby
3. Tony
4. Richie Aprile
5. Paulie
6. Artie Buco
7. Christopher
8. Benny

>>79458934
Artie was a faggot wimp. Even his juicy tittied wife knew it.

>>79458575
No shit. That didn't mean she didn't feel attraction to him. How fucking dense do you have to be?

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>>79458934
>2. Bobby

>>79459023
>That didn't mean she didn't feel attraction to him.
Dude, the whole thing was fake. It literally happened in the same episode where FBI agent told her she needs to be closer to Tony to rat him out.

>>79459023
>thinking a gorgeous blonde is interested in a whiny nasally juvenile minded fat guy covered in sweat stains.

It's like a documentary of your life, right?

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>>79458934
Fuck stupid Richie. Also:

>forgetting Nigger Kike Noah

>>79459110
Do you think Tony had any chances against him?

No way, he's got that old man strength in conjunction with being a hardened mob guy.

>>79459013
He is the beast in rage mode. He fucked up Benny pretty good.

>>79459228

Remember when he got his ass beat by that French faggot?

>>79459110
Most annoying face

>>79459314
He ripped off his earing, that wasn't a fair fight. Artie had an upper hand until then.

>>79458303
I would have liked to see him try in season one so that we wouldn't have to suffer through his whining in the rest of the series.

Chrissy was one of the most annoying bitches on television, second only to Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad.

>>79459158
Of course not! Noah would go full "insert Horror film from the 30s here" on his arse

>>79459158
You're lucky I don't kick your ass

>>79459110
It's a shame Jamal Ginsberg didn't at least get slapped around a bit after exposing his kikey nature.

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Chrissy taking out this?

>a junkie
>a pussy
>a big nosed crybaby

>>79458934
Paulie should be second not Bobby
I wonder where's Sil in this. He never fought but he was clearly a tough motherfucker since he killed mostly with old school garote. And he could also get in beast mode as we saw when he was loosing money in gambling

>>79459110
I hoped he would get his ass kicked by Jacky Jr

>>79459349

And? He should have not worn an earring. His own dumbass fault. No such thing as a fair fight.

>>79459356
I agree Chrissy was a bitch but Tony Jr. was more like jesse

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ITT: plebs.

>>79459523
He had the excuse of being a literal child for most of the show.

But yeah, Tony fucked up big-time as a parent.

>>79459480
No way Paulie could beat Tony. Bobby>Tony>Paulie.

>>79459572
>But yeah, Tony fucked up big-time as a parent.

It runs in the family. All of the fathers in soprano family are unable to cope with it.

no can defeat heihachi

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Are we talking about clean fight here, bros, or anything goes Abdullah the Butcher style? 'Cause I'm putting all my life-savings on pic-related in anything goes.

>>79459572
He wasn't the greatest but for fuck sake he was such a crybaby and excuse maker for everything it was a cringe to watch him in the last seasons
>>79459578
Tony
>overweight
>drinking and taking drugs most time
>had survived gunshot but it made him more vulnerablee
Paulie
>veteran of WWII
>in shape all his life
>ex-boxer
>years of doing beatings to maximalize his earnings
Tony was only lucky with his driver because he made a sucker punch at him

>>79459666
satanic trips tell the truth
Sil was the best character in the series the real strong, silent type that Tony was always talking about
also
>get an offer to switch sides
>kill the guy old school with garote

>>79459731

Paulie was a WWII vet, his father was.

paulie would smash chrissys head into the pavement then empty his pockets

>>79459794

*wasnt

>>79459794
yeah I've made a mistake
His father was a war vet with gaved him superior genes
Also he was a soldier himself
Tony got from his father the panic attacks

>>79459831
You've mistaken again. Tony's father didn't have panic attacks.

>>79458934
>2. Bobby
LMAO

At least you got Furio right.

My top 3:
-Furio
-Paulie
-Richie

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>>79459756
>measures were taken...

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Bobby was anon the gangster
prove me wrong
Artie was a typical reddit user

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>>79459800

>>79458303
me on the right

>>79460014
U ded u know it
?

>>79459077
she literally said at one point she was attracted to tony

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>>79459962
>strong
>silent
>strategist
>classy
>not a materialist like Paulie
>not a hothead like Tony (except when gambling)
>old school
>hottest wife beside Artie's but he was much younger
>best buisness owner

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>>79460095
Name 3 episodes where it happende

>>79459495
oh man that would have been great. but then meadow would have hated him and it would have ruined the entire plotline.

>>79460095
Women are attracted to powerful men. It's an evolutionary thing.

That's why your gf cheats on you with Chad Thundercock. Even though he treats her like shit.

>>79460110
> classy
Like fedora classy?

>>79460110
>zero leadership skill
>crumbles at the slightest big decision
>tony's biggest "yes" man

his job is to manage tony's emotions. he's an enabler and that's why tony sticks to him.

>>79460123
fuck meadow for being a hypocrite, and acting like she's the smartest person around because she took a lit class
Really
>Meadow
>Anthony Jr.
>Janice
>Chrissy
were the persons that should be killed
>>79460148
he was the only guy to always wear the suit and not tracksuit, polished his boots, had perfect hair everytime

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNgBf6VQbaY

>tfw your favorite character kills your sopranofu

>>79460242
he said himself he feels better in the shadows, dealing with stategies, not as a frontman. Not every one have it in him to be a leader, but most of this people try anyway with results in violence in stupid decisions like in Carmine family.
He didn't agree with many of Tony's choices but always the last word belong to the boss

>>79459438
is that a real pic of him

>>79460363
that was a great scene, tbqh I really thought Chrissy tried to hero himself but more because he was such a pussy and I couldn't believe that he did the right thing and told Tony about Ade

>>79460260
> Anthony Jr.
D E L E T D I S


He was the representation of all 4channer Beta mama boys, so shut the fuck up

>>79460363
>that ice cold coolness
wew lad

>>79460260
> he was the only guy to always wear the suit and not tracksuit, polished his boots, had perfect hair everytime
That doesn't make you classy. That makes you a tryhard.

>>79460445
>I couldn't believe that he did the right thing and told Tony about Ade
How is that a right thing?

>>79460472
Bobby is a representation of 4channer
Anthony jr. was a spoiled brat a could-be-chad if he weren't whining all the time

>>79460445
agreed. i actually believed what they were saying until a little bit into the drive. then i knew Ade was finished. shit made me sad

>>79460110
>paulie
>materialist

wut, he literally lives in a small shitty hellhole

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>>79460499
she was an radio hos on WRAT

>>79460499
>your cunt ass girl which has everything because of you gets herself into trouble
>doesn't tell anybody
>started telling shit to the feds even though it was possible to have a minor or none charges
>got her love in danger and his boss
she deserved death more than anyone
she knew that she was dating a gangster and there are certain consequences of that choice

>>79460546
it's comfy for him but looked how he always had this grudge with the earnings, he had to maximilize collections and hated to share his earnings with others

>>79460499
>How is that a right thing?

He didn't snitch on his friends and colleagues.

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What Sopranos character are you like?
For me it's Raplhie. Inteligent? Nihilistic? Wicked sense of humour? Check, check and check.

>>79460381
the only people that were vocally in opposition to tony were always either paulie, christopher, arty, or one of the old school guys. and they all paid dearly for it.

silvio's level-headedness was just an act for tony to consider his opinion. in actuality he was pretty spineless, even going as far as talking shit behind tony's back. even when paulie was talking with new york he still knew where his loyalty was.

>>79460592
>she knew that she was dating a gangster and there are certain consequences of that choice

this

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>>79460623
*tip*

>>79460623
>being fucked by a strapom while told that you're a little bitch by fat ugly midget
yeah it sure is you

>>79458934
>No Silvio
>No Ralphie
>Artie on the list at all

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>>79460623
>What Sopranos character are you like?

>>79460768
DING DING DING DING DING

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sad reacts only

>>79459158
Maybe if Tony got a sucker punch in, first.

>>79458333

And emotional. Chris was less of a prick but Paulie would've won.

>>79460110
dont forget he ROCKED with e-street

>>79459876
I could be wrong, but I think it's implied that the panic attacks are passed down from father to son in the Soprano family. Tony had panic attacks since he was pretty young, but was in denial over it until the pilot episode. It was implied that his great grandfather died during a panic attack. I think Tony said that his father also had them, but tried to hide it due to the old school macho image and Tony was in denial over it all.

A big theme of The Sopranos is that everyone have psychological issues to various degrees, but they come from a culture that has a very conservative view on these things and thus everyone get repressed instead of dealing with it.

>Cocksucker way way outta line
>20 years old, this girl
>...that too
kek

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you know Quasimodo predicted all this

When he was in the service, he won the Chin-ups Cup three weeks in a row.

>>79462039
he didn't though, fuck off bobbie

>Underrating "old man strength"
Watch it!

>>79462039
>That guy is number three?! He used to be Junior's driver.

Damn, without Tony their family would be shit.

>>79462343
Jersey's not a family, it's a glorified crew.

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WATCH IT VIRTUAL CHRISSY

>>79458524

Apparently, he came all over the sun visor

>>79462992
hahahahahah holy fuck, that game sure was terrible. I forgot how ugly it looked.

>>79459738
Why did he randomly appear in Season 6b? They couldn't have written Benny to whack Phil?

Tony Sirico the guy who plays Paulie was a gangster IRL

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>>79460826

Didn't Chrissy do most of the grunt work anyway? Christopher had the highest kill count by the end of the show

>>79461948
Hesh outright says Johnny Boy had panic attacks but back then they called it "a condition".

>>79459572
Meadow turned out okay, in the end even AJ seemed to get his shit together even though he got a stable job because of his dad. Tony was a way better father than a Mob Boss


Really shitty husband though

If it's a fistfight paulie crushes chris. if it's a gunfight chrissy wins, he can stilll headshot a motherfucker after eating three bullets.

>>79459085
Did you miss all the episodes where Tony routinely fucked some 8/10s and 9/10s?

>>79459987
you shitposters, you take it too far

does anyone have the hand png?

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>>79468932
Next time WATCH IT ANON

>>79458343
that would be westerns

>>79469265
thanks m8 i really didnt want to take the time to do it myself

>>79459085
Some chicks are attracted to power

>>79458303
Chrissy was a faggoot. Paulie actually could fight unlike Chrissy where he would need a weapon.

>>79459085
I wonder if women found Tony more attractive as the series progressed and had many scenes establishing he was desirable and charming. I know I sure did.

>that episode where AJ goes to college and gets kicked after he draws a swastika of dicks

>AJ cant join the football team because of panic attacks
>They never bring this up when he says he wants to join the military

>>79460768
>listening to CrimeTown podcast
>in the Sopranos, the Rhode Island family is shown as a bunch of blind idiots
>in reality, Rhode Island was one of the largest families outside of New York

When is there going to be an Rhode Island mob show... and a proper one. Brotherhood was fucking terrible.

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>>79462611

>>79470253
>>in the Sopranos, the Rhode Island family is shown as a bunch of blind idiots

You clearly didn't watch the episode. Junior says "those old dogs can still hunt" to Tony, plus Chrissy and Sil are fucking terrified during the visit to their house. There was a big sense of cerebral badassery surrounding those sick fucks.

>>79458408
He had Chrissy do a bunch of violent shit. Dafuq you on about?

>>79459731
>He thinks Paulie's character was 80 years old

Holy fuck

>>79459876
Yea he did. Hesch told tony that they called them "spells" in those days.

>>79470253
That was one group of old hitmen, not the entire RI mob you fucking bowling ball.

>>79460499
She didn't play by the rules and Christopher upheld his oath.

>>79462039
You ever find it weird the thing notre dame has with their backs?

>>79460142
>implying chad isn't simply more attractive

>>79470177
When does he want to join the military?

He was suppose to go to military school until they found out he had panic attacks, he kept them secret for awhile.

>>79471880
Right, he couldnt get into military school because of that.
But he did want to join the military and go to Iraq or Afghanistan. I think he wanted to be an air force pilot then after the service he'd fly Donald Trump around.
They never mentioned his panic attacks then

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>>79458303
I don't think Chrissy would've stood a chance unless Paulie was legit in his 70s.

Paulie always seemed like the guy quick to get his hands dirty where as Chris was quick to pull the heater (in his defense, Chrissy had the best aim in the whole series).