>crowned king of a nation >starts fucking singing Was

are you?

are we?

>>79457553
>crowned king of a nation
>starts fucking singing
Pretty common IRL

>>79457553
Go to bed George

>>79457553
>nation
Get your historical terms right

>>79457553
It would have been more autistic NOT to sing

>>79457553
>crowned king
how deep did he berry?

>>79457553
>tumblr

>>79457565
>>79457586
so am i

So did he and Arwen fuck or what

>>79457553
>crowned king of a nation
>doesn't immediately announce the tax policy

Was Tolkien legitimately autistic?

>>79457699
1 son and several daughters. So yeah. Must have been one hell of a wedding night since they waited like 70 years for it and he never had another woman before that (and she didn't have a man for thousands of years).

>>79457761
Do you think Arwen does anal

>>79457553
>crowned king
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME starts playing

>>79457553
>doesn't even give his tax plan in the song

>>79457787
If you waited that long to consummate a relationship then you would fuck in all ways possible.

>>79457553
the ending of rotk turned me gay. the moment i saw aragorn and legolas i wanted them to start making out. i turned back as a straight guy a couple of hours later

>>79457553
But what was his tax policy?

>>79457953
Do elves even shit? Do you think Arwen had to cleanse her ass beforehand?

>>79458009
>the moment i saw aragorn and legolas i wanted them to start making out.
when they put their hand on eachothers shoulder and aragorn said thank you, so fuckin hot.

>>79458065
Do you often think about the bowel habits of fictional races, anon?

Were the audience taxed in any way to compensate his entertainment?

he's singing his oath

I always thought he was imagining it.

>>79457787
Arwen Gold does

>Crowned king of Gondor
>Immediately begins singing
>"Let me tell you how it will be. There's one for you, nineteen for me."
>"Cause I'm the TAXMAN yeahhh I'm the TAXMAN"

>>79458065
Yea elves poop, but it's solid logs that leave no residue. They wipe just to be sure but there's never anything there so they just put the cloth back in their pocket.

It had been so long since Gondor had a king, everyone thought it was normal.

Ever afterwards, all kings were expected to randomly break into song and whichever prince was the finest singer was declared the new ruler.

>>79457553
My friends you ____ _____ to no one

>that shot of the crowd as they slowly stop smiling and all look uncomfortable as he starts singing

was Jackson trying to make me laugh?

>>79458697
pay taxes

Who did he pick for his Master of Coin?

At my grandfathers funeral with my parents and my younger brother. Everybody was pretty sad as you would expect. Vicar is waffling on and on. Atmosphere is really grim. My younger brother bold as brass walks to the front of the church and starts singing this:

https://youtu.be/Wv7qY1TVnAY

Some people seem charmed and the mood lifts slightly. Then my nan comes running up behind him and drags him out of the church by his hair. He is screaming and crying and it was bad.

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>>79458893
you've made my day

>crowned king of a nation
>doesn't have an extensive tax policy already planned out for the next 10 years

>>79458697
pay alimony