>tfw The Shire gains its independence and you don't have

What was Sharkey's income tax rate?

>>79432588
He charged in old toby.

The shire was already independent. Humans don't even live their you fucking retard

Good luck defending the Shire without the king's rangers keeping roaming orcs at bay, you manlet hillbillies.

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>tfw you emigrate to Valinor to evade Aragorn's taxes

>>79432559
i believe the shire was more of an autonomous region that owed fealty to Aragorn. Furthermore they needed a massive infusion of capital to rebuild after the Shire was scourged by Saruman (in the books at least).

All this made their financial situation precarious and in need of proper guidance from a certified financial planner.

>Not wanting to live in Mordoor with your own Orc harem and Uruk-Hai maid

>tfw Rohan increases its Sales Tax by 2% so you have to take more money out of your savings account

>>79432588
Why did Jackson leave out the Gouging of the Shire?

Shire taxes were crazy high, this is discussed in the Tolkien piece, Tax records retention and Middle Earth.

>>79432760
when is that going to get it's own film adaptation?

>>79432701
There were no female orcs, anon.

>>79432788
there are, they look and sound just like the men though

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>tfw /tv/ has one creative funny thread with a new daring synthesis of a meme and then proceeds to completely run it into the ground by spamming it every other second for the next days

>>79432824
memes move fast these days buoy. don't break your glass balls.

>>79432824
tax season can be a difficult time

have you considered itemizing your deductions to maximize your refund?

>>79432788
>>79432803

How do you imagine sex with an Orc would be?

>>79432824
Meme tax went up by 22%

>>79432559
I was shocked when Shire seceded in the second movie

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>>79432788
Tell that to this qt.

>>79432803
Thats some boypussy thinking
>>79432824
tell it to kanjiklub

>>79432788
Lmao where do orcs come from then?

They were elves, currupted by Melkor, and were able to breed naturally from that point on.

>>79432633
But anon, they do it for free.

>>79432824
>I wish anons wouldn't meme the memes, but kept them secret, kept them safe

>>79432872
They don't have sex or genitals. They are dug up from the earth.

>>79432824
IRS Agent detected.

>>79432909
could she have breached the gate to Minas Tirith?

>>79432944

But what do they do for fun after war time?

>>79432920
They were dug up from the earth. They are essentially like the ents, the earth brought to life by evil.

>>79432872
like sex with a black woman/man

>>79432944
That's Urukhai you degenerate.

Orcs breed.

>>79432944
t. has never read lord of the rings or anything Tolkien related.

>>79432976
Why do people lie so blatantly and no expect to be called on it?

>>79432559

>tfw /tv/ hasn't come up with a new meme since bane which was five years ago

It's all the same fucking shit with just minor variations every few months. I hate this board so much.

>>79432966
Orks don't have fun, all their existence is hate. If they are not fighting a big war, they are at war with each other in tribes.

>>79432976
>talking this much shit

Seriously, you're just making shit up anon.

Read the books then come on back.

>Inflation is down
LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>79432872
i don't even know what regular sex is like

>>79433028
Kek

No scene with Arwen shitting herself to death :(

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Why didn't the fellowship just take a taxi to mordor?

>>79432559
this meme is fucking 3 years old
https://www.tolkiensociety.org/2014/04/grrm-asks-what-was-aragorns-tax-policy/

Reminder the Shire's burning was an inside job so king Aragorn wouldn't tax them as much and give aid instead.

>>79433020
Made of stone and slime through the sorcery of Morgoth

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LORD OF THE RINGS is trash. Read and watch real art you fucking /r/movie drones

>>79433115
>he post the meme
There is no meme tax here bro, you don't have to meme.

>>79432759
anticlimax

>>79433106
>stone and slime
>not corrupted elves
>tortured and mutilated

>>79433101
a meme is never late

it arrives precisely when it means to

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>What about taxes?
>We've already paid them.
>We paid the income tax, yes. What about the sales tax?
>Don't think he knows about sales taxes Pip.
>What about property taxes? Gasoline tax? Stamp tax? Carbon tax? He knows about them, doesn't he?
>I wouldn't count on it.

>>79433106
Melkor never had the capacity to create independent life

>>79433297
kek

>>79433334
I'm pretty sure all the Valar were able to create life

>>79433494
Not sentient life. The dwarves for example were mindless puppets until Eru took pity on them.

How did Hobbits deal with violations of the NAP?

>>79433595
potato based cruise missiles

Yeah, RotK really should've ended with the IRS taking the fellowship for all they're worth.

>>79432824
What was the original thread? I vaguely remember seeing it but didn't know it was dank enough to be an epic new meme.

>>79434384
not the original but only worthwhile thread of this meme
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/79421036/

>>79432759
Because it was a weird section even in the book. It felt like someone asked Tolkien what happened to Saruman and Wormtongue so he wrote in a hasty conclusion

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>>79432891
>Shirexit

Raimi saw the future I swear.

>>79432633
But ever since Aragorn's orc baby genocide, the lands are safer than ever

>>79432937
underrated

>VIDEOGAMES are solving the tax questions before movies do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olD3G4T6fhc&t=181s

>>79432559
>tfw the shire pound falls in value and you lose more to inflation than you gain from reduced taxes