>He lost his virginity to an incredibly old and used hag I

I would try everything at my disposal to fuck that jailbait Kat Dennings.

Steve Carrell just isn't funny. I never really got the hype around this flick.

>>79446139

Hnnnngggggg.....you just reminded me about the best part of that movie. Her tits were so bouncy.....so healthy.

If you could with one actress, who would it be.
I'd go with fan Bingbing

>>79446083
Literally Why: The movie.

>>79446083
I remember there was a very young girl who also wanted to have sex with him but she just disappeared for no reason mid-film.

>>79446204
I would fuck your sister in the ass

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>>79446083
>I would rather stay a virgin to be honest
The 62 year old wizard

>>79446192
Just wait until she turns into a thicc jew MILF and gets that *just* right amount of sag I'm fucking drooling

>>79446139
>>79446192
pics?

>>79446248
I have no sister faggot

>giving up a comfy neet life for a middle-aged single mom
If you reach this point, you might as well just stay alone

>>79446139
it was a missed opportunity to not have them hook up and have a gag where he cums while titfucking her, thus remaining a virgin

>>79446264
Just wait 9 months

>>79446083
Don't worry, OP. You will.

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>>79446261

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>>79446083
yeah and he fails ot make her cum the first time, so she is disappointed. hopefully, he is eager to please so he goes for a second round.

>>79446376
Why did I feel like the older one would be the better fuck

>>79446376
>getting the teachers in trouble
It's only wrong if the chick is underaged, so this guy fucked up by snitching.

>>79446083
You will be a virgin much later than 40.

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>>79446376
WHERE WERE ALL THESE HORNY TEACHERS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER HOLY SHIT IM MAD RIGHT NOW BRAH

>>79446083
>me in two years

>>79446083
>fuck and marry nice MILF
>rape Kat Dennings
Win/Win

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>>79446488
The closest I can even get to this fantasy is fapping to Jenna Haze, since she looks just like my old highschool spanish teacher.

>>79446376
You know the only reason the kid got caught is because he was high-fiving every single one of his friends after it happened.

If you fuck your teacher, you can't tell anyone until you're 20. By then no one will care.

>>79446482
OP may be trolling but she WAS a used up hag. She even admitted she only dated assholes in her past. Now's she settled for simple. That's what all women do

>>79446488
Fucking Chads, duh

>>79446083
Same here, h-heh.

>>79446488
and get this: HE WAS BLACK

>>79446488
they were there, you just weren't hot enough

>>79446800
Yeah man, being a 40 year old virgin manchild who rides his bike to his shitty best buy job, he could have done so much better

>>79447692
>You should throw away your hobbies and interests to provide for a used up roastie and a teenage daughter that isn't yours

>>79446270
>neet life
He had a full time job though

>>79447692
there is literally nothing wrong with being a 40 year old virgin manchild

>>79447940
yeah he had a job where he would come in and hang out the boys and have somewhat fun at work. I wish I had that everyone at my works a boring loser.

>>79447976
I guess as long as your coworkers don't find out

>>79447976
There is also literally nothing wrong with being a 40 year old normal woman who has had sex

>>79448010
literally this the Jews have really fucked societies perception of sex is for everyone. Back in the old days only like 40% of males would ever have sex and pass of genes the rest died virgins and didn't care.

>>79448054
>Back in the old days only like 40% of males would ever have sex and pass of genes the rest died virgins and didn't care.

wtf source?

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>>79448054
Do 60% of women end up used up old cat ladies?

>>79446270
The problem with not doing much with your life is that other people might decide that you should be used to help fix up someone else's life.
>Oh, Bob isn't busy. Maybe he can marry Stephanie and help her with those kids. She has such bad luck with men.

>>79448133
No. Only 30%. You needed a lot of extra women to replace the ones who died in child birth.

there should be a government program to give virgins a chance to fuck 15 year old girls

discuss this hypothetical policy

>>79448237
Yes there is. It's called converting to Islam.

>>79448237
Sounds like one of my Chinese cartoon comics.

>>79448054
You typed this the other day and never gave a source. Fuck off and stop making excuses, virgy.

>>79448260
Mashallah!

>>79446083
I was 19 years old when this movie came out. My sister saw it before me. She would constantly tell me that I remind her of the character in the film. Saying I was going to end up just like him.

I'm going to be 31 in a few months, and I've made zero progress. In fact, I might be even further away from sex today. I'm afraid the bitch had me figured out. I want to change, but don't know how.

>>79448467
lift and be an arrogant cunt faggot

>>79448467
Pay a prostitute if you just want to stop being a virgin. It'll be shit.

If you want meaningful sex with someone important to you, or just casual sex with cunts you hook up with on the street, change everything about yourself.

>>79448550
Great advice. I never thought about changing myself before. I figured I would just stay exactly the way I am, and women would fall on my dick.

I honestly want the intimacy more than anything. A real hug would feel nice right about now.

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>>79446376
my fucking dink lads

>>79448595
Then become huggable.

The only reason any girl is gonna make you feel loved, unless shes a hooker or a golddigger, is because you are somewhat likable.

Be attractive.
Be wealthy.
Be respected.
Be assertive.
Be confident in your sexuality.

After that you'll be fine.

>>79448595
I'm guessing you're probably just too scared to put yourself out there. Are you horrendously ugly or obese? If not, just make a profile on a dating site and you'll start chatting with potential girlfriends within a week.

>literally complaining about being a virgin

just fug some whores

roasties aren't all that great

>>79448660
Thanks for the list of duhs.

>>79448720
Scared yea. A shut-in. Not ugly, not obese. Been told I'm fairly handsome. Just can't deal with being social.
DEFINITELY not using a dating site. I looked at a dating site once out of curiosity, and found a girl I knew on there. And the crazy thing is, she was interested in me. But I never reciprocated, so that went nowhere. I didn't want her to know I was on a dating site. I don't want anyone to know.

>>79448797
>I looked at a dating site once out of curiosity, and found a girl I knew on there. And the crazy thing is, she was interested in me. But I never reciprocated, so that went nowhere. I didn't want her to know I was on a dating site. I don't want anyone to know.

Why do you shoot yourself in the foot?

>>79448797
>I didn't want her to know I was on a dating site. I don't want anyone to know.

I was like this the first time someone I knew saw me on tinder. Then she matched me and I acted like a faggot. She wanted to suck my cock.

So what people see you're on tinder? You're a guy who likes to get his dick sucked right? What's bad about that?

>Be confident in your sexuality.

>>79448797
You don't want people to know you're available and looking? Doesn't sound like you want any sort of relationship at all. Just continue retreating into sports and movies and shit.

>>79446083
>I would rather stay a virgin to be honest
I suspect your wish will come true

>>79447652


Lock them up

>>79448932
>>79448908
I don't feel like I'm ready. In fact, I know I'm not. I'm not making enough money, and barely have the means to do anything. Tinder? I don't even have a smartphone, let alone Tinder. I just need to get my shit together first. Yes, I know, I'm a fucking loser too. That's only a fraction of the problem though. Because even during better times, I was still asocial.

In a weird way, I'm trying to become more social via twitch. Believe me. It's a step in the right direction. Compared to not talking at all for weeks.

>>79449023
If you're not a chad, Tinder will disappoint you.

>>79449023
Yeah well you (seemingly) understand what to do. Do it, accept it will take months. Plan ahead.

>>79449090
What does being a Chad entail? I have pretty decent facial aesthetics. Not a model or anything, but I've been told I look good. On the skinny side though, but working on it currently.

>>79449137
I don't know how to get over the fear though. I can make more money, and work out, and all that. But what about actually putting myself out there?

>>79449175
>I don't know how to get over the fear though. I can make more money, and work out, and all that. But what about actually putting myself out there?

Study stoicism? Recognise that what other people think is immaterial and you can only derive value from within?

If the whole world decided that <insert most attractive woman in the world> was ugly, would she become ugly? No. She could let the world tell her she's ugly or trust herself.

Once you trust yourself you won't have to rely on other peoples assessments of you to determine your value.

No matter who you are or what you accomplish people are going to take digs at you. The President of America is under constant attack, so is Bernie Sanders, so is Clinton, so is every CEO. If they let the attack change how they thought about themselves they'd become fucking useless sacks of shit. Instead they keep going, confidently, and the same people who hate them call them arrogant assholes who are out of touch. You will always have these people. Learning to deal with it is difficult for almost everyone, but supremely important if you want to not be a fucking retard.

>>79446083
You'll change your mind when you're a 40 year old virgin

>>79449023
You're 31? When you need to learn to swim sometimes it's best to just dive into the deep end. I know people in their mid-30's that still live at home and get laid. Literally just get over your anxiety, make a profile, and go from there.

>>79449273
>just be urself lmao

>>79448042
There is, however, everything wrong with being a 40 year old single mom who NOW thinks the time is right to find her knight in shining armour, after having been round the cock carousel at least 50 times.

Anyone who is desperate enough to fuck that is simply pathetic.

Are there any women specifically interested in taking a man's virginity?

Does a man being a virgin matter more to women than the opposite?

>>79449175
>>79449137
>>79449090
Fuck all this shit.

>don't work out
>bad face
>shit job
go after 5-6/10's exclusively. It's so easy they even laugh at all my stupid jokes because they are so starved for attention.

>>79449273
That's pretty good advice, anon. Unfortunately, I don't think it applies to me. Because I do understand that what people say or think ultimately doesn't matter. But it doesn't help to calm the waves of anxiety.

I'm starting to sound woe-is-me now. So I'm going to stop now.

>>79446376
I winder what the ratio of men to women teachers having sex with students of the opposite gender is

>>79449391
Only /a/ or muslims care about women being virgins. No one sane gives a fuck because virgins are probably going to be pretty damn awful at sex.

>>79446139

fpbfuckingp

>>79449361
>implying she hasn't said that same thing to 50 white knights

anon pls.

>>79449410
That's the normal way to live, we evolved to care what the other tribe members thought of us lest we get annexed and die.

It's a different world and you have to take consistent purposeful action to make your mind work better now that people don't matter very much. You could survive without anyone if you had some money and a brain.

>>79449597
lol roastie

for a girl to be good at sex she just needs to be attractive. what magical skills is the whore learning? she can grind you 'better'? at best she's better at giving head. if you will trade a pure clean hot virgin for a potentially better blow job you're nuts.

>>79449641
I don't want to survive without anyone. I've been doing that for too long. It hurts. I want some fucking love and affection.

I feel so feeble, like I'm dying. I'm dying of isolation.

>>79449672
>For a girl to be good at sex she just needs to be attractive
t. Virgin
Are you really that insecure in your own infedelity that you require your mate to be "pure"

>>79448467
Kill your sister.

>>79449391
It's basically the opposite for men and women

The more girls you fuck the higher your SMV is

>>79449818
hahaha fat old hole

What does insecurity have to do with wanting the best. Nothing

All things being equal a virgin is better

>>79449672
>for a girl to be good at sex she just needs to be attractive

Hahahahahaha
Oh man I really hope you talk like this in real life too

>>79449672
t. 7/10 starfish

People like you need to be branded so the rest of us know what we're getting into. I'd rather edge for 3 hours.

>>79449986
>>79449958

What magic skills does the whore have the virgin doesn't?

>>79450012
The whore knows how to fuck and has no dignity. If you don't understand this you're a virgin.

>>79446083
Catherine Keener seems cool though. I liked her in Being John Malkovich.

>>79450085
Define exactly what 'how to fuck' improves by having sex

The girl learns what? Does that make her pussy nice and tight? I'm learning a lot from you used up holes

>>79450012
Experience. Have you ever gotten a bad blow job? no?

have you ever had a blowjob? kek

Don't worry, you will.

>>79450116
Don't bother trying to understand it.
Lose your virginity, fuck a few times and you'll get it.
Yes, they can actually make you cum faster or harder because they know how to do it. Seriously are you retarded? Do you think that fucking is the single one activity on earth you won't get better at if you're doing it for long enough?

>>79450012
that 'one secret trick to awesome sex'

don't bother, people elevate a loose vagina as a badge of honor and howl against anyone who characterizes slutty behavior as shameful

>>79449926
Rekt her senpai

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>>79446488
>WHERE WERE ALL THESE HORNY TEACHERS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
fucking your Chad schoolmates

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>>79449672
I never understood why people would not want a virgin, sure I guess for one-night stand type of deals you'd want an experienced woman to show you a good time, but for relationships it's statistically proven that women with less partners are better for the long run.

I just don't get why people wouldn't want a virgin and mold them to their liking as opposed to wanting a woman who has had multiple sex partners before. It boggles my mind.

>>79450467
I guess to bring it full circle, he was the virgin she was looking for to mold into her liking as a father to her daughters.

>>79450467
Denial is the reason

It's like guys getting upset when they discover girls want to fuck hot rich guys

b-but I can offer you things the hot rich guy can't, just like the used up whore can offer the man!

>>79450116
Yes actively working out the kegel muscles with dildos and dicks increases tightness.

>>79450467
Being a virgin past the age of 22 or so is a pretty big red flag for either gender. A date is pretty much an interview, and one of the things that always comes up is past relationships. It's one thing to have very few partners, especially if you were in a longterm relationship, but to be completely void of sexual experience is going to need some serious explaining.

>>79450670
No, it doesn't require "serious explanation". You could simply be religious or very cautious about who you're going to have sex with.

I do understand that to some people sex is no big deal, but to others it's a very big deal. Being a virgin past the age of 22 may be a red flag for some, but to others it could just be a sign that the person is very selective and careful about who they're going to sleep with.

>>79448467
Fuck your sister.

>>79450624
Your mouth must be tight as fuck anon

Hollywood really makes the weirdest films.
I mean seriously, if you aren't a priest you have lost your virginity at 21 at the latest.

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>>79446083
We all lose our virginity to an old and used hag. the problem is that he married her. I lost mine at 17 with a 35 year old woman with 2 kids.
>imokwithitthbfam

>>79450827
>I lost mine at 17 with a 35 year old woman with 2 kids.
can I get a quick rundown?

>lost virginity at 23
>got a GF
>no longer depressed and filled with shame

Feels good to be a normal part of society

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>>79450876
you'll be back

>>79450582
I'm guessing most of the people who argue otherwise are roasties themselves or are in a relationship with a roastie and want to convince themselves it's no big deal

>>79450861
>be me 17 y/o loser
>want to lose v
>met old bitch at job
>too dumb to read her signs
>a friend told me she was into me
>she took me to a motel and took my v card
not what I wanted in life but at least I got rid of it and after that I can get pussy my own age and younger more easily.

>>79450776
Haha what? Yes, it does require serious explanation. Sex is a meaningful part of nearly every relationship and virginity that late is most definitely a red flag. If you're explanation is that you're purposely remaining celibate because of your religion, that's obviously something that needs to made clear very early on before things get potentially get serious. So is "being selective," which in this scenario mean being entirely avoidant.

>>79450808
Don't worry, you will learn what kegel means when you turn 12 and take sex education.

>>79450937
>Virgins and whores have kegels
>Therefore whores are tighter than virgins

I don't take you seriously because everything you say is trash

>>79450935
>Sex is a meaningful part of nearly every relationship
We don't need sex advice from some traumatized incest victim, go to /b/ with that gross shit.

>>79450959
Your reading comprehension will improve significantly by then as well, little guy, but yes a whore with excellent muscle control will be able to make a tighter fit than a virgin who knows nothing about their body.

>>79450971
This isn't advice, junior, it's reality. If you're both adults and either you or your partner is refusing to have sex after things get serious, that relationship isn't going to last very long.

>>79450971
t. bitter virgin

>>79451014
>So therefore whores are preferable because they know what kegels is

Your case is not strong

Judgment to the virgin girls

>>79451019
>If you're both adults and either you or your partner is refusing to have sex after things get serious, that relationship isn't going to last very long

I doubt any non-religious virgin in a steady relationship over 22 would continue being celibate anon

I think when he said that he meant guys that didn't want to lose it in one night stand with a drunken barfly

>>79450935
No it really doesn't require any "serious explanation", it's as easy as saying "I've never had sex before." If your potential partner judges you harshly for that, then odds are that you're not fit for one another.

A relationship can become more intimate with sex, but that requires that the relationship be intimate in the first place. Meaning you can have meaningful relationships without sex, sex doesn't make a relationship meaningful it just makes it MORE meaningful.

>>79450971
t. A virgin who has never had a sex or a GF

Sex is a very significant part of a relationship. Now go jerk off to your waifu pillow.

>>79451045
I didn't say they were preferable, I said they could learn to make their pussy tighter, someone else said tight pussy is the thing that makes virgins preferable.

>>79451074
Then go back to sucking your dads dick, improve that relationship, and get off the board.

>>79451063
In that case, it's a red flag if you've made it to your mid 20's and not been in a serious relationship. If you've been in a serious relationship, you've almost certainly are not a virgin.

>>79451074
t. a guy who lost it a roastie

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>>79451112
>In that case, it's a red flag if you've made it to your mid 20's and not been in a serious relationship

>>79446083
>using a woman's ex-husband's condoms
Ultimate cuck status.

>>79451104
Nice projection kiddo

>>79451146
see
>>79450935
>Sex is a meaningful part of nearly every relationship
Implies you have sex with nearly all of your relatives.

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>tfw I literally can't cum from sex
>had to fake orgasms multiple times in order not to hurt girl's feelings
>only have sex for the ego boost (in in one special scenario, so she would bake me a cake)

>>79451137
Nope. The girl I lost it to was decently tight and the other girl I fucked is my current GF and she's super tight. She's literally only had sex one time before all the times with me. She was actually quite terrible in bed the first time we fucked, but what ever as that one anon was talking about tight pussies more than make up for being shit in bed. She's now significantly better and let's me fuck her in the ass.

>>79451084
Someone said roasties with experience are better than inexperienced virgins.

Why? Because of kegels. But virgins can do kegels.

So the whore has no advantage there.

>>79451214
Are you a lesbian? That's the only way this would make sense.

Girls have solid or in this case liquid, hehe proof that a guy came or not.

>>79451068
"I've never had sex before" requires serious explanation, anon. If you don't want to explain, that's a red flag that you're open or trustworthy. Just explain yourself. It's obviously going to come down to the individual whether they're still interested, at which point they can "judge you" all they want.

Also, meaningful relationships without sex are typically called friendships.

>>79450935
You're a special kind of retarded

>>79451239
>I inspect condoms after use

t. buffalo bill

>>79451231
You literally just proved that you lost it to a roastie and are currently dating a roastie.

>>79451239
I'm a guy, I just pull out and pretend to cum into a tissue. What kind of retarded girl is going to check a tissue to make sure you came?

>>79451249
Smooth burn. You totally rekt that guy.

>>79451214
How do you fake orgasm as a guy?

>>79451283
>that guy

>>79451269
Neither girl had a roast. Unless you just refer to all females as roasties.

>>79451235
>But virgins can do kegels.
Not really, you can't flex a muscle that has never been activated, so you have to shove dicks and dildos in there to flex back when you start learning and if you accept that virgins can be shoving giant black dildos up themselves everyday, then it kind of defeats the tightness argument for your pencil dick.

>>79451246
*not open or untrustworthy

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>>79451214
>first time I get invited to a girl's room
>things get hot and heavy
>eventually try to give her oral
>pull down her panties and she has some hypertrophied batwing monstrosity
>stand up and make some excuse to leave

>>79451293
Spit on their back and make a big scene about it like you just busted a nut.

>>79446344
guhh guhhhh guhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>79450917
>>79450827
i feel sorry for people like you who just give up hope
i dated a stripper and she paid for everything, was great. my first time was like a sex marathon and still get hard just thinking about it

if you were patient and not some lazy slop your first time might have been good too
and fuck relationships, women just lead you on for months, go for one night stands/ base it off physical attraction

>>79451278
>not cumming with your dick inside the girl

It's like making a cake and then throwing it in the trash.
The only reason to fuck is to cum. The actual fucking part is just a chore. You might as well just masturbate.

>>79451294
Reply to his post again.

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>>79446376
>named Dufresne
>goes to prison

>>79451300
>you can't flex a muscle that has never been activated

thanks doc. some real sistier science in this bitch

>>79451300
How many guys have put their cock inside you?

How many have married you and stayed with you for over 10 years?

I bet the ratio is really close!

>>79451332
Like I said, I just do it for the ego boost. I don't like the act at all.
I've never been able to cum from a girl. My friends just tell me I'm retarded and that it's because I just have one night stands or casual flings instead of a girl I like. But the secret is that there isn't a single girl I don't hate.

>>79451246
Correction;
Meaningful relationships without sex are typically called parenthood.

>>79451246
Like I said before, the explanation doesn't have to be serious at all. You either say you're careful about who to have sex with or you're religious. There's nothing serious or "red flag" worthy about those two explanations. If you have a more deep-rooted issue like molestation or something traumatic like that, it could become a very serious conversation.

I don't understand what you're not getting here, you're acting like not having had sex past a certain age is some sort of heinous crime that requires you to stand in court and explain yourself.

>Also, meaningful relationships without sex are typically called friendships.

This is the most ridiculous thing I've read all day. So by your standards you can't have a meaningful relationship with a very religious person because they won't have sex with you? You're just "friends" in that case?

>>79451337

Nice catch

>>79446233
Deleted scenes get deleted for a reason. There was probably a shit scene where he blew it with her that they decided was unnecessary.

>>79451239

I've pretended to orgasm inside a girl before and when she asked if I came I just said "oh, I already jerked off today" and she believed it

>tfw sex is actually gross and stressful and you wish the meme about women only having sex for their mans sake was true

>>79451366
Is your dick incompatible with the vaginas you fuck?
I had a problem with cumming inside a girl until I switched to a girl with a tighter vagina.

>>79451214
I have the same problem. It stems from you fapping too much.

>>79450012
You can beat up a whore and do other degrading stuff to her like pissing and shitting on her ;-)

>>79448467
Fuck this post made me laugh so hard

>>79451413
Can I fix it if I stop fapping?

>>79450133
>blowjob
>not using her mouth as a throat pussy
It's evident who's clearly the virgin here

>>79451430
Yeah but is not getting a roastie pregnant a problem or a solution?

If you were trying for kids yeah stop wanking

>>79451364
Nice projecting there, roastie.

>>79451430
Yeah, just do nofap for like a few months and it'll be fixed. Basically the issue from what I've found is that your brain basically thinks your hand is a vagina and now cant cum because a hand is tighter than any real vaginas. You gotta reset your brain into letting your dick be sensitive enough to cum in vaginas again.

>>79448467
chrischan managed to lose his you have literally no excuse

>>79451410
I don't know. Maybe.
But it's probably more than something just physical. I'm physically attracted to girls, but I can't help but hate them every time they talk. By the time sex starts, I'm already incredibly disgusted by them but I'm in too deep to quit.

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>>79451452
>tfw too intelligent to differentiate a hand from a vagina

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>>79451470

>>79451470
Chrischan is a celebrity though.

>>79451475
>I'm physically attracted to girls, but I can't help but hate them every time they talk.
That's normal and happens to all the guys.

>>79451337
Oh, I got it. Clever.

>>79451295
Roasties are nonvirgins newfriend

>>79451379
>You either say you're careful about who to have sex with or you're religious.
>I don't understand what you're not getting here

Haha you're really not going to give in, are you? You, me, and everybody reading this knows these two excuses fall within probably 5% of being honest reasons why you haven't had sex by your mid-20's. Maybe you're not getting it, or maybe this is just some subtle way of keeping me responding to you.

>This is the most ridiculous thing I've read all day.

Give me a break dude. How does someone even have a conversation with you?

>>79451497
he's only a celebrity for being a mentally unstable autistic ugly fat manchild

>>79451470
Chris-chan slept with a hooker Anon. And even that hasn't even been corroborated by second-hand sources.

>/tv/ is just another virgin hugbox
Man you fags are pathetic.

>>79446376
Eh, I think every school has a few stories.
>My French teacher banged a male student during detention
>English teacher had a lesbian affair with one of her students
>Geography Teacher and English Teacher secretly banging. Said Geography also allowed several students to spank her during a lesson (And I'm jealous, honestly. She was a smoking hot redhead with a killer ass.)
>Different Geography and English Teacher had an affair, Geography Teachers son found out and threw a brick at his car whilst he was driving.

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>>79451582
>go to 4chan
>surprised to see virgins

>>79451582
wheredoyouthinkyouare

>>79451596
ho yes teachers love to be fucked by other teachers

and female teacher hardly resist their desire to be fucked by a few students and act on their desire as soon as they believe they can get away from it

>>79451617
>been here since 2009
>got job, gf and nice apartment
>majority of 4chan are still losers

I want to form babby with Jeremy Renner
No homo

>>79451663
It's better this way. You and people like you are boring as shit.

>>79446448
>snitching
I think you mean bragging

>>79451663
>he thinks being utterly normal like everyone else disqualifies from being a loser

>>79451696
>>79451740
I'm not even saying that I'm not a loser.
I'm just not a pathetic loser
>"uhhm but I'm a specuul snowflake guyzz"
No you aren't. You're a smelly basement dweller.

>>79451554
Well it's whatever. I can see why some people would think that not having had sex after a certain age is a "red flag". I personally don't see why you would need to have a "serious" conversation about it, but I can see why people who have been in a lot of sexual relationships would require an explanation. I can also see cases where it wouldn't even matter.

But it was nice having this little chat with you, it's always nice getting new point of views and seeing things from a different perspective.

>>79451765
>I'm a specuul snowflake guyzz
Look at this shit, you even type like a bore.

>>79451663
>ostensibly successful
>still posts on 4chan

Why? Even the schadenfreude of being king of the losers must run out in a year tops

>>79451663
I've been married for three years now and I still think you're a faggot for acting like there shouldn't be any virgins and manchildren on 4chan, and on fucking /tv/ of all boards.

>>79451557
No he is a celebrity because he is the most prolific mentally unstable autistic ugly fat manchild on the internet, when you think about it he is more productive than you are.

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>>79446157
He's an alpha.

>>79451811
>I'm a huge faggot please rape my face
No thanks Anon

>>79451452

is this an issue for circumcised guys by any chance

cant imagine getting my rough hand confused for a vagina

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>>79446083
>11 more years to go
where did it all go so wrong ?

>>79450876
This happened to me at age 20, she broke my heart in less than 2 years.
Now I'm 26 and didn't have a serious relationship since. I can't remember the time I was last happy or sad, I'm just here.

>>79446157
He's pretty funny in Bruce Almighty.
Not so much in Evan Almighty.

>>79446204
>fan Bingbing

Why? A plastic chink actress?

>>79448054
err, no.

>>79448467
Meh, I often thought I was going to end up like you, and then lost it by accident at 20. Now I'm 35 with 4 kids. Long story short- you havent missed out on much. It's overrated and shit. Your hand is better.

>>79450876
>lost virginity at 25
>got a GF
>no longer depressed and filled with shame
>she cheats
>I'm back here alone on Valentine's day

>>79451596

why would you make up this retarded shit just for attention from your fellow NEET neckbeards

reassess your life

>>79453707
the first one always gets ya, they can sense the desperation and make you pay

but if she hasnt gotten married to a successful guy and had a healthy kid by 29 you win

i've already won cause mine is 29 in march and no kids, no husband, renter and working a dead end job

I'm about to graduate from law school with $500,000 in the bank

>>79450776

>No, it doesn't require "serious explanation".

Err, if you say so

>You could simply be religious or very cautious about who you're going to have sex with.

Ok, so you make the claim that it doesn't require some explaining, and then immediately offer potential explanations. Lets be honest; the vast majority of people in that bracket who havent had sex aren't there because they are religious, they are there because they can't get laid.

>>79453641
>jerking off is better than sex

you're either a virgin or no one has found you attractive enough to have passionate sex with

actually on second thought you're definitely a virgin. dead fish sex is still better than your hand, you fat fucking lard. the fact you've ostensibly been inside a pussy and still typed this makes me upset

i can't wait until the normies take over this board and drive you fuckups out for good. disgusting filth of society you are

>>79453811
>dead fish sex is still better than your hand
it's only good in a psychological way, like "oh well at least i had sex, at least i'm valuable enough to have sex."

in terms of the pleasure itself, as in, the actual action, i'd much rather jerk off.

>>79453811
shut up you dumb slut, this isnt your facebook status

holy fuck i hope some of the 100s of dick gave you chlymida and made you barren

>>79453779
She's an awful person so I'm pretty sure she won't be married by then but she did get pregnant from the cheating. I guess that's what hurts so much.

>>79453941
having a retarded kid who sucks with a shit dad is the ultimate win for you

you get to watch her get all weird with some dumb useless kid, shes tied to that mistake for life, she'll make like it's great, but it's not

i envy you id love to see my ex have a retarded kid and become all bitter and sad

>>79451773

no, he types like a retard. you type like a bore/cipher

>>79453897

nice try, you miserable piece of shit

>>79453887

that's because you've never had sex

>>79453784
Are you retarded? Those aren't "serious" explanations. Maybe learn how to read and contextualize before commenting.

The anon was commenting that not having had sex at that age requires "serious explanations" while it really does not. Those are two SIMPLE explanations right there, but I wouldn't expect a faggot like you to understand semantics.

>>79448797
>made a few good friends from /soc/
>secret shame, create a Web of obvious, awkward lies about where I met like 6 new people
>eventually it all falls down because some of them don't give a fuck and "how did you guys meet?" is always followed by "you ever heard of 4chan?"
>one explains 4chan to my mother, explains that we all ended up on the Social board at the same time and met up and some of us stayed friends
>mfw my mother of all people starts talking about weird ways she and my dad made friends in the 80's or whenever - shit like flyers left on car windscreens and maternity classes

Other people I've met camping have discussed how they met on dating sites with no shame, and couples admitting they've met on tinder isn't uncommon either. I work in a bar and I've seen groups of guys and girls playing it together and comparing matches and stuff.
We use the internet for everything these days anon, it's almost a non-issue

t. Guy who made friends on 4chan

>>79453975
Yeah, I know it's good for me and I know she'll end up being a miserable single mother. I just wish things didn't turn out the way they did. She was way out of my league

>>79446083
.

>>79454110
You're looking at things the right way anon. We have the technology so why not make use of it?

>>79452206
15 for me, but I feel like I'm already so behind everyone that even if I got into a relationship I couldn't deal with it.

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>>79454230
Trust me when you find that special someone, all these worries will go away. They'll accept you for who you are and you'll accept them for who they are. It won't matter if you're a virgin or if they're a virgin, everything will align and all will be right.

>>79448237
I think I'd decide if I liked it or not after the 14th one.

>>79454283

Thats actually a dangerous mind set. Relationships are not all sun shine and lollypops. Even if you really do love each other. There are times when things will do hard you will even wish you were single once again. That said, good luck finding someone. Just stick your neck out there. Your heart might get bruised a bit, but you'll get there.

-Guy in a loving relationship for 8 years.

>>79448095
There was almost always war going on in the past. There is also some statistics going around that five times as many women had children compared to men throughout all of humanity's existence.

>>79448272
Fund it tbqh fAm id watch the shit out of that
>like battle royal but instead of having the kids kill each other they are forced to fuck disgusting 40 year old virgins

>>79448467
Fuck your sister obviously. If she's so concerned about your virginity have her take it

>>79453975

> i envy you id love to see my ex have a retarded kid and become all bitter and sad

Typical fucking lawyer. Go fucking die in a fire you bitter old man. Also learn proper punctuation before you graduate you prick.

>>79450085
>has no dignity.
Considering how many women just starfish, the lack of dignity thing is really the only dependable quality.

>>79449672
>16 years old
>date a girl who was a virgin, so was I
>gives awful head, full of teeth and no suction
>only wants to do missionary and when we do she just lies still on her back
>18, senior year
>have sex with girl who has had 2 boyfriends already
>gives me head during foreplay, wasn't expecting much
>came in like 16 seconds because it felt so good
>when I'm ready again she climbs on top and rides me like a champion
Yeah, virgins are way overrated

>>79454433
haha eat a dick you fucking nothing

>>79446376
I fucked my French teacher in HS. It was odd. Very overrated, would not do again

>>79454569

no, you didn't. and no one gives a fuck about your bullshit stories anyway, so better to just not go full retard in the future

>>79453811
Roastie detected
I prefer masturbating over sex, any day of the week.

>>79449361
>At least 50 times
She's forty yo, not nineteen

>>79454631

that's because you're a virgin

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>implying modern women are a prize worth winning

>>79450116
Confidence.

Enjoy your frigid wincing starfish that won't have your dick touch her anywhere but her holiest of holes though

Dude I think we're well past the era where using internet dating sites are seen as something shameful.

Hell I'd be willing to bet over half of 16-35 year olds have downloaded tinder at some point.

>>79455750
I am the fucking prize the woman gets.

You think I'd let any tramp suck my cock?

>>79450116
>how exactly getting experience in said subject improves you with it ?

You are not very smart

>>79446139
her face looks sucked cause she's such a whore

>>79450776
>tfw interpersonal issues so deep I've knocked back sex a handful of times after pushing myself into the situation to begin with

H-haha that's definitely not a red flag, haha...

>>79456039
>this English

I won't tell you to leave, but at least lurk for a few more years before posting again so that you don't give yourself away as a dirty, uneducated Euro next time.

>>79456156
Nothing wrong with it, also, still waiting for a reply to what I said

>>79456184
>Nothing wrong with it

I tried.

pls go

>>79456206
Please, stop being a butthurt americlap and stop avoiding the question

>>79451300
>this denial

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>>79454150
That's it, specially when the methods people used back before now are mostly defunct. I bet nobody in this thread has had a leaflet left under their windscreen - that's how my mother met one of her longest lasting friends that she still sees to this day. At the time my father (who got the leaflet inviting him to bring his sick ass whatever car to a revhead clubhouse) nearly didn't go because who fucking goes to something they're invited to via leaflet under a wiper?

>tfw tinder match as I type this
>wew lads it's a bot
I would fuck a convincing enough robot while we're talking about embracing technology.

>>79456232

I wasn't the one you were responding to, you dumb fucking third-world peasant. Now stop trying to initiate a dialogue with me---I can't understand your broken English.

#virginrights when?

>>79456259
It's an open question you fucking retard, you can answer for him
Stop being so butthurt, it's embarrassing

>>79456281

Sorry, I don't understand your autistic ramblings. Please find a European board to make people uncomfortable on.

>>79451554
Why do all of your posts have some bullshit "fact" or statistic that has literally no grounding in reality let alone a source to back it up?

>>79456259
>amerishart
>calling anyone third world

kek

>>79456294
What's your source on "virgins are better lays that non-virgins", friends

>>79456290
You do, you just don't have a proper answer, so you chose to be butthurt and avoid it all costs

It's actually an anti-stoner movie in disguise

>comfy job
>comfy apartment
>more than enough money to afford all his hobbies
>shitload of money wisely invested into valuable collectables
>starts hanging out with stoner losers
>ends up losing his life and marrying a gradma

bravo Judd

>>79456322

Yes, it is a fact we are the superior nation. You can try to argue this, but objective-minded folks will just laugh at you.

Enjoy your bowl of rice and potatoes.

>>79456347

Sorry, I really don't understand. Please leave. No one wants you here (as you can probably tell by the fact no one other than I is responding to you).

Just be an asshole all your life and never change into the nice guy. Older women will be looking for a nice guy to settle with but still want some loving, just continue to be an asshole and never commit unless it is on your terms. Pretty simple.

>>79456330
The AIDS virus

literally
>Dude I was weird in highschool, but like low key really smart and actually cooler than everyone that didn't like me, but now I'm finding it so hard to fit in to adulthood LOL
the director

>>79446376
Why i wasnt raped?

>>79456330
Maybe not better lays, but there is empirical data earlier in the thread showing less partners is correlated with less divorce.

Inb4 correlation /= causation

>>79456363
>America
>Superior nation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5g_gs6nnyo

>>79446376
>avoided jail time

Fucking tell me this would ever happen with two male teachers and a female student.

>>79451293
Pee in their pussies

>>79456460

lol @ u

>>79456363
You are so butthurt with this whole thread pointing out how miserable your life is that you need a way to vent out, and the fastest one is to attack someone here
Pathetic

>>79449818
Arby's employee detected

>>79449818
You love roast beef so much you might as well work at Arby's

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>>79449597
>Only /a/ or muslims care about women being virgins.
Any sane man that cares for the long term prospects of his relationship is going to care about something statistically increasing the chance of his relationship failing.

Lucky for roasties like you, most men aren't sane.

>>79456488

Please leave. I don't understand what you're trying to communicate. Lurk for a few more years and try again once your English is at a conversational level.

>>79456533
Pathetic

>>79456550

Sorry, anon. I hope we can one day exchange opinions and I can laugh at you for having retarded ones. Unfortunately, today is not that day as I can not understand your attempts at communicating in a language you do not know how to speak.

>>79456573
Trying this hard to avoid a simple question
Pathetic

>>79456588

Sorry, anon. I hope we can one day exchange opinions and I can laugh at you for having retarded ones. Unfortunately, today is not that day as I can not understand your attempts at communicating in a language you do not know how to speak!

>>79446083
buncha triggered white boys up in here

>>79456599
Pathetic

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>>79456529

>>79456620

Que?

>>79453641
>lost it by accident at 20
>by accident

How the fuck do you lose your virginity by accident? did you trip and fell into a vagina?

>>79456628
See>>79456620

>>79456646

I'm sorry, I simply don't understand. Can you try sign language? Upload a video to YouTube.

>>79456663
See >>79456347

>>79456679

It's like hieroglyphics, my friend. Please learn the language before attempting to converse with Americans on an American board. We're polite enough to allow you to be here, so no need to show your uncivilized nature.

Anyway, I have work to do, unlike you. Toodaloo!

>>79456725
See>>79449672

I know a lot of you are arguing in here about how necessary it is to be honest with a new partner about whether or not you are a virgin. Well it is VERY important. If you are an older guy, 26+, and still a virgin you will have to explain to your new partner why. If you lie when they ask you how many girls you have slept with (and they WILL ask you!) and claim to be more experience than you are, and then HUMILIATE yourself by being terrible in bed or not being able to get it in and hurting them then you will be HISTORY.

Always be honest, especially with yourself! If you are older than 25/26 and still a virgin then maybe you are gay? Have you explored this in yourself?

Peace and love.

ML

>>79456451
But nobody but you talked about getting married.

>>79456898
Is that a signature or something you got there

>>79447652
Death penalty.

>>79456769

Still not sure what you're trying to say, my peasant friend.

>>79457688
I bet you have NO sex but with a maybe animal from forest you dicksocker

>>79457062
maybe he think it cool why you not just afucking jump in the river not float you sink you fat drunk what a shame!

>>79457969

Please learn English before you try to banter. You're just coming across as an asocial dipshit.

>>79458044
so it maybe my second laguage but I still make you seem dumb. How many language you speak?

So far I have 4. Bet you are still home boy American with poor job and no sex HAHAHAHA

>>79458107
>autism: the post

>>79458122
Suck me off and maybe taste a real man you are dumb and not even beating off person with YOUR own language. You should maybe go before school and then maybe chance you can have some sex before grey hairs and limp dicks! HAHAHAHA

>>79458167

You may qualify as a case study for the extreme end of the spectrum.

>>79458212
Yes the spectrum of COOL you dumb shit! HAHAHA 3 -0 me glorious days!!!

>be forty
>be happy, no problems, chilling with your cool ass toys
>washed up slag with kids needs help
>tosses some pussy at you
>get caught in the sarlacc pit
>first major project together is selling all your toys for her kids braces
>selling off your happiness for a relationship

>>79458252
It is not possible to be happy and be a virgin.

>>79458242
>trying this hard

You truly are diseased, my man.

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>>79458270
>yes, go-I mean boy, you can't be happy unless you buy the product I'm selling, teeheehee

What's with all the normies on /tv/?

>>79451554
I'd rather have sex with a virgin than someone who's had sex with 500 different partners.
The former may have some issues with intimacy, but the latter clearly has some type of mental problems and most likely a few venereal diseases.

>>79458353
Sex is the most natural and pleasurable thing in the world. It's hardly a product that is forced down your throat. But if that's how you see it then I suppose you have made your decision to be a beta wallflower virgin all of your life.

If you spent less time being positive and happy instead of being a negative racist troll then you could have as much sex as the next fellow. Sex isn't some magical and mystical elixir, it's a standard thing that grown ups do for either love or fun. Keep on living by your rules though. All that hate must make you irresistible to women.

>>79458395
Reddit, seriously. This place is shit now

>>79458467
2/10

>>79458467
Being a virgin doesn't mean being a beta you fucking retard. I'd rather focus my energy and effort on productive work instead of chasing people that may backstab me one day.

inb4 i chose to be le virgin xD shitposting

>>79458467
>Sex is the most natural and pleasurable thing in the world.

Senpai you are gonna love eating and sleeping

>>79458515
>instead of chasing people that may backstab me one day

That is the most beta thing I have ever heard.

>>79458467
>Sex isn't some magical and mystical elixir, it's a standard thing
Then the average person should be happy as fuck, right?

>Keep on living by your rules though. All that hate must make you irresistible to women.
Thanks to those "rules" I don't give a fuck what women think or want. I'm far more content with my life than any guy in a relationship I know, but that's just some anecdotes.

He should have just fucked that slutty blonde girl

It's better to just enjoy what's left of the sexual freedom culture before it dies and we all become detached machines, still better than being a cuckold

>>79458540
It's the opposite, being with people who don't give a fuck about you is being a beta. But whatever floats your boat.

>>79458521
I enjoy copious amounts of all 3. Sleep is better than sex and sex is better than food.

>>79458540
t. stupid roastie who hasnt got the chops to lock down a husband

>>79458579
You can live without sex. Not without food or sleep.

>I enjoy copious amounts of all 3
lol no, you don't.

>>79458567
Then don't spend time with those people and find somebody to love you, who you love back, dipshit. And get some fucking self confidence you pathetic dweeb. Jesus, you make getting a girlfriend sound like some huge fucking deal. Billions of people do it. It's easy as fuck. Start living before you rot!!

>>79453811
Jerking off is literally better than sex.

>>79458668

t. virgin

>>79458656
Yeah, of course not. How could anybody ever eat 4 meals a day, sleep 7 hours a night and fuck every morning?

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>tfw I've had 4 different women laying naked in front of me ready to get fucked and all I could do was jerk myself off to completion without fucking them, leave immediately and never talk to them again

I sure am a mess anons

>>79454112
That's life. I have a few regrets, but if it didn't work out, it didn't work out because it wasn't going to work out. Save your love for the next one.

>>79458704
Fucking your hand doesn't count.

>>79458657
>bee urself brah

>>79458709
Massage parlours/escorts?

It's hard to get in the mood to fuck when you're with someone you love! It can be even harder to get up when it's a stranger who does it for a living.

I've had that problem at massage parlours. It's no big deal.

>>79458830
3 were escorts and 1 was a girl i was considering a relationship with, but it seems the older I get the more I'd rather just jerk off and go to sleep instead of fucking and investing time and money into a relationship, or money into an escort

>>79450876
you'll kill yourself when she fucks you over.

>>79458946
Sounds like there are quite a few factors here. But generally, yeah, sex drive does really die off after awhile. I'd like to say it's because you've been there and done that, but sex is not that great on its own in isolation.

It's certainly not worth what people are willing to sacrifice to get it.

Jerking off and going to sleep is fine. It's not really the sex that I enjoy most in a relationship. It's the companionship. Having someone to share life with can be really amazing. When I'm single like I am now, I have little motivation to go to the beach for a walk to watch the sunset for example.

For myself, I need to work on kicking this awful weed habit that's been on my back for the last decade. Relationships have been great, but I'll return to them when I'm ready.

>>79459213
I too have lost the motivation to keep trying at relationships, but for me it was never about having somebody there it was only about the sex, and now I don't even give a shit about that any more it seems, so I've stopped bothering with them at all.

I don't do drugs or drink any more, and I think this could be a big part of the reason why. Deep down I've always hated most people, I never did like being around others while sober, and without the drinking or drugs to help me tolerate others I've just given up on relationships.

I guess that makes me fucked up or whatever, but I think I'm much happier this way, I don't have to pretend any more.

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It's been several years since I've had a real relationship, I don't really know where to look for. All I do in my free time is watching movies, reading, playing video games and getting drunk with friends like I did in college. I have no other hobby because there's nothing else that really interests me. Dating online has been a failure, clubs are full of dudes, there's no attractive girl at work, and all the smart and good looking girls I know are in a relationship and have a couple of dudes already working hard to be ready to step in at any moment.
I have sex a couple of times every year with some girls I lucked in at bars and then go back to the solitary/sausage fest lifestyle because it was just physical attraction.
They say love happens when you least expect it, but it's been quite awhile now that I've stopped expecting anything.

>>79459409
I don't hate people. But I am hard of hearing and it isolates me whether I want to be isolated or not.

I'd like to become sober and stick with it. I just get stuck in cycles where I feel hopeless and just get high a bunch to forget my bad feelings. But objectively, my life is great. Wish I could force myself to have a hard perspective shift.

Maybe some therapy in my future?

>>79459784
Sounds a lot like the 20s for a lot of people. Online dating is generally where you'll find the most people and opportunities. Tinder works.

What's sad to me is that it sounds like you're just waiting for a girl to be attracted to you. Do you feel no attraction to girls such that you want to pursue them?

Honestly, I feel very little attraction to most girls at my age. They want security and a wallet to pay their way and I don't want to split up my money with them just yet.

>>79460028
>Tinder works.
It didn't for me.

>Do you feel no attraction to girls such that you want to pursue them?
Not any that I know now, and I don't really know how to meet new ones. Everybody seems to function in tight circles and I rarely manage to force myself into one for a party or something, only to find out the only attractive/funny/smart girl there is spending the night talking to her bf.